Miley Cyrus kisses girls now. Of course.

June 4th, 2010 // 170 Comments

Miley Cyrus performed on Britain’s Got Talent last night where she apparently kissed a female dancer because that’s the next chapter in the Britney playbook after “Camel Toes! The Reliable Friend.” Frankly I’m amazed the Cyruses can still read the damn thing. I just assumed it’d have cold cuts and mayo between the pages that survived the bite marks.

JAMIE SPEARS: Where’d I leave that playbook…
BRITNEY: *chomp chomp* This bread ain’t right, y’all.
JAMIE SPEARS: Noooooooooooooooo!

Photos: WENN
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  1. Hehehehe @ the (fake) Asian and European duo on here trying to insult American women. Looks like your cry for attention worked. Look at you broads go! And…all the puppets are performing for you quite well I see. Anyway, I’m American so it’s time for me to get back to sucking those “Mexicans, blacks and ugly whites” peckers. Toodles! ;)

  2. Kelsi

    I actually live in the UK and I saw this performance live. In HD. This picture is misleading; she didn’t actually kiss the other girl. There was a lyric about attacking or something and she appeared to be… miming… eating the chick or something. Hey, I’m not sure it’s a whole helluva lot better, but it wasn’t lesbian action. I was frankly disappointed.

  3. Congrations #30, your traps will be full in the morning.

    #87 … well played, good sir.

  4. USA

    LMAO @ TYPICAL

    If what you say is true, then why do you have to spend your time repeatedly posting this “fact” on thesuperficial.com?? And this isn’t the only post you have left your ignorant ramblings on.

    Something tells me that you probably sucked off (aka sucky sucky) an American man (or men) with the hopes that he (or they) would stay with you so you could look cool to your slutty asian friends, only to have him (or they) repeatedly leave you for a prettier, sexier, more INTERESTING looking American woman who isn’t a meek, flat faced/chest/ass, docile, little whore.
    If this isn’t true, then you must just be some slant eyed pathetic loser who would never say such things in real life, only behind the computer on a gossip site. LAME.

    If this is anyway sounds racist to you, you should look at your own comments.

    Oh, 75% of the sex trade is eastern european?? When I hear the terms “sex trade” or “sex slave” I immediately think of Asia. Also when you look the personal ad sections in newspapers or online, there are pages and pages of asian “escorts” looking to f*ck or suck for a few dollars.

    Now I’m off to my black Mexican boyfriend’s trailer to suck make a sex tape with him.

  5. bobby digital

    need a closer zoom in i want to see lip to lip contact with spit mixing on lip surface, instant boner though

  6. captain america

    american fakers are closing in again!!

  7. B.B

    Why are these skanks always so predictable? To shed their family friend image and be “mature” you got to wear slutty clothes and pretend you’re a lesbian. Right.

  8. bypass

    @ 17…are you off your diapers…john mayer?…dude, he can play the blues like nobody’s business…get off your anti depressants and get with the times you tool…

  9. bypass

    @ typical…hey purity, you may actually like to know that possibly all of the human race evolved from the blacks…and big talk here on a gossip blog dissing em off…let’s see you get your four foot act together and do it face to face…and taking in the smallest of all penis available hardly qualifies as “top of the line”…so grow the fuck out of the middle ages…or get your swab fingers out of the blog and go write a doctrine for traditional world preservation or something…coz, the only thing you’re proving here is your immense liking for small penis and then your stupidity…

  10. bypass

    @ 36…and btw, im indian…and you don’t know fuck-all bout indians to open up that git gob of yours…so zip it pig pussy…

  11. bypass

    @ 53…i dunno bout the very few asians being attractive…seeing your nick name “hot mom”…the bigger lot of them are possibly hotter than your plastic ass…sorry face…wat is it again?…

    zip it botox…

  12. bimbamboing

    Who is this mouth-to-mouth-/lickerdelick-monster?!

  13. cellphone

    I’d see one giant tongue with legs and a wig on top.

  14. Howlin'

    “@ 17…are you off your diapers…john mayer?…dude, he can play the blues like nobody’s business”

    If only he’d stop making “chick music”.

  15. Lameshits

    Wow, this is the lamest argument of life. There are slutty women in every single race, and to call all American women sluts and all Asians pure is simply ignorant. Just face it, half of you have been rejected by the race you’re hating against. I just don’t understand why you’re releasing all your sexual frustration on a picture of Miley Cyrus….

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  17. Typical

    @109
    “hey purity, you may actually like to know that possibly all of the human race evolved from the blacks”

    Yes, you are right. When humans were all primitive we were black people. But non-blacks evolved past a primitive state and have become Asians, Indians, whites, etc. Asian people are the most evolved and blacks failed to evolved past their natural savage selves. White people evolved too, but not as much as Asians. Asians became virtual super-humans — we are smart, attractive, kind, responsible, elegant, classy, and mature.

    Did you know that all non-Africans possess a brain gene that Africans do not? All non-Africans are descended from a single group of people who were smart and brave enough to leave that continent. The stupid, docile people who stayed wound up giving birth to modern black people. This is why non-Africans are inherently smarter that Africans. We, especially Asians, are descended from a superior group of people.

  18. Wishbone

    OK Typical…it’s clear you are trying to get everyone’s shit in a knot. We all know you’re a 14 year old boy who’s managed to hack into your Mom’s computer…Just ignore this fool everyone. It must be close to his bedtime anyway…

  19. And…stupid

  20. Danise

    your all right on it she is a lesbian look at her dump brother runs in the family of hillbillies

  21. Johnny boy

    TYPICAL,
    I am a successful white “superior” male, you wanna sucky sucky me? Thata girl. I like your flat face smashed up against my groin. Sucky sucky you Oriental flat chested Oriental whore. Get a life you dumb bitch and get your FACTS straight! We men like curvy, independent women. Not meek boy like opportunist dumb yellow broads like you. Oriental women are good to have as meek little monkey slaves. Now sucky sucky some more and get a tittie job.

  22. nysro

    to #36. Those Asian women at the happy ending massage palors arn’t too picky. As long as the green talks, those sluts will do pretty much anything. Every race has its sluts.
    thank god.

  23. Why do I keep getting this psychic sense that Professional wrestling is in her future?

  24. Ben

    Slut? You kids are projecting your own sexual anxieties onto others. Objectifying women is not going to get you laid. Same goes for the pseudo-scientific babble about which ethnic group is more intelligent than the other. You still won’t graduate this summer unless you get your ass off the computer and start studying.

  25. Sucky Sucky

    @#30 – Are women even allowed to use computers in your country???

    Shouldn’t your slant eyed self be off sucking cock at a massage parlor, you “classy intelligent” prostitute, you!

  26. amagod121

    Nah, I’m waiting for little Noah Cyrus to come out with her own version of this video. You know it’s coming. I know it’s coming. We all know it’s coming. And after all, teen-aged porn isn’t really all that shocking anymore, thanks to Britney and Skanky…oops, I mean Miley, so where else can the media go but down to kiddy porn? Go, Noah, go! A camera is waiting for you.

  27. amagod121

    #25 (Randall) I can actually hear William Shatner setting your words to poetry. With conga drums behind him. And that overly-dramatic voice coupled with the poker face of his that he wears when he’s reading ridiculous stuff.

  28. PostmortemG

    Miley Cyrus is vile. That´s all. Anyone who finds her attractive needs to go outside – and if there´s nothing better yet available, then fucking take a vacation or something. Yuck.

  29. cassandra

    I thought Miley is a christian… I wonder what her pastor would say..

  30. Beat

    Sex is super important to women (whether they admit it or not) and black men have superior dick sizes to asian white and hispanic. Thats just how it is.White guys stop blaming black dudes for fucking white women.A black man would fuck anything.Blame the white women.Plus if a white asian or hispanic woman end up getting knocked up by a black dude chances are the children will have supermodel looks…for example Halle berry, Alicia Keys,Tyson Beckford all of mixed races.The problem is when black men have babies with black women.

    P.S-Black women are whats up. Try one and you’ll never go back. Asses are a beautiful thing.

  31. Beat

    Oh yeah miley sucks.

  32. beccah

    i’m white and i would never touch a black man they’re gross.

    however my bf looks like aziz…. in fact this movie awards ad is creeping me out.

    wonder how stuffy asian woman feels? middle eastern men love white american women.

  33. Jess

    my favorite part of all of these comments was when typical said nick cage married an asian woman as to suggest how valuable and desirable. I was also intrigued that she measured the value of a woman by using examples of the wealthy. You poor thing, I hope you find the unattractive white rich guy you desire, so you can stop posting on boards like this.

    You can say you are a woman of class when being blatantly racist and quite pathetic.

  34. welldoneson

    I think this stage show has captured Satan’s vision quite well.

  35. No way

    Yes blacks have larger penises, but their females also have larger and odorous vaginas.
    PASS

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  39. icecold

    WHICH FUCKING RETARD STARTED THIS CONVERSATION BOUT RACE! SHIT! FACT IS, MILEY IS A SLUT IN THE MAKING IF HER PARENTS DON’T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT. SHE COULD BE BLACK, WHITE, ASIAN, HISPAN AND ALL OF THAT SHIT BUT SHE IS STILL A FUCKING WHORE!!!!
    FACTS
    ASIANS HAVE FLAT ASSES AND CHESTS, BUT THEY ARE NATURALLY SLIM AND BEUATIFUL
    BLACKS HAVE FAT ASSES AND BUSTS, BUT CURVES ARE IN NOW SO WHATEVER
    HISPAN HAVE FAT ASSES AND BUSTS TOO, BUT CURVES ARE IN, AND THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL!
    WHITES HAVE BLOTHCY FUCKED UP SKINS AND ALL THAT CAN SAVE THEM IS MAKE UP, BUT THEY HAVE HOT BODIES IF THEY WORK OUT!

    EVERYONE SHOULD STOP BEING SUCH ASSHOLES, AND GET SOME LIVES!!!!!

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    I was Watching that…It was a fake kiss…Their lips didn’t even get close to touching…

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    I’d take a pure White, Asian, or “Hispanic” woman over a mixed black woman any day. If you ask me, the only reason why people like Halle Berry and Alicia keys are attractive is because of the non-black admixture. I am just not drawn to girls with Negroid facial features… just a personal preference. The more Caucasoid or Mongoloid their features are, the hotter they are in my opinion. So the “full” raced whites and Asians I would consider more attractive than the ones mixed with black . Sure their are mixed girls who are hotter than single raced ones. But the hottest White and Asian girl trumps the hottest mixed girl. For example, I’d take a Candice Swanepoel, Miranda Kerr, Gemma Ward, Erina Mano, etc over a Halle or Alicia.

    … and I am mixed myself.

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    NOTE: Hispanic is not a race so I categorize the white ones with whites, the black ones with blacks, and so on. For this exercise I will include whites (people of European heritage), blacks (people of sub-Saharan African heritage) Asians (people of East Asian/Pacific Island heritage), Native Americans (self-explanatory), Middle Eastern/North African (Arabs, Persians, Berbers), and Indian sub-continent ( India, Pakistan).

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    - White women from my perspective, are the hottest, and from my experiences, appear to be the most desired. In other words, their most attractive are the hottest, and they have a higher percentage of them. Most White men want them, many black men want them, many Asian men want them, many Middle Eastern men want them, many Indian/Pakistani men want them, and many Native American men want them.

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    Last are Native American women. This may be due simply because of their small number, and thus, very few men [are able to] seek them out. But they are wanted by many Native men, few white men, few black men, few Asian men, hardly any ME/NA men, and hardly any Indian/Pakistani men.

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  46. I kissed the girl just to try it..

  47. Zoe

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