Miley Cyrus, Robert Pattinson & Zac Efron’s youth and vigor demand your ratings

February 23rd, 2009 // 77 Comments

As a Hail Mary pass to bring in younger viewers, Miley Cyrus, Robert Pattinson and Zac Efron were invited to present awards at the Oscars last night. Because if there’s anyone who can make kids give a shit about Best Sound Editing it’s Spawn of Billy Ray, Stoned Vampire Guy and The Fruity Kid from High School Musical. Frankly, I’m surprised they didn’t fight crime together after the show. At least until Zac broke a nail, and Robert was like “Dude, we should get nachos.”

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  1. NipTuck

    Zac Efron is very scary to me. That hair….it haunts me…

    Not to be mean, but I can’t help it.

    Robert is stunning, and not because of all that twilight shit. He is honestly cute.

  2. Bickus Dickus

    Miley’s smile would be much nicer with my hot semen dripping over her teeth and gums, one of her eyelids glued shut by my crazy-goo, and one nostril blowing jizz-bubbles with my silky white spew…….when she’s 18 that is…..

  3. selina

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  4. Badnewsguy

    Connie, I hate to be the one to tell you but – Sonny is dead.

  5. Sasha

    Awww Zac looks like my very 1st boyfriend! He was less homosexual, though, and is now in the military.

  6. Chelle

    Robert looks like he’s had some of whatever it is that Paula Abdul sips from her Coke cup during American Idol.

  7. wet newspaper

    Wow.. stunning dress.

  8. terrible 2

    i agree w/ #11.miley is hideous. i cant stand her and am looking foward to the day someone posts the sex tape. im not buying this sweet little act she has going on. the girl cant sing, act, dance.

  9. idk

    *gasp* Robert!

  10. M

    Alicia keys looks gorgeous.

  11. annie

    Recently, It is said that many celebrities appear at the millionaire & celebrity dating club ____MillionaireLoving. C O M____. Even they upload their private hot photos and videos on the site. Are these famous guys fond of online dating?

  12. someone superficial

    why the ephron/hudgens charade? zac is clearly a repressed gay man.

    why the gramma dress for miley? and what with her “something’s stinky” face?

    pattinson is striking. whoooo!

  13. the big kahuna

    awww rob looks adorable!
    damn, his hair grew so fast!

  14. the big kahuna

    awww rob looks adorable!
    damn, his hair grew so fast!

  15. too old for Miley

    She is filling out quite nicely! Two more years until she’s legal!

  16. Why is this zac efron-kid teaching all the other kids to “WALK & TALK” like faggots do, folks?

  17. cady

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  18. sin

    Vanessa really is an air head. Nice girl. Pleasant to be around, but don’t ask her a question that her handlers haven’t prepped her on. Massive deer in the headlight stare.
    Zack does seem the lean on the gay side. I think he take whatever is available at the time. Male or female.
    They had a nice talk with Miley and told her to straighten the fuck up. Disney is her only way to make money. Her acting is mediocre and her singing…well, she can manage on a few songs but her voice is not that good.
    Daddy will keep her there at Disney until they kick them out.
    Miley is filling out the tops of her dresses though.

  19. Parker's Posse

    i agree w/ #11.miley is hideous. i cant stand her and am looking foward to the day someone posts the sex tape. im not buying this sweet little act she has going on. the girl cant sing, act, dance.

    As long as she can take in in the can, who care what else she does. aww, look at those chubby cheeks, plus her face isn’t half bad either

  20. Pam

    Valerie: Your comment got me hot. Them taking turns sounds really good and is something I’ve never considered before. But I’d settle for just Robert. Zac really does look a bit gay, and that is not a real turn on for me. Robert is merely English and has a bit of feminine European to him, which I DO like. Yum.

    #25: Either you are gay and are disgusted by the thought of pussy or you have only had sex with women who have STDs. CLEAN, healthy women do not have a fishy odor.

  21. Sushi

    Rob Pattington or whatever his name is, has a uni-brow, a broken nose, a hazy drugged up look and women think he is attractive?????
    OHHHH! And he doesnt wash his hair.
    You hoe’s can REALLY pick em.

  22. G!ggl3$

    Hell yeah Rob is the sexiest one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  23. G!ggl3$

    I don’t care what anybody says Rob is still the hottest guy and zac does look gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  24. zio666

    miley has a very nice rack

  25. Zoe

    Gah. Anything that Miley Cyrus is involved in sucks get rid of that picture its creepy!, but Rob on the other hand is so hawt and Zac Efron? hahaha. yeah he is alright. and i betcha i have a nicer rack, btw :P

  26. That Guy

    Miley looks so beautiful here, i love the dress. she is just perfect!

  27. And all three looked like little children playing dress up. Zac Efron looked like a little boy playing dress up.

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