Because vanishing off the face of the Earth kicks ass, Miley Cyrus is officially walking away from the Hannah Montana franchise, according to the New York Post:
The news quietly marks the end of one of the most successful kids’ shows ever. The show still averages nearly 5 million viewers a week.
“You never know in this business . . . but right now we’re scheduled to wrap [forever] after shooting this new batch of episodes,” says Disney Channel Worldwide’s Adam Bonnett, senior VP/programming.
For the parents wondering what schlock is going to babysit your little Susie now, don’t worry. I guarantee you Disney is deep in the South as we speak talking a young girl out of a life of snake-handling so she’ll teach your daughters how to become illiterate strippers. So just take a deep breath.



























72duster | January 9, 2010 at 3:00 pm
What’s the countdown on this vealer?
Burt | January 9, 2010 at 9:11 pm
Wow, talk about getting a tattoo just because someone wanted one.
With the amount of money she has, you’d think she would have gotten something better. Then again, she’s not 18 yet. I imagine well-known tattoo artists would have turned her away…or at least told her to give the design some more thought.
ew | January 9, 2010 at 11:23 pm
pic 4 is nasty, girl needs to tone up
22, very funny
Icey | January 10, 2010 at 8:56 am
Hannah Montana being canceled is like the biggest disapointment in the entertainment industry.
Celebwatcher | January 10, 2010 at 12:35 pm
Whoa this is like child porn.
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Emily | January 10, 2010 at 12:45 pm
This is the best New Years gift ever.
cc | January 10, 2010 at 3:56 pm
How can you be a relatively slim teenager and still have a shapeless, dimply ass?
Anyway, Miley, good riddance. Change your tattoo to ‘Just Vanish’.
AHHH they grow up sooo fast | January 10, 2010 at 6:09 pm
Miely is such a little pile of trash that she can no longer tolerate acting like a little girl. Her father sanctioned her having sex with an overaged boyfriend last year and she is fabulously wealthy beyond the imaginings of the common working person.
Amazing how much money is given the entertainers these days. While the rest of us struggle and make nothing, are in massive debt, and yet the banksters are trying to penalize us for paying our credit cards on time.
Talentless little slut.
Narcissist | January 10, 2010 at 6:26 pm
They could make one more movie.
“Hannah Montana: Career Suicide!”
Ein | January 10, 2010 at 7:25 pm
Her open mouth is just too welcoming for my penis to not be inserted into it.
hollywood gossip | January 13, 2010 at 5:22 pm
I’m so sad
lily | January 17, 2010 at 9:20 pm
does that say Jose Curvo under her tit.
she’s facking dicusting i seriously think she’s white trash.
i used to look up to her and she’s just changed A LOT,
they should really get her off of disny!
lololl | January 26, 2010 at 10:47 am
idk if anyone else noticed, but it looks to me like she.. stuffed her bikini top with paper towels.
John Jeffcoat | January 31, 2010 at 5:37 pm
Need to work on that ass. You should be able to afford a trainer for that after what I paid to send my daughter to your concert
hateher | February 17, 2010 at 2:31 am
I wish she died in that car wreck it would of been so awesome. I think she needs to eat shit for real and die! I hope she dies
mp3 sunglass | March 25, 2010 at 6:38 am
does that say Jose Curvo under her tit.
she’s facking dicusting i seriously think she’s white trash.
i used to look up to her and she’s just changed A LOT,
they should really get her off of disny!
Dudeme13 | April 14, 2010 at 10:09 am
LMAO — ” what schlock is going to babysit your little Susie now”!!
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