Miley Cyrus put on ice (No, Hannah Montana isn’t doing an ice show. Spaz.)

May 2nd, 2008 // 80 Comments

The rumors about Disney keeping Miley Cyrus out of the spotlight are apparently true. Damage control is in full effect after her “pedophile’s dream come true” photo shoot (actual quote from Christian Coalition. Okay, not really.) Miley was scheduled to appear at Walt Disney World but mysteriously backed out at the last minute, according to Us Magazine:

The 15-year-old — who shocked fans by posing semi-topless for the magazine — has pulled out of a weekend media party to promote the “Disney Channel Games,” Walt Disney World spokesman Gary Buchanan said Thursday. She was set to attend the bash, along with other Disney Channel stars.

My sources tell me Miley is locked in an underground bunker with Natty Gann, Pollyanna and the sister from Escape from to Witch Mountain. If nobody knows who the hell those three are, I now feel super old and will spend the rest of the day sobbing into my donut. *bites* Hey, my tears taste like chocolate. Then the prophecy is true: Willy Wonka is my real dad! Mom, how could you?! I mean, without smuggling me home an Oompa Loompa in your purse. You never loved me!

Photo: Vanity Fair
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  1. NYAmicas

    I agree spreadthehate & Tim-
    a pedophile’s dream??? WTF? They seriously did not need that Vanity Shoot, the sick bastards will get off from a kid in a snow suit.

  2. A-lay

    Ok first of all its Escape TO witch mountain, secondly who would actually agree to let her do this, miley is a clueless kid, where were her parents or friends. At 15 its not artsy its jailbait ok, im sorry if you disagree but thats how i feel, shes a cute kid who can sing, who is making her producers, agents, ext.. millions of dollars, why isnt that enough, now they have to exploid the sexual aspect of it!!?!? Its happend again and again, lindsay lohan, hilary duff, and of course the Queen of exploitation Britney Spears.. First they exploit talent for personal gain and now there trying to sell the sexuality of a 15yr old girl, all i can say is what is this world coming to.

  3. Triv

    Holy shit a 15 year olds bare back!!!! Its the next fucking apocalypse!!! Get a life anyone who is attacking this girl, why does everyone in this world expect everyone to be a prude besides themselves.

  4. Cash

    Love the scene where Natty Gann steals the pot of beans from John Cusack.
    “Nice dog”
    “He’s not a dog, he’s a wolf.”
    “..wolf?”
    “Wolf.”

  5. Gits

    Funniest thing was watching some crap “news” show on E last night, a segment where they address “celebrity rumors” and label them true or false. Most of them were the stories covered here over the past few days. Almost every one of them was label “FALSE!” with a tremendous air of authority, as if they were debunking all the nonsense out there. Except…when it came to the Miley Cyrus/Disney story, which of course was labeled “FALSE!” they had to run a line across the bottom of the screen saying something like “gee, you know what, it’s now being reported that she WON’T be at the Disney Channel Games.” (of course, the real problem is that a Disney exec had just taken Cialis before he saw the Vanity Fair layout and he had to go to the hospital 4 1/2 hours later)

  6. Span

    I don’t get it. She was ‘semi-topless’ yet I saw nothing more than what I would see if she went swimming in a bathing suit. On the other hand, Jamie-lynne spears gets knocked up and gets it put on her show.

    16 year old knocked up= OK lets make some money off this.

    15 year old kind of topless in a glamor shoot= shoot her down.

    Something is wrong with that.

  7. herbiefrog

    errr… you all still sane ? … : ))

    she’s just a baby… leave her alone

    [and you... [yes you... stand still lassie]]

    unless you change society
    …it appears
    …that

    you have to live within it ?

    [like that makes any sense]
    [over...]

  8. amy

    Cyrus is my favorite pop singer. She looks alwasy beautful.I saw her profile on a milllionaire dating site ——”W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m****** last week. It is said she is dating a young billionaire on that site now. Is that true? As you know, she is only 16!!!

  9. GTBurns

    Ashley Tisdale and Zac Efron has not done anything…. yet. I am still waiting for him to either come out of the closet or someone finds a dead hooker in his closet.

    Ashley looks like she actually has a good head on her sholders and will probably go far in hte industry.

  10. Mr V

    Like a lot of other posters here, I’m really confused by Disney’s so-called “damage control”.

    Is there anyone here who would disagree with me if I said that if Disney went ahead with Hannah Montana AS IF NOTHING WAS WRONG, everything would just blow over?

    Can we get a name for the head of PR on this project? Or the old fart on the board – and it seems to ALWAYS be an old fart with no grasp of the internet or group psychology – who ordered this from their PR dept? There is a lot of wasted talent on here for ego destruction and character assassination that simply needs a deserving target.

  11. Samhain

    Billy Ray has been fuming since his flakey song was just a one-hit wonder. So, he procreates and takes revenge on the world by pimping out his daughter, putting his greaseball, hound-dog face on her show (which he thinks is really his), and inserts himself in her photo shoots – dirty Hillbilly honeydipper!

    Billy’s now decided he wants to be in the big-time movin’ pictures. Time to sex up the daughter (and make sure he always has parts in them-thar productions).

    Hey, Billy Ray – you’re an ugly Appalachian bastard – no one wants to see you!

    What’s momma doing all this time? Maybe smokin’ the wacky tobacky and porkin’ the neighbors?

  12. Gwen

    Amazing. “South Park” totally called it.

    I hate them so much.

    Oh, and just FYI; it’s a safer bet to take Annie Liebovitz’s word on what’s “artistic” rather than Disney’s.

    I can’t believe I have to defend work by ANNIE LIEBOVITZ for VANITY FAIR. Are these NOT reliable influences?!?

    Ow…my brain…

  13. Gook Skywalker

    why does she always look like she’s getting her fudge packed?

  14. lolurowned

    I think its stupid she is bearing the brunt of the negative attention and not Vanity Fair or her parents. She is a kid for christ sake’s isnt that the whole point? Its normal for a girl to be coming into her sexuality at her age but I still dont think its a good idea for shoots like that. It kinda sends the wrong message. You can look but you can’t touch.. idk wierd

  15. lolurowned

    I think its stupid she is bearing the brunt of the negative attention and not Vanity Fair or her parents. She is a kid for christ sake’s isnt that the whole point? Its normal for a girl to be coming into her sexuality at her age but I still dont think its a good idea for shoots like that. It kinda sends the wrong message. You can look but you can’t touch.. idk wierd

  16. alex

    semi . WTF!!!
    if u see something sexy in this photo u are fukin pedo !!!
    holly shit poor girl ! what she done to u !!!
    look at jamie lynn !!! WTF IS HAPPENING !!!
    im sure miley wont be next brit im sure she not spears attetion whore family

  17. Erica.

    This is why I’m not Christian. Damn people taking things out of porportion. These days, most people you come across 15 or not, are sexual in some way. I started acting sexual when I was 12 for fucks sake. She’s 15. Does Disney know how many girls that age are having sex? Sure, I think she’s annoying and I find it stupid how people obsess over her. But I’m on her side this time. There’s nothing wrong with showing your BACK.

  18. Mandy

    Since when is it a crime to show your back? How do you know she isn’t wearing pants? Did it say she was completely naked? Did it show her butt? If anyone is offended by Miley Cyrus showing her BACK, then maybe you shouldn’t wear a bathing suit. Wearing a bathing suit is worse than showing your BARE BACK!!! Being a Christian has nothing to do with what is going on here. Maybe you all should grow up. I have a 4 year old daughter and I let her watch Hannah Montana. Do I allow my daughter to go on the internet and look up stupid stuff like this, NO. Do I allow my daughter to watch dirty stuff on television? NO! That is what is wrong with people today. They don’t spend time with there children. My daughter may only be 4, but at least when she asks questions I give her an HONEST answer. LEAVE MILEY CYRUS AND HER FAMILY ALONE.

  19. Note to self.
    If,and when having kids – don’t send them to Annie Liebovitz for photos.

  20. wreckhouse

    @68- There’s nothing illegal about showing your back. But there was a lot more to the picture than that. If you looked at the expression on her face, and the hair (which had an air of “ridden hard and put away wet” to it), there was definitely an erotic element to it. No, she didn’t show anymore than what you’d see if she was in a bathing suit, but all the elements of the photo-the sheet, the slightly pouty lips, the trashed hair-definitely made it sexual.

  21. Andi

    The bare back photo was nothing compared to the one Miley Cyrus took herself when she was just in a t-shirt and panties and had her thumb pulling one side down. Why isn’t that one tallked about? It was far more risque.

  22. Andi

    The bare back photo was nothing compared to the one Miley Cyrus took herself when she was just in a t-shirt and panties and had her thumb pulling one side down. Why isn’t that one talked about? It was far more risque.

  23. Brenda Dufour

    Miley is a teenager and is going to act like one. I saw nothing really wrong with any of the Vanity Fair photos but do I think my daughter should pose like that – no but then I would not want her posing for a lot of the magazine ads etc that I see. I think the picture of her with the sheet looks almost from the 1920′s era. That’s what it reminds me of.

    I think Disney ought to let it go along with the media. Overall, the pictures were fine but were probably best left undone as they are a little tasteless because of her age. I think she is getting slammed by alot of people that forget shes just a kid with her family, disney, her agents, the media etc guiding her – if there is a fault – it is the adults for their advise. Disney needs to back off – she is a good rolemodel but remember a role model for your 4 year old is still a 15 year old and is going to act like one.

  24. ads

    she is lovely. I’m curious.She wrote blog on a celeb dating site recently named “blackmatching.com”. It attacted many fans. Is she feeling lonely

  25. Mandy

    #70 and what child in the 3-12 age bracket is going to know what “ridden hard and put away wet” means? None. There was nothing wrong with any of her pictures. That is what is wrong with people today. They look at every thing in a sexual way. It isn’t our children we have to worry about, it’s the sickos out there who think like that. There was nothing wrong with any of the pictures. They were very artistic. The media is just mad because they have nothing on her. And anyone that compares Miley Cyrus to Britney Spears is stupid. Britney is getting treated for her disorder, and people just need to leave her alone. Like Miley’s song goes, “NOBODY’S PERFECT” She never claimed to be perfect.

  26. Somethinggg

    DUDE, you think this is controversial?! Watch her movie, best of both worlds! She’s not wearing a seatbelt! OMG! :o

  27. Mousey Tongue

    Let’s just put Amy, Britney and Smiley together in a porno flick…you could even put Kim Lardassian in to do a fat-ass cameo, on plastic with Mazola…and Smiley could do like the Blue Lagoon and fuck some pre-teen dude senseless, underwater and then swear like shit she dunno where the fuck that baby came from…Britney could be the mother of all whores (reality show)… and teach Smiley how to fuck so nobody can handle her truth either and Amy, oh…my…f*ckin’…God…Amy, well she could be (is) a crack whore on meth with heroin tracks up the wazoo (a reality show) with all the royal horse-faced cunti-ness in the whole of all Head-Butting Land (despite the whirly dum-dum)…(her husband, you useless fucking @#$%^!!!!)…(and that, that, THING…on her head)…(Amy’s soap is lonely…let’s all pray it gets wet….shit, really bad visual….86 idea of being Amy’s soap, forever!!)

  28. quake

    the terrorists win.

  29. mmm

    i feel like ive read this joke before:

    Hey, my tears taste like chocolate. Then the prophecy is true: Willy Wonka is my real dad! Mom, how could you?! I mean, without smuggling me home an Oompa Loompa in your purse. You never loved me!

    ????im going crazy.

  30. where is the completly nakedpics

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