Miley Cyrus just ended her career

January 8th, 2010 // 69 Comments

Because vanishing off the face of the Earth kicks ass, Miley Cyrus is officially walking away from the Hannah Montana franchise, according to the New York Post:

The news quietly marks the end of one of the most successful kids’ shows ever. The show still averages nearly 5 million viewers a week.
“You never know in this business . . . but right now we’re scheduled to wrap [forever] after shooting this new batch of episodes,” says Disney Channel Worldwide’s Adam Bonnett, senior VP/programming.

For the parents wondering what schlock is going to babysit your little Susie now, don’t worry. I guarantee you Disney is deep in the South as we speak talking a young girl out of a life of snake-handling so she’ll teach your daughters how to become illiterate strippers. So just take a deep breath.

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  1. Brian0523

    I wish the dumb, cunt, whore, bitch would just die already. She’s a worthless, talentless, shitbag that needs to go away…..after she eats out my dirty shithole.

  2. Kitty

    Oh Miley

  3. Kitty

    Oh Miley

  4. stupidass

    she got a scat porn offer she just couldn’t refuse

  5. Kitty

    RIP Hannah Montana

  6. Doc Schweinstrudel

    I like her hair so much. Makes me wonder why would women chop off their hair to hop on rihanna and bakham train ;-(

  7. Randal

    A smart move by a smart young lady! The industry needs this promising young starlet as product endorsers need Tiger Woods. They keep the green grass of wealth flowing into everyone’s coifers and I am sure we could all use some money these days.
    A mover and shaker and honey move and shake it some more.
    You little whore.

    Love and kisses and after dark amisses,
    Your loving sagacious and master of redundancy
    Randal

  8. Brian0523

    Don’t even get me started on her flapjack titties and that ugly tattoo

  9. Mike H.

    All things must pass. Apparently that’s something Jay Leno can’t learn.

  10. SKS

    Can’t wait to see Disneys new jail bait they put on the hook!

  11. SKS

    Can’t wait to see what new jail biat Disney puts on the hook.

  12. PixelPerfect92

    Yay she’s gonna start a career in stripping now. /wrist

  13. Zoholation

    Sex tape surfaces in 3… 2… 1…

  14. cheetawoods

    I would hit dat and I am 84 years young, dang what a sweeeeeet ass on that little mama.

  15. Is that an under-the-boob tattoo? Wha….?

  16. EWWWWWWW

    Did her dad seriously let her get a tattoo under her tit? WTF?

  17. Parker

    Boy do I want to blow a load in her hot little ass as soon as she’s old enough. She probably won’t make me a sandwich after but she has enough money to pay someone else to do it.

  18. Haywood Jablowmie

    #14 – if by sweet ass you mean cottage cheese, yeah!

  19. Ljute Fisk

    FAP FAP FAP FAP

  20. miley fan

    i really like her :) she’s cute and HM was actually pretty funny.

  21. Rough: shooting from the lip

    *steady, moral compass steadyyy**

  22. EVP

    What the HELL is wrong with HER ASS!!! Isn’t she supposed to be young? Why does that thing look like a 40 something year old woman’s pancake!!!

  23. How the fuck does a 16-year old develop a mom ass (ripples, cellulite) already?

    Anyone want to place a bet on how soon before we see a picture walking around, Tara-Reid style, with a beer in one hand & a cigarette in the other?

    You can the girl out of the trailer park…

  24. EVP

    What the HELL is wrong with HER ASS!!! Isn’t she supposed to be young? Why does that thing look like a 40 something year old woman’s pancake!!!

  25. She made more money this year then I will my entire life. Depressing.

  26. mamamiasweetpeaches

    My daughter watches the show so Ive seen my fair share. Enough to tell you this season SUCKED. Not that it was ever CHEERS to begin with

  27. Steve O

    Her ass is fine. The suit sucks. Shes very fuckable, regardless of what the whiney douche Brian was carrying on about.

  28. EVP

    @27: no it’s not “fine” it’s flat and it bends towards the inside on the sides, really disgusting

  29. Deacon Jones

    ffddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

    whoops! Sorry, just let me clean off the load on my keyboard real quick

  30. Chris Gaines

    If only she were a pre-op tranny. Then it really would be the best of both worlds.

  31. Her ass is aging prematurely. Lolwut?

  32. ccam

    Hilarious! Ripping on the south! Because the south sucks HAHAHAHA OMG SO ORIGINAL…these writers are amazing and clever.

  33. Mike

    While she may have ended her career for now, the inevitable sex tape and/or photos that will come weeks after she turns 18 this year (!!!!) will jump start it again

  34. Get used to this phrase:

    “Miley who?”

  35. amazed

    daaaaaaaaaaaangg she’s got back dimples! she’s hotter than i thought!

  36. Verga

    check out her flat feet in pic 4
    that explains why she’s such a spastic dancer

  37. beautifullllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll skin

  38. Miley Cyrus has such beautiful hair, she looks stunningly beautiful, but she could have got a good bikini to put on atleast.

  39. Superbiggerevil

    Randal eats refried beans out of a dead corpse’s asshole.

  40. mzz

    RIP Hannah Montana

  41. the first photo looks like a fake of her breasts

  42. Nameless

    You know this bitch will be doing nudity as soon as she’s 18.

  43. Jack King

    17 and she already has cottage cheese on her ass??? What a waste.

  44. look at her ass!..lol

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  47. colt13

    Internal memo from Disney:

    Time for Demi and Selena to earn that money. Quick, photograph them on a pole!

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