Miley Cyrus kisses girls now. Of course.

Miley Cyrus performed on Britain’s Got Talent last night where she apparently kissed a female dancer because that’s the next chapter in the Britney playbook after “Camel Toes! The Reliable Friend.” Frankly I’m amazed the Cyruses can still read the damn thing. I just assumed it’d have cold cuts and mayo between the pages that survived the bite marks.

JAMIE SPEARS: Where’d I leave that playbook…
BRITNEY: *chomp chomp* This bread ain’t right, y’all.
JAMIE SPEARS: Noooooooooooooooo!

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