UPDATE: Miley Cyrus is full of crap (Photo evidence included)

April 28th, 2008 // 213 Comments

Vanity Fair fired back today by simply posting the Miley Cyrus interview and photo shoot on their website. Basically, it takes the piss right out of the following claim made by Disney via The New York Times who think Disney is worried about the shots alienating parents from their billion dollar franchise:

A Disney spokeswoman, Patti McTeague, faulted Vanity Fair for the photo. “Unfortunately, as the article suggests, a situation was created to deliberately manipulate a 15-year-old in order to sell magazines,” she said.

Vanity Fair’s online article also includes behind the scene photos, where the picture above was taken, that show Miley having a blast during the shoot. Here’s a quote from the article:

Um, was Cyrus–or Disney–at all anxious about this shot? “No, I mean I had a big blanket on. And I thought, This looks pretty, and really natural. I think it’s really artsy.”

I put on my detective hat and tried to find the gun in these photos that Annie Liebovitz used to force defenseless Miley Cyrus to pose for these pictures, but so far no dice. I thought I saw Adolf Hitler with a machete and had cracked this case wide open but it was just a palm tree. Then why did it have a moustache…

NOTE: I know you guys are probably wondering what the brain trust at The View thought about this whole debacle. Well, you’re in luck, video after the jump of Whoopi cutting through the bullshit and telling it like it is while Elisabeth Hasselbeck apparently listened to Rush Limbaugh this morning and blamed Annie Leibovitz. Fortunately, there’s Joy Behar to say “Billy Ray is robbing that ass!” So, prepare yourself, for the sassiest barrage of sass this side of Sassylvania.

UPDATE: Annie Leibovitz issued the following statement to People: “I’m sorry that my portrait of Miley has been misinterpreted. Miley and I looked at fashion photographs together and we discussed the picture in that context before we shot it. The photograph is a simple, classic portrait, shot with very little makeup, and I think it is very beautiful.” Afterwards, Annie ate the American flag then read a Harry Potter book because, didn’t you know? She’s a terrorist.

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  1. jumpin_J

    I said it before, I’ll say it again. Disney is a company that is an evil lying heap o turd. They suck on ice. They steal movie ideas (including one of mine that they turned into an ABC Family film, honest to God), they botch the last Democratic debate (thanks, ABC), ruin Broadway, and in short, suck ass.

  2. deacon jones

    Is that bad that my penis started to enlarge after looking at pic 9??

  3. Wow scandalous I’m bored gonna go get the mail now……

  4. ph7

    #52, yes, unless you live in Arkansas, in which case you are free to defile her any way imaginable.

  5. caitie

    creeeeeeeepy. the photo with her dad has such an incest vibe. *shudder*
    why would anyone pose like that with their dad? wtf.

  6. Anexio

    You shoundt put mileys picture next to the picuter of that pedimolester Winehouse or whatever her stupid name is because its wrong and illleagil to allow that to hap0pen and if you know it happen then you have to tell or you get to go to the jail as well.

  7. Bill Clinton

    I tapped that. Billy Ray sang Ache Breaky Hymen while I tore that ass up. Look close, you can see my semen stains….on her face.

  8. deacon jones

    by enlarge I mean of course I could actually grab a hold of it with my thumb and pinky.

  9. Janey

    What crack shit are you smoking Anexio?

  10. pinky_nip

    Well, it would have been more “tasteful” had she been dressed up as Hannah Montana and sat on Daddy’s rising waistband… wouldn’t seem so incestual then, because then, she’s not “really”‘ his daughter, right?

  11. stinky

    Disney is like the fat kid at the sleepover who calls you out for farting when everone know fatty let it loose. “He who smelt it dealt it.”

    Disney, or fatty (as I call you) you’ve been manipulating young girls for years and have been trying in vain to cover up the true nature of your evil organization for decades.

    So you tried to blend in and act like a normal non-evil company and do what you think is “morally responsible”, but since you are immoral filth and have no idea what “real morality” is you came off looking like fucking paranoid freaks. Like the gay guy who tries way to hard to be straight, yes John Mayer I mean YOU. Everyone can tell that you are full of SHIT and now you have some MAJOR ass kissing to do. Disney (Bitch) you just got served your fucking balls on a platter and now you look fucking pathetic. I love corporate mud slinging, bitch slapping, war of words fights, it’s humiliating for all involved and in the end everyone looses, like when the Spears family tries to play Monopoly.

  12. pinky_nip

    #57… Hey… if they’re crawlin’ there in the right position, right?

  13. pinky_nip

    #57… Hey… if they’re crawlin’ they’re in the right position, right?

  14. Bill Clinton

    62 damn right! face down, ass up biatches!!!

  15. mulletsareus

    Can I just say that I was utterly UNDER-whelmed when I saw these pictures? I was expecting a Britney Spears-ish Rolling Stone photo shoot circa 1999. But then again, maybe that’s setting the bar low. In brief, I knew nothing of Miley Cyrus before all this chatter so without bias, I can say this seems like an overblown mess. Now if she modeled this same picture sporting her dad’s mullet – now THAT would be news!

  16. Jrz

    YOu got a point, Pinky. She shoulda worn the wig. Then I wouldn’t have to say shit like what I’ve been saying about him being a dirty daughter fucker and all. daughter f0cker.

  17. Stumegi

    I think she’s doing the right thing. Despite (or, irregardless of) Fish’s odd fetish for Hayden Runttiere, it’s often better not to wait. Hayden the upskirt cheerleader became Hayden the flyweight UFC champion (more likely that you’ll tapout than tap it). Britney became The Beast. Miley is homely and has Billy Rays shooting all over her every night. She’ll be some combination of Britney and Lindsay by age 18 (ugly, pregnant, and looking 25 years old than she is). So she should flash all she can now, while she’s illegal, because that’s the only appeal she has (to guys with the mind of a Cleatus).

  18. caitie

    #57… weak dude. not even funny. shes fucking FIFTEEN, to state the bleeding obvious. you’re such a pedicreep for even thinking that.
    eh, im too jaded. i can’t be bothered feigning indignation at the creepy internet pervs anymore. theres just too many.

  19. Jrz

    Irregardless isn’t a word………unless your name be DanYELL and you got massive pump fat.

  20. deacon jones

    @58
    Du’oh!!! You got me!

  21. jumpin_J

    Billy Ray would say about his daughter, “Pimpin’ ain’t easy”. Awww yeaaah.

  22. Marc

    Billy Ray is the dad you meet when you pick a girl at her home for a date, and he’s standing there with his arm around her. He keeps his arm around her the whole time he’s talking to you (jokes, mostly unfunny, all with underlying hostility, and the girl laughs loudly at all of them). Then she says goodbye and he kisses her on the lips, while looking at you. In that situation, you have absolutely no option except to come in her face as fast as you can after she unzips your pants, apologize profusely, drive her home immediately and drop her off at the curb. With any luck, she’ll be so flustered that there will still be some semen in her hair as she walks in the door.

  23. @61 Well played, I agree. Disney is only upset because a competing media company (Conde Nast) is going to make money off her. Souless fucks..

  24. Doon

    You are WAY too interested in this, dude. You’re bordering on the perv. Give it a rest.

  25. deacon jones

    @72
    Bravo!!! *standing up at desk, clapping profusely*

  26. Conscience_Found

    It is a wide misconception that irregardless is not a word. Look it up, Einstein.

    She is looking pretty vagalicious in the dad photo. Must not be shaving yet cuz there is some definite Jiffy Pop going on in there.

    The kid has been trying to make sexy faces for the paps for years now. Shes not ‘with’ her dad, get real h8rs.

    I agree with whoever said shes covered. The pics only confirm that underneath her clothes she is naked, like most of us.

    If you moved her arms out of the way, you would see a sheet. under the sheet, who knows, a backless bra? Its not exactly porn. Yet.

    She has slightly above average looks and talent and yet rakes it in. Billy Ray will follow his instincts and make her another achy breaky one-hit wonder.

  27. whatever

    Congrats to Miley for getting everything she wanted. More attention, more attention, and more attention. Had she not gone on this “Jailbait? No! I meant ARTSY!?!?” tirade, no one would have given a shit about this photo shoot. At least not anyone over the age of 15. Except her dad. And a bunch of other pedophiles. I see another Hohan in the making, sadly. :(

  28. Dan Webster

    Irregardless…..non-standard…..Usage Note: Irregardless is a word that many mistakenly believe to be correct usage in formal style, when in fact it is used chiefly in nonstandard speech or casual writing. Coined in the United States in the early 20th century, it has met with a blizzard of condemnation for being an improper yoking of irrespective and regardless and for the logical absurdity of combining the negative ir- prefix and -less suffix in a single term. Although one might reasonably argue that it is no different from words with redundant affixes like debone and unravel, it has been considered a blunder for decades and will probably continue to be so.

  29. Miley prolly thought she’d end up looking like her fellow Country Singer Faith Hill from that BREATH video. Remember how gorgeous Faith was, that video was her absolute PRIME. Sadly Miley forgot that she’s a homely, gangly, little child with a rank face and zero appeal to anyone with taste. Sorry kid you are one ugly duckling who will likely never be a swan, not even with all the plastic surgery your undeserved wealth can buy. Your whole I’m a teen and I wanna be “sexy” phaze is sad creepy and makes you look UGLIER, if that is at all possible.

    GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS and quit making those faces it ain’t cute and wegot enough of it from your second set of skanky ho leaked camera phone pics.

  30. Veroonica

    When my Daddy molested me, he at least kept it under wraps. It’s called C-L-A-S-S Billy Rae!

  31. Dee

    It would only be tasteful if she was an adult. They should arrest everyone involved for promoting child pornography because that is exactly what this is. They should also charge the parents with child abuse.

  32. tylor

    she’s a dumb little slutty 15 year old. if any other kid my age had taken pics like this, or the kind of pics she puts on her “myspace” and the parents had found out, the child would have been dead.

    but noooooo, billy rae obv. promotes it. even the pics of her pulling down her shirt showing lengire(sp?)

    it’s stupid. just fucking stupid….

  33. Hillybilly

    I find it amazing that American’s (the masses of morons hardly more intelligent than apes) that find any interest in this media creation. The average idiot will almost hypnotically turn on their TV every week to watch the same moronic shows and learn nothing while doing nothing with their time other than being subconsciously program to find appeal in the commercial products being pedalled during the most important commercials. And that is what this talentless bimbo is – a commercial product.
    People were mortaging their homes just so they could go see this “event”.

    All the while musical geniuses are never “discovered” as there is no appeal to the dull masses of idiot who sit eating greasy sugar laden foods, addicted to every cheap product churned out by the wicked Masters.

    This modern world is a piece of shit and it is almost funny now that overnight Americans were sold giant cars and trucks and now have to pay enormous amounts of money to Big Oil just to go from points A to B to C, etc.

    This little whore represents to me everything wrong with the modern culture of ours – a cheap and mindless distraction.

  34. LL

    I would never want my daddy to be taking such pictures with me. Or watch me. Or….I would never be such a slut at 15?

  35. miley i am a HUGE fan but… the photos were wrong, i mean little kids look up 2 u, they dont want 2c thier romodel putting it all out for people 2 look @ ur 15 years old for crying out loud! not 21.

  36. Kimberly

    Funny that Miley thinks she knows what “artsy” is. She could have been wearing a Captain Underpants outfit and she’d be like, “Yeah. The photo shoot is, like, genius. I mean, ’cause like, I’ll be wearing my underwear OUTSIDE my tights!” Then she’ll go on a rampage accusing Annie of displaying her undergarments…

  37. Cynical-Moi

    So…if Lebowitz is on Disney’s S-list for this, that must mean that they won’t be commissioning any more of her celebrity photos for Disney, right? Oh, wait…those make money for Disney Corp. Never mind!

  38. Diane Arbus

    Liebovitz you plagerizing cunt! Photographing retards is my thing bitch!

  39. so2315

    Don’t tell my heart,
    my achy breaky heart,
    I just don’t think she’ll understand,
    and if you tell my heart,
    my achy breaky heart,
    she might blow up and kill her man
    WHOOOOO!!!!!!!

    Pimp your daughter you fucking red neck hill billy!!!!!!!

  40. well i think it was both there faults because she is only 15 kids grow u p to fast these days and they should have let her keep that incence a little longer in these pictures she looks at least 21 i have a 18 year old daughter and she just turned 18 and wish she was 16 again or younger it was like she grew up over nite i don’tno the pictures don’t seem like they were posed for a 15 year old they seem to mature for her she’s not going to ride a motorcycle she’s not looking for that badgirl image with all the props that were used that is what it looks like her showing her body the bike all the makeup the way they posed her i wouldn’t want my daughter showing her body to millions of people not even a inch of it and how come we don’t see mom as much as dad i’ll tell ya because he didn’t make it and now he is living threw his daughter some people don’t look at the whole picture of daughter and dad pic . they probley thought it was a incence thing but i believe vantiy fair new what they were doing because they know what sales and how to make a picture look like something else maybe not in mileys eyes but in the people that will be looking at it a proffing them they new i would not let them put them pictures in the magazine if i wasn’t happy with them they just make her look to grown them poses are for girls 20 and older not 15 come on it would be different if she was doing them her self and being silly like a normal teenage girl but they posed her like that and they probley had a thought of what people would really think about them because it seems sence my space came out alot of girls
    get on there and show there bodys i know i have seen picture of my daughters friends and other kids it is awlful if you don’t montor your kids my space you will never know what is going on go on there and check to see how many you can find and how many girl get on there and lie about there age well i think she was to old for them pictures and it could have waited until she was a little older thanks !!!

  41. nancy

    Oh, I thought she would be different!!! Another Britney in the making, ehe?

  42. nancy

    Oh, I thought she would be different!!! Another Britney in the making, ehe?

  43. f

    Calling a 15 year old girl a slut is uncalled for. She is a child. A 15 year old girl does not know her own mind. This is her parents fault and the magazine.
    If you want to use the word slut then use it on Britney Spears who is far more worthy of the title. That bitch Spears is the biggest whore on planet earth.
    yet she has people defending her every move. I don’t even like this Miley girl, but she is at the end of the day a child. Her Dad makes me ill, what a perv.

  44. Marook

    Miley is just another future crack whore. Don’t buy the good girl act for one minute.

  45. please don’t let them publish them pictrures make some more but them pictures are tell young girls that it is ok to make your self seem older then you are

  46. What The ?

    #90

    From the way you wrote, I wouldn’t be surprised if you’re 30, meaning you had your daughter when you were twelve, immediately after you got your first period.

  47. Nathiest

    HAHAHA!!!! BUSTED!!! stupid little slut.

  48. Ace

    #88 – awesome. hysterical.

  49. OKKAY so whats the big deal??
    Skanky little whores make the world go round.
    And everybody so quick to blame disney and her dad for exploiting her but i bet if she wasnt in the media she’d have like 2 kids by now
    sluts will be sluts

  50. she is not a crack hoe she is a girl and of corse she is going to want to take the pictures because vanity fair is a big magazine and all girls want o be older but to put it out there is another thing there is already enough pressure in schools and everywhere you go!! my daughter would proley would haveloved to take some pictures but she is not a world teen idol but i wouldn’t have let her do the naked back picture because it is not desent for a young girl her age or the motorcycle she just wouldn’t be old enough for them poses but for some other kinds of poses i would have let her do them but if she made the dicision on her on she probley would do them and i would have been mad if i seem them but she don’t have that image to hold up plus miley shouldn’t have took pictures with her dad he nees to back off and let her enjoy things with out him it doesn’t look good for him to be the only person to take pictures with her it should have been a family picture ! or in a different pose like a father looking down on his daughter and being proud of what she has became that is a different pose but people may look at it different

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