Miley Cyrus, Robert Pattinson & Zac Efron’s youth and vigor demand your ratings

As a Hail Mary pass to bring in younger viewers, Miley Cyrus, Robert Pattinson and Zac Efron were invited to present awards at the Oscars last night. Because if there’s anyone who can make kids give a shit about Best Sound Editing it’s Spawn of Billy Ray, Stoned Vampire Guy and The Fruity Kid from High School Musical. Frankly, I’m surprised they didn’t fight crime together after the show. At least until Zac broke a nail, and Robert was like “Dude, we should get nachos.”

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