Miley Cyrus is Bird Porn Edition Britney
Miley Cyrus debuted her new video “Can’t Be Tamed” marking her inevitable transformation into Britney Spears. Everyone pretty much knew this day was coming, but I doubt anyone could’ve predicted it’d arrive on the wings of avian porn. Which is why I’m now 99.9% positive Billy Ray Cyrus wants to fuck a peacock. I dare you to come to a different conclusion.