Because vanishing off the face of the Earth kicks ass, Miley Cyrus is officially walking away from the Hannah Montana franchise, according to the New York Post:
The news quietly marks the end of one of the most successful kids’ shows ever. The show still averages nearly 5 million viewers a week.
“You never know in this business . . . but right now we’re scheduled to wrap [forever] after shooting this new batch of episodes,” says Disney Channel Worldwide’s Adam Bonnett, senior VP/programming.
For the parents wondering what schlock is going to babysit your little Susie now, don’t worry. I guarantee you Disney is deep in the South as we speak talking a young girl out of a life of snake-handling so she’ll teach your daughters how to become illiterate strippers. So just take a deep breath.
Brian0523 | January 8, 2010 at 2:00 pm
I wish the dumb, cunt, whore, bitch would just die already. She’s a worthless, talentless, shitbag that needs to go away…..after she eats out my dirty shithole.
Kitty | January 8, 2010 at 2:01 pm
Oh Miley
Kitty | January 8, 2010 at 2:01 pm
Oh Miley
stupidass | January 8, 2010 at 2:01 pm
she got a scat porn offer she just couldn’t refuse
Kitty | January 8, 2010 at 2:02 pm
RIP Hannah Montana
Doc Schweinstrudel | January 8, 2010 at 2:02 pm
I like her hair so much. Makes me wonder why would women chop off their hair to hop on rihanna and bakham train ;-(
Randal | January 8, 2010 at 2:02 pm
A smart move by a smart young lady! The industry needs this promising young starlet as product endorsers need Tiger Woods. They keep the green grass of wealth flowing into everyone’s coifers and I am sure we could all use some money these days.
A mover and shaker and honey move and shake it some more.
You little whore.
Love and kisses and after dark amisses,
Your loving sagacious and master of redundancy
Randal
Brian0523 | January 8, 2010 at 2:04 pm
Don’t even get me started on her flapjack titties and that ugly tattoo
Mike H. | January 8, 2010 at 2:06 pm
All things must pass. Apparently that’s something Jay Leno can’t learn.
SKS | January 8, 2010 at 2:07 pm
Can’t wait to see Disneys new jail bait they put on the hook!
SKS | January 8, 2010 at 2:12 pm
Can’t wait to see what new jail biat Disney puts on the hook.
PixelPerfect92 | January 8, 2010 at 2:17 pm
Yay she’s gonna start a career in stripping now. /wrist
Zoholation | January 8, 2010 at 2:17 pm
Sex tape surfaces in 3… 2… 1…
cheetawoods | January 8, 2010 at 2:20 pm
I would hit dat and I am 84 years young, dang what a sweeeeeet ass on that little mama.
Morganzola | January 8, 2010 at 2:27 pm
Is that an under-the-boob tattoo? Wha….?
EWWWWWWW | January 8, 2010 at 2:31 pm
Did her dad seriously let her get a tattoo under her tit? WTF?
Parker | January 8, 2010 at 2:33 pm
Boy do I want to blow a load in her hot little ass as soon as she’s old enough. She probably won’t make me a sandwich after but she has enough money to pay someone else to do it.
Haywood Jablowmie | January 8, 2010 at 2:34 pm
#14 – if by sweet ass you mean cottage cheese, yeah!
Ljute Fisk | January 8, 2010 at 2:44 pm
FAP FAP FAP FAP
miley fan | January 8, 2010 at 2:49 pm
i really like her :) she’s cute and HM was actually pretty funny.
Rough: shooting from the lip | January 8, 2010 at 2:53 pm
*steady, moral compass steadyyy**
EVP | January 8, 2010 at 3:03 pm
What the HELL is wrong with HER ASS!!! Isn’t she supposed to be young? Why does that thing look like a 40 something year old woman’s pancake!!!
Richport's Ghost | January 8, 2010 at 3:03 pm
How the fuck does a 16-year old develop a mom ass (ripples, cellulite) already?
Anyone want to place a bet on how soon before we see a picture walking around, Tara-Reid style, with a beer in one hand & a cigarette in the other?
You can the girl out of the trailer park…
EVP | January 8, 2010 at 3:05 pm
What the HELL is wrong with HER ASS!!! Isn’t she supposed to be young? Why does that thing look like a 40 something year old woman’s pancake!!!
Alexa | January 8, 2010 at 3:11 pm
She made more money this year then I will my entire life. Depressing.
mamamiasweetpeaches | January 8, 2010 at 3:20 pm
My daughter watches the show so Ive seen my fair share. Enough to tell you this season SUCKED. Not that it was ever CHEERS to begin with
Steve O | January 8, 2010 at 3:30 pm
Her ass is fine. The suit sucks. Shes very fuckable, regardless of what the whiney douche Brian was carrying on about.
EVP | January 8, 2010 at 3:36 pm
@27: no it’s not “fine” it’s flat and it bends towards the inside on the sides, really disgusting
smarmy | January 8, 2010 at 3:45 pm
apropos of nothing, but hilarious: http://www.crassanova.com/2009/10/dogs-love-my-balls/
smarmy | January 8, 2010 at 3:45 pm
apropos of nothing, but hilarious: http://www.crassanova.com/2009/10/dogs-love-my-balls/
Deacon Jones | January 8, 2010 at 3:57 pm
ffddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
whoops! Sorry, just let me clean off the load on my keyboard real quick
Chris Gaines | January 8, 2010 at 4:02 pm
If only she were a pre-op tranny. Then it really would be the best of both worlds.
http://www.funderoos.com/ | January 8, 2010 at 4:10 pm
Her ass is aging prematurely. Lolwut?
ccam | January 8, 2010 at 4:30 pm
Hilarious! Ripping on the south! Because the south sucks HAHAHAHA OMG SO ORIGINAL…these writers are amazing and clever.
Mike | January 8, 2010 at 5:45 pm
While she may have ended her career for now, the inevitable sex tape and/or photos that will come weeks after she turns 18 this year (!!!!) will jump start it again
Cam Girls | January 8, 2010 at 6:44 pm
Get used to this phrase:
“Miley who?”
amazed | January 8, 2010 at 7:33 pm
daaaaaaaaaaaangg she’s got back dimples! she’s hotter than i thought!
Verga | January 8, 2010 at 8:29 pm
check out her flat feet in pic 4
that explains why she’s such a spastic dancer
NFL Draft | January 8, 2010 at 8:51 pm
beautifullllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll skin
valentines day | January 8, 2010 at 9:58 pm
Miley Cyrus has such beautiful hair, she looks stunningly beautiful, but she could have got a good bikini to put on atleast.
Superbiggerevil | January 8, 2010 at 10:54 pm
Randal eats refried beans out of a dead corpse’s asshole.
mzz | January 9, 2010 at 12:20 am
RIP Hannah Montana
cheap ed hardy clothing | January 9, 2010 at 12:48 am
the first photo looks like a fake of her breasts
Nameless | January 9, 2010 at 1:05 am
You know this bitch will be doing nudity as soon as she’s 18.
Jack King | January 9, 2010 at 2:06 am
17 and she already has cottage cheese on her ass??? What a waste.
butt kicker | January 9, 2010 at 2:29 am
look at her ass!..lol
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colt13 | January 9, 2010 at 9:38 am
Internal memo from Disney:
Time for Demi and Selena to earn that money. Quick, photograph them on a pole!
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