Miley Cyrus just ended her career

Because vanishing off the face of the Earth kicks ass, Miley Cyrus is officially walking away from the Hannah Montana franchise, according to the New York Post:

The news quietly marks the end of one of the most successful kids’ shows ever. The show still averages nearly 5 million viewers a week.
“You never know in this business . . . but right now we’re scheduled to wrap [forever] after shooting this new batch of episodes,” says Disney Channel Worldwide’s Adam Bonnett, senior VP/programming.

For the parents wondering what schlock is going to babysit your little Susie now, don’t worry. I guarantee you Disney is deep in the South as we speak talking a young girl out of a life of snake-handling so she’ll teach your daughters how to become illiterate strippers. So just take a deep breath.

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