Miley Cyrus performed on Britain’s Got Talent last night where she apparently kissed a female dancer because that’s the next chapter in the Britney playbook after “Camel Toes! The Reliable Friend.” Frankly I’m amazed the Cyruses can still read the damn thing. I just assumed it’d have cold cuts and mayo between the pages that survived the bite marks.
JAMIE SPEARS: Where’d I leave that playbook…
BRITNEY: *chomp chomp* This bread ain’t right, y’all.
JAMIE SPEARS: Noooooooooooooooo!
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G | June 4, 2010 at 10:13 am
First Suck It
thebitchisback | June 4, 2010 at 10:13 am
FIRST SLUTS!!!!
Ryan | June 4, 2010 at 10:15 am
That’s hot. lol
Hey | June 4, 2010 at 10:15 am
Haha wow. The dancer will probably sue for sexual harrassment. I have to say though, I’m not that shocked
G | June 4, 2010 at 10:16 am
BAHAHAHA the bitch is back – you sure can suck it.
Is Miley legal yet? Shes hot ….
General George S. Patton | June 4, 2010 at 10:16 am
I was rly close to being firsttttttttt MY PENIS IS STILL HUGE
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Tahnee | June 4, 2010 at 10:17 am
She is so hunch backed. It’s creepy.
ROUGH state of mind | June 4, 2010 at 10:20 am
Boy am I glad, the passage into adulthood is a sex tape. I love to be alive!
Darwin Police | June 4, 2010 at 10:29 am
I can’t tell if that looks more like Amy Winehouse or the Bride of Frankenstein. Not that the two are mutually exclusive, of course.
Champ | June 4, 2010 at 10:34 am
Not that stupid shit with her tongue.
Does she practice that lame look or what?
Deacon Jones | June 4, 2010 at 10:35 am
If she got a boob job, I’d be standing right along side those teenage girls by the stage, shrieking and waving my arms
havoc | June 4, 2010 at 10:36 am
Following the formula.
*yawn*
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QB | June 4, 2010 at 10:40 am
The funniest part about this transparent attempt at creating a controversy is that she was too chickenshit to kiss the dancer. Yes, they were kissing the air.
slave | June 4, 2010 at 10:43 am
It’s all formulaic you idiots. Shocking! Sexy! $$$$$$$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(We need a new flag)
Tek | June 4, 2010 at 10:46 am
Yeah she’s got the playbook alright. So predictable. She just got started and I’m already bored by her shit.
ROUGH state of mind | June 4, 2010 at 10:48 am
Can’t she just sing? Why does she have to simulate sex acts with the cast of the lion king? what does that prove…
Crabby Old Guy | June 4, 2010 at 10:56 am
I love the “Oh, I’m so ‘saucy’!” look. Yeah, you’re really pushing the envelope. Then again, what do you expect with all the no-talent, lame-ass “artists” that the potential Soylent Green ingredients call music. Brittany? John Mayer? Katie Perry? Are you fucking kidding me?
John Lennon, Jimi Hendrix, Janis are doing 360′s in their graves.
Decoy | June 4, 2010 at 11:00 am
I can’t wait to see Randals analysis of this one.
The guys doesn’t seem to have a bad opinion on anyoneee.
P.s
Miley would get it!
What?!
Creampie in the Appletime | June 4, 2010 at 11:01 am
She looks like she’s on coke.
Legit Musician | June 4, 2010 at 11:03 am
I thought Miley sucked before with her lip sync and double personality where she pretended to be Disney’s perfect innocent girl… hmmm who else has done this? I mean does anyone remember when it was so controversy that she took pictures with a sheet over her front and her back was exposed? I think that was more tasteful, it would be more of a surprise if she didn’t have to whore herself onstage to keep her fabricated fame and talent.
TOPPER | June 4, 2010 at 11:07 am
“SHE GOT LEGGSSS, AND SHE KNOWS HOW TO USE EM…..!”
Heavy Street | June 4, 2010 at 11:09 am
Thats what one does when their career is faltering. Kissing a girl will get you on the front cover a few times, but then what?
chopper | June 4, 2010 at 11:19 am
ahh, fake dykism,,how 1996
Jon | June 4, 2010 at 11:23 am
@20 Yeah it’s funny how that “artistic” shot that showed nothing was met with huge uproar.
But that the stripper moves and camel toes and lesbian kisses aren’t spoken about.
Randall | June 4, 2010 at 11:39 am
Miley, oh, Miley. The spectacular air around you never seens to disperse! You glow, dazzling like diamond dust. Reaching within, taking a look at your inner sexuality… it is just all part of what makes you “You.” It is beautiful to see two lovers dancing, singing, kissing… together, as one, on the stage. I wish you the best of luck with your female companion. True love really is a beautiful thing.
Randall
SO RIGHT | June 4, 2010 at 11:56 am
I’ve always thought Miley was a little ummmm — lezzie. Who’s to say what she’ll do with this new thing, but I figured as much.
LV | June 4, 2010 at 12:21 pm
I vaguely remember the hair….and the feathers…….OMG, it is nice that Dee Snider is performing again!
cc | June 4, 2010 at 12:22 pm
She’s skyrocketing to the list of my least favorite celebrities. One stunt after another to compensate for her mediocre music and meagre talent. Fuck off.
Carolyn | June 4, 2010 at 12:24 pm
I have a hard time picking out what’s human in that mess on stage. Oh, and Randall blows.
Typical | June 4, 2010 at 12:27 pm
So typical for American girls to stoop so low. You lot are a classless, dumb, arrogant, fat, ugly, attention-seeking bunch. Nobody in the world likes you. Your own men seek out us foreign women. White men love Asian women, and we love to steal them from you. you know why… because we can. We possess the qualities that all men want: classy, intelligent, elegant, sophisticated, modest, innocent, kind, and attractive. You dumb American girls can only get the pathetic blacks, mexicans, and ugly whites. We get the desirably good-looking white and Asian men. So keep being trashy and keep sending all of those men our way haha. You are the lowest of the low, and that is all you can get. You think you are a catch because stupid blacks, mexicans, and ugly white guys want you…? Ha!! those losers will get with a hole in the wall. It takes skill to get the attractive, successful, and meaningful whites and Asians in this world. Skill that we have. So presume opening your slutty legs to all of the dregs of the world, you are only validating the image that American girls are willing to bend over for anybody.
JEFF | June 4, 2010 at 12:35 pm
“GOD BLESS Y’ALL!!!”
Jessica | June 4, 2010 at 12:37 pm
You can keep all the small Asian penis. We don’t want them any way.
Tek | June 4, 2010 at 12:49 pm
LMFAO @ Randal!
Oh yeah to the anti americans spewing their tiresome and redundant rhetoric, give it a rest already ’cause you’re really not proving anything on a gossip blog. Trolls.
Yes | June 4, 2010 at 12:51 pm
American women are considered trash all over the world. They are fat, loud, ignorant, and pimply from all the bad food they are always shoving in their mouths when they are talking. And even when they eat they can’t shut their fat mouths. I hear they talk when they have a penis in their mouths as well.
So thank you American women. You know, for sending your men out way!
(I am from Europe by the way.)
Typical | June 4, 2010 at 12:59 pm
@36
Sooo true. American women suck a lot of dick. They are such whores. What’s even more sad is that they are always sucking blacks off. We would never stoop so low as to get with those simians. American women have no respect for themselves. They get knocked up by whoever says high to them. Asian women are selective, and thus, more desirable. Most men know they can’t have us. Indian women are like this too. But slutty American girls disrespect themselves by bedding blacks, mexicans, and ugly whites. We, on the other hand, let only the top of the line in.
Typical | June 4, 2010 at 12:59 pm
@34
Sooo true. American women suck a lot of dick. They are such whores. What’s even more sad is that they are always sucking blacks off. We would never stoop so low as to get with those simians. American women have no respect for themselves. They get knocked up by whoever says high to them. Asian women are selective, and thus, more desirable. Most men know they can’t have us. Indian women are like this too. But slutty American girls disrespect themselves by bedding blacks, mexicans, and ugly whites. We, on the other hand, let only the top of the line in.
bar room hero | June 4, 2010 at 1:09 pm
M u l l e t s p a w N
Beeotch | June 4, 2010 at 1:12 pm
Why is it that every time I look at her, the “Alvin and the Chipmunks” theme song pops into my head?
Restaurante Galati | June 4, 2010 at 1:13 pm
Getting tired of the lesbian kiss routine…
SO RIGHT | June 4, 2010 at 1:18 pm
# 30 I think you meant “so RESUME opening your slutty legs”, correct? Because “PRESUME” is improper usage of the word.
Sincerely, white girl
Mr. Hat | June 4, 2010 at 1:23 pm
Well at least she chose to kiss the Adam Lambert dancer vs. Skelator Madonna like Brittany….
kary | June 4, 2010 at 1:25 pm
first of all she did not kiss her she went close to the girl but ot to close
RasputinsLiver | June 4, 2010 at 1:26 pm
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Jeez. Faux carpet munchers’re so six, seven years ago.
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LAME!
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That shit’s been done to death. Nothing pioneering, rebellious, or even edgy.
Just more contemporary pedestrian, lame garbage being foisted off as “entertainment”.
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jojo | June 4, 2010 at 1:28 pm
these kids have to start younger and younger!!! fukin sick
funny:
“Boy am I glad, the passage into adulthood is a sex tape. I love to be alive!”
chelsea | June 4, 2010 at 1:36 pm
girl needs to stop pretending she’s britney/madona. NEVER gonna happen. just another rich brat, from a rich family, and never had to work for anything in her life and never will. she may be in that line of “work” if you consider her stuff actual work cause i think she sucks but anyway. she’s no pop princess, she’s no princess of anything. she’s just going to die some girl that tried to sing and act, she’s not going to be a big deal. but hopefully it’s something dramatic LOL. she didn’t have to make it to the top of anything. she’s just a sperm bank from whoever her dad happened to have sex with at the time. (kids are not from the same madre at all)
Girl | June 4, 2010 at 1:39 pm
Hi #’s 34-36, do us a favor and don’t type unless you can fully understand the English language….and I am sorry Asian girl, it’s not that the men can’t have you, they don’t desire those with small tits….sorry just being honest.
eatme | June 4, 2010 at 1:40 pm
i’m pretty sure that miley is trying to eat her brain, not kiss her
Gilla | June 4, 2010 at 1:43 pm
I can agree with #30. American women try too hard, or not enough. Either you have it or you don’t. American women DO NOT.
Destrado | June 4, 2010 at 1:49 pm
She didn’t actually kiss her… unless bashing her forehead into the dancers face counts, but it was all just head bobbing in close proximity, covered by her hair which made it look like she was kissing the girl.
Anonymous | June 4, 2010 at 1:58 pm
Just keep following Britney’s footsteps Miley. Can’t wait for the bald punani shots.