Miley Cyrus & Stephen Baldwin: A match made in Heaven

November 11th, 2008 // 40 Comments

Stephen Baldwin must have some dirt on Billy Ray Cyrus (Read: Naked rodeo pictures.) because I don’t know how else to explain Miley Cyrus and her mom showing up to his book-signing at a Tennessee Christian bookstore last night. Not even Alec, the only working brother left, could pull off this kind of marketing coup. Okay, sure, he could get Tina Fey, but what’s she done lately?

Stephen Baldwin: 1. Relevancy: 1,489,376.

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  1. Jon

    Viva Los BioDome

  2. rachek

    ughhhhh whats up with his face in every picture!!!!

  3. Sport

    The douchwad boyfriend is there too. Fun times.

  4. ishi-san

    Haha, he looks like a drunk Russian boxer on Valium!

  5. Big D

    ishi-san, that is PERFECT!

  6. Max Planck

    Books? They read books?

  7. JaidenPaidin

    #5….holy shit he does look like a Commie on valium.
    Good call Ishi-san. Sake for you.

  8. supersex

    WTF
    there are so many dumb asses in the world

  9. Vince

    “Yes, I lived an amazing life. I had experiences that go beyond most people’s wildest dreams, and I can honestly look you in the eye and say the experience I am now having with Jesus Christ blows away everything I did before.” – Stephen Baldwin

    Gay. Figuratively and literally.

    Just what the right needs – another retarded blowhard with a hardon for Jesus and his fellow man (in the next stall).

    No wonder they got crushed a week ago.

  10. Scolomb

    Don’t forget William Baldwin, who currently stars in one of the best shows on TV, “Dirty Sexy Money.”

  11. havoc

    Stephen Baldwin has those crazy fucking eyes. Like Manson or the President of Iran.

    .

  12. Savalas

    She looks like her breath smells like horse shit.

  13. Ted from LA

    Her mom is running in the fifth at Hawthorne tomorrow. Bet her to show.

  14. You can totally see it in Miley’s face with that fake grin, “I’m afraid… WTF am I doing here?”

    And mom’s face is saying “PHOTO OP!”

  15. Heather

    That has to be the ugliest mother fucker in the entire world.

  16. Todd

    Dude- is that a Hanna Montana tatoo on his arm? HM? I hope they did that with a marker as a joke.

  17. King Monkey

    @17 – No …. It’s Real

  18. This Is Me Posting

    Bookstore? Or GUNSTORE? Seriously, Stephen, what the hell?!

  19. Ted Mosby

    I’m sure he’d like to lay hands on Miley.

  20. mike

    Miley = FUG

    Mom – FUGLIER

  21. James

    Aww, what happened? From the guy who “shot some guys” to the tune of Old McDonald to this pile of sadness? I got nothing but pity, I have to say.

  22. strippers rule

    he lived a better life when he used to go to cheetah’s in hollywood and get lap dances every night.

  23. Alexa

    Um okay so im actually really good friends with stephen’s daughter and stephen and i think you all need to shut up cause none of you know what you’re talking about. You’re all pervs and retartded and you have no idea what you’re talking about so why dont you stop speaking out of your ass or speaking at all cause you would do alot of people a favor. kthanksbye.

  24. Alexa

    Um okay so im actually really good friends with stephen’s daughter and stephen and i think you all need to shut up cause none of you know what you’re talking about. You’re all pervs and retartded and you have no idea what you’re talking about so why dont you stop speaking out of your ass or speaking at all cause you would do alot of people a favor. kthanksbye.

  25. Stephen’s greatest accomplishment was a club in nyc call Lauan…ohh the memories!!!

  26. Balls McCoy

    Slow news day? Stephen Baldwin’s kids are big fans of all that Disney shit. He’s involved with what his children are interested in and took them to see the Hannah Montana concerts. It’s called being a good responsible parent. Gee, I guess it’s beyond reason that the Cyrus family may actually have reciprocated his support by going to a Stephen Baldwin book signing.

  27. squiggle

    @ 11. Scolomb

    Dirty Sexy Money is indeed fabulous and so is William. Also fabulous: imagining Stephen’s reaction to one of his brothers pretending to be in love with a transsexual woman.

  28. Markus

    Are all born-again Christians such pathetic loser? It seems so …

  29. Miley was there because she dared Stephen Baldwin to get a Hannah Montana tattoo in return for him to guest star on her show. He did, as you can see in the arm picture it is where his arm meets the shoulder.

  30. She’s a squirter.

    Which one? Take your pick.

  31. 1moreidiotintheworld

    Kind of looks like a scene from a horror movie: 2 dim-witted bimbos on vacation pose with a seedy looking local guy who turns out to be a psychopathic serial murderer who will rape them and cut them apart later that evening when they are all drunk and vulnerable………

  32. MONDO

    she couldn’t stay off the cell phone for two f’ing seconds?

  33. Bren

    Christian bookstore BAH! Miley is still a slut; can’t change that. Billy Ray is hitting that shit with a strap on every day. She loves her sugar daddy. Get used to it. That so-called model boyfriend is gay, no doubt about it.

  34. Duke Steele

    Hey, I know who that is. Hes a Baldwin brother. The one with the Downs Syndrome face.

  35. ishi-san

    @ 25: you are friends with Stephens daughter and you and Stephen have opinions together?????!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    So either you live in a bitter sweet dreamworld or you do the father of your friend?!

  36. Sprmcandy

    Mommy = Pretty, daughter = dog.

  37. Ok stop saying stuff like…….oo i bet Baldwin wants to lay his hands on MIley shut the heck up ok? i bet u wanna lay ur hands on cyrus u perv. Stephen is Married with 2 beautiful daughters ok? so idk if maybe its cause ur a dumb ass rapeist who is trying to cover it up and lay it on stephen. but im sure u wanna lay ur hands alllllll over miley! Seriously its hurt full to his family ok stop with him being the ug;y one or him have a down syndrome face its extremely offensive and totally un called for! if u were a famous celebrity would you like to talked about that way just because you believe a certain religion or that youu roght books or that your kids are friends with a celebrity.UMMM NO! you would most certainly not…… Baldwin is such a nice guy and has the sweeetest girls in the world i can totally understand why miley would want to be firends with his daughters ….. So alll you who sent bad comments GO TO HELL! cause its probably where ur headed anywayss!

  38. Ok stop saying stuff like…….oo i bet Baldwin wants to lay his hands on MIley shut the heck up ok? i bet u wanna lay ur hands on cyrus u perv. Stephen is Married with 2 beautiful daughters ok? so idk if maybe its cause ur a dumb ass rapeist who is trying to cover it up and lay it on stephen. but im sure u wanna lay ur hands alllllll over miley! Seriously its hurt full to his family ok stop with him being the ug;y one or him have a down syndrome face its extremely offensive and totally un called for! if u were a famous celebrity would you like to talked about that way just because you believe a certain religion or that youu roght books or that your kids are friends with a celebrity.UMMM NO! you would most certainly not…… Baldwin is such a nice guy and has the sweeetest girls in the world i can totally understand why miley would want to be firends with his daughters ….. So alll you who sent bad comments GO TO HELL! cause its probably where ur headed anywayss!

  39. i would assume that it’s temporary…

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