Miley Cyrus is Bird Porn Edition Britney

May 5th, 2010 // 154 Comments

Miley Cyrus debuted her new video “Can’t Be Tamed” marking her inevitable transformation into Britney Spears. Everyone pretty much knew this day was coming, but I doubt anyone could’ve predicted it’d arrive on the wings of avian porn. Which is why I’m now 99.9% positive Billy Ray Cyrus wants to fuck a peacock. I dare you to come to a different conclusion.

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  1. Brooke

    #48 left a great comment (that I’m sure will be mostly ignored).

    I understand wanting to break free at 17 and be considered a sexy “adult” (even when she’s got a LOT of growing up to do), but where are the adults in her life to tell her “Not yet, think about who your fanbase is, wait until you are 18″ etc etc. It’s one thing for Lady Gaga to do what she does– I don’t think she’s particularly marketed to pre-teens– but it’s kind of scary to think there’s a group of girls ages 9-13 who aspire to be THIS.

    As far as talent goes… well, Britney was pretty awful when she debuted, but at least she could dance. This is a pretty fun concept that unfortunately gets lost in the bad dancing and THAT VOICE… I won’t touch her looks, but I will say she may want to grow up a little more before she tries to be so sexual. While I’m sure she’s not a virgin, she still doesn’t have all the right moves and she’s just coming off as pathetic.

  2. m65

    love her music

  3. wow

    she s the next britney, and gonna shave her head and lost her mind at 23 years old, you can t be doing this shit, this young !!!

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  6. heyya

    this is by far the stupidest fucking thing i’ve ever seen

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    Jeepers Creepers? …

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  16. cc

    I find this video comically bad. However, if I was closer to her age I’d probably be thinking dirty things.

    She will be in Maxim or FHM about a month after she hits 18.

  17. cc

    @34 Castallare, I was only 13 at the time but sure appreciated it. I will never forget you.

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  20. darla

    Sorry but when an American sweetheart turn into a an American Slut it has a big eeek factor on it. When a child star graduated into a sexy star nobody buys it because its like your own little sister trying to push her crotch onto you. its just eeeewww. Drew Barrymore knows it so she change her image back to being American Sweetheart .
    Miley Cyrus is not even that close as cute as Drew in ET her face is not maturing cutely and her voice has that deep baritone like a guy. Her career is almost over her first serious movie did not even grossed that big. Maybe with all the money she had she should rethink her career move and maybe go back to school and dissappear for a while until people will forget her as being Hannah Montana.

  21. haven

    i love the song plane but the video was just 2 much

  22. DD

    FUCKING ugly.

  23. Dom

    fuck whats wrong wit u people ….
    she’s talented…
    lets see if 1 of you losers can be that Famous that talented….
    she writes 99.9% of all her f*cking songs ….
    omw shes a good person she makes good misic … all u people waisting ur time on someone u dont even like is EMBARRESING…

  24. lala

    she’s rich, she’s famous, u’re not, she want to show her tata’s, it dnt concern u,
    don’t hate.
    n dere is nothing racy bout the video.
    15 yrs old gurls do worse.
    y’all jst need to shut the F**k up. :)

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  26. Lobo

    Same old shit..first they good girls then (thanks to little kids) they get famous…and last the turn to a BIG BITCH sayin “this is the real me” and all that crap. What do we see new/ NOTHING just an other lil’bitch added to the list and let the lil’sputid kids buy her music. Let me see the BITCH LIST..mmmm Aguilera, Spears, Cyrus…THANK YOU DISNEY for being the greates BITCH MAKER machine!!

  27. AndreaDarkness

    And I thought she was a no talent hack before… I guess it makes sense that she had to go with direction because she was getting too old to fool children into building “her” music.

  28. AndreaDarkness

    And I thought she was a no talent hack before… I guess it makes sense that she had to go this direction because she was getting too old to fool children into building “her” music.

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  31. Brooke

    All I can say is wow, what a Britney wanna be. I know Britt has went through a rough patch to put it kindly these past few years, but no one can ever be Britney. While it can be argued I suppose that Britt was a wanna be Madonna at least Britt had some originality, even if you didn’t like her/her music ect. you could still say she was some what original and ground breaking and now Miley is copying her scene for scene. If you just take Miley out of the video ( and Miley voice) and added Britt you’d have a similar video with better singing and dancing, wait Britt did a similar video, wasn’t it called Stronger? I knew it wouldn’t be long before Miley would try to take this route, but I hoped she’d try to be original about it, but she didn’t. As for her disgusting accent that someone commented on above, yep she has a southern accent, what’s wrong with that? So, you’re putting southern people down huh? I live in Alabama and sure there are some rednecks, white trash, just like there are in every state in the USA, but there are also people here that don’t talk with an accent at all. Shocker! To add to that, I think a lot of southerners think Yankees talk weird, can’t pronounce their r’s correctly ect., I personally like different accents, it makes us all unique. You can’t group all people into the same category just b/c of where they live or how they talk and expect everyone in that group to act a certain way. Instead of Miley’s accent bothering me it’s her slight lisp that gets on my nerves. When she was younger she seemed okay, but as she has gotten older it seems she takes herself way too seriously and is kind of rude. I hope someone knocks her off that pedestal she’s put herself up on b/c she’s just not that great. If she were a nicer person then maybe I wouldn’t feel this way, but check her out in interveiws now, acting as if she is somehow above Twilight lol… That Oh, Twi is for tweens and I’m so grown up attitude kills me since she was branded to target a tween audience, yet she thinks she’s above it LOL…

  32. Brooke

    It’s funny that all these Miley supporters are putting down Britney considering Miley herself has said that Britney is her role model. Having a role model is fine, but copying them exactly isn’t. The video, the song lyrics, the supposed sexuality is all like a Britney video. The thing that people don’t realize is that we are not all making fun of Miley’s looks (she’s a pretty enough girl), or even her voice (which isn’t wonderful, but it’s okay enough to pass, I mean Britney didn’t have an astounding voice either but she is good at working a crowd, being an entertainer, and DANCING), what we have a problem with is the fact that Miley is being unoriginal. Britney has done this, Christina has done this, Lindsey Lohan has done this, and I think even Hilary Duff has done this. Why doesn’t Miley try to be different. When Britt first done the same thing people were appauled back then, but Britney was able to portray sexuality correctly and she was able to dance without looking ackward. When Britney did it, it was new and shocking and relevant and now it’s just old. I would of liked to of seen Miley succeed. I have never said she wasn’t pretty, she’s pretty of course when Britney was her age she was gorgeous. You couldn’t take your eyes off her and Miley doesn’t have that going for her IMO. I would of just liked for her to do her own stuff and write some real music and not this studio generated stuff that has been done over and over and OVER. Yes Lady GaGa is doing something similar, but at least she is trying to take it to another level and at least her lyrics are catchy. I do not blame Miley for wanting to grow up and start flaunting her sexuality and get out of the cookie cutter Disney world, but she’s going about it the wrong way, to the point Britney could probably sue for plagiarism.

  33. but at least she is trying to take it to another level and at least her lyrics are catchy. I do not blame Miley for wanting to grow up and start flaunting her sexuality and get out of the cookie cutter Disney world, but she’s going about it the wrong way, to the point Britney could probably sue for plagiarism.

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