Miley Cyrus in a Bikini

May 25th, 2010 // 157 Comments

Here’s Miley Cyrus in Mexico with Billy Ray yesterday, and despite all the things I’ve said about that sex they had, it’s always nice to see a father protecting his daughter from predators. Even if a simple pointing of the finger is jackshit compared to the fact he basically threw Miley to the paparazzi so he could buy a cement pond painted like the General Lee. It’s the thought that counts.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. Birthday

    Primero!

  2. Armano

    Segundo

  3. monkeytits

    oooooo id like to eat cereal out of her buttcrack

  4. Randal

    Miley, you look great in these pictures. Thank-you for stopping by @ The FISH to share them with your fans here. I love how your Dad is pointing to the camera as if to say, “Hey pal, don’t take pictures of me!” and so he turns the camera and takes pictures of you. That’s an amazing father/daughter moment.

    Randal

  5. Her tits are a bit small, other than that they both look nice :) Maybe too much tan?

  6. yumm

    i want to eat her vagina so badly

  7. magzi

    its obvious that she fake bakes….im just sayin

  8. Lori

    Billy Ray…nice outfit. bbbttt hahaha! Oh, and will you shave that silly tuft of hair on your chin, please!

  9. farles chew

    That young @ss is plumping up nicely. She’ll be perfectly ripe in just another 24 months or so.

  10. idk

    is that a tattoo under her left boob. our right looking at her?

    Looks like her bathing suit bottoms are too small giving her a muffin top.

  11. oooaaahhh

    Even though she’s fugly, her body rocks.

  12. bksat

    She has a really good body.

  13. Jen

    i think she’s adorable.

  14. Armando

    Is she old enough to say I’d like to bust a nut on her?

  15. Dude

    Nice cankles, Princess. I suppose your cute butt makes up for it, but cankles are just not attractive.

  16. roman p

    i think she looks a little old for Billy Ray.

  17. I want Miley to do an all out death metal album. You know cover bands, like Napalm Death, and Carcass, but in her happy-go-lucky girl pop style.

  18. Dave

    She has no ass

  19. stupidass

    isn’t she still underage? what are we all ogling her pooper? **

    ** (not to say i wasn’t ogling her pooper.)

  20. Parker

    Is she legal yet? Call me Miley, I promise won’t do you like your daddy did. I’ll only tap your ass, we can leave the vag for him.

  21. Bailey

    Pic #4 stirs my loins.

  22. Tad Bit Tipsy

    She needs to loosen that bathing suit so her hip fat will fall into her ass a fill it out.

  23. captain america

    yep, MEET PAEDOPHILIA, folks!!

  24. havoc

    Nothing like some young hillbilly poon on the beach with her father/uncle….

    .

  25. Damn, not even 18 and she’s got serious cankles and fat thighs. She is going to be the next Brittany or Lindsay at the rate she is going, all bloated out and sun damaged.

    On a positive note, I busted a nut to Rachel Maddow this morning which is parting the hair on the different side so to speak. Those who know me know that i like a little gayness when I jerk off but don’t despair. I jerked off to Rachel Maddow because she is so masculine. Look at her hands sometime – they look like the hands of a steel worker from Jersey. And her shoulders are like a muscle beach weightlifter. I didn’t feel like I wasn’t getting enough gayness jerking off to her so it’s ok by me.

    I’d really like to get her and Bob Bechel side by side and blow a load across both their faces. Mmmmmm.

    Later,

    Mitch

  26. The Superficial

    Hey everybody, let’s all ogle this 17 year old’s pooper!

  27. relax, nannies

    The majority of states have an age of consent of 16. Besides, Miley wants to be rewarded for working so hard to seem ready to catch a load.

  28. losiris

    I’d pee in her butt. Heck, I might even pay.

  29. eatme

    as long as there was a handy muzzle and paper bag lying around, I’d throw it in her. can we get some bikini shots of her sister?

  30. Vandal

    Goofy bitch.

  31. What the . . .

    “it’s always nice to see a father protecting his daughter”

    A one piece bathing suit might have done that better. The low-rise bikini briefs more says “look at my daughter’s ass and vag” than “she’s just a kid, back off!”

    Hillbilly.

  32. Deacon Jones

    Pic 4 will get da brotha’s goin’

  33. Hugh Gentry

    i’d bury my face in her ass for a week

  34. Luis

    Chubby thighs, short torso, beaver teeth, bad hips, lovehandles, stupid rib tattoo. No.

  35. Wolf

    miley BITCH suck my dick

  36. misterfister

    I wish he would shave that prison pussy off of his face. It looks ridiculous.

  37. Tek

    17 is age of consent in NY, so it’s all good here! LOL

    But seriously, it’s obvious that she’s still growing because her body is shaped pretty oddly still. Ever since she went through a growth spurt about a year ago her limbs and torso got pretty long, and her shoulders are broader too… yet she’s still got a muffin top thing going on.

    … yeah, I’d still hit it. Won’t be long til she completes her transformation into the new Britney/Lindsay. Then the real fun begins.

  38. bar room hero

    M u l l e t – s p a w N

  39. arealcad

    That kid has a face that could stop a clock.

  40. Roger

    She thinks she’s hot – but she hasn’t figured out that men would fuck sheep if it were legal. Look at that weird mouth and hunched shoulders–She looks like a Sasquatch–talks like Reba ‘cept huskier–sings like an air raid siren.

  41. jewishustla

    god damn i would eat that ass all day

  42. lena

    hahahaha the majority of these comments are jealous hatin’ females. I’m not sayin’ Miley is all that to begin with… but, come on ladies. you’re not fooling anyone with your fake ‘male’ names… every guy wants to tear this b!tch up and hating on her is not going to change that, so… please stop trying. it’s not making you any hotter. and to all the men… #23 hit it right on the nose… total pedophelia!

  43. lena

    hahahaha the majority of these comments are jealous hatin’ females. I’m not sayin’ Miley is all that to begin with… but, come on ladies. you’re not fooling anyone with your fake ‘male’ names… every guy wants to tear this b!tch up and hating on her is not going to change that, so… please stop trying. it’s not making you any hotter. and to all the men… #23 hit it right on the nose… total pedophelia!

  44. pimp

    i must admit she is developing nicely…would orally cleanse that ass all day…

  45. GiRL

    I feel bad for her non-existing ass. Its so flat and boyish!

  46. you guys are fycking pervs.

    seriously, the girl is like 16/17 and you guys are talking about doing her in the ass and eating her vag vag.

  47. Parker

    @46 I’m only talking about doing her in the ass. Even if I wanted it, I think her father already staked a pretty good claim on her vag anway.

  48. Jon

    She doesn’t look bad, but she is basically just young and semi good looking. By real life standards he’s pretty hot but in terms of celebs she is only average or worse. She’s ok. But it’s mainly just because she’s young and popular. That only gives a semi appeal.

    If she gets older and gives a few Britney braless shots or a few upskirts for her pussy all to see, it will be hotter then this. This is barely hot at all. If she grows up and shows a bit, it’ll be a bit hotter but then by then she might have turned ugly. She’s got pretty strange facial features. I thought Gaga was hot once, but then she got all drugged up and ugly. Still like her meaty puss tho. But it’s a shame about her head.

  49. Jon

    She doesn’t look bad, but she is basically just young and semi good looking. By real life standards he’s pretty hot but in terms of celebs she is only average or worse. She’s ok. But it’s mainly just because she’s young and popular. That only gives a semi appeal.

    If she gets older and gives a few Britney braless shots or a few upskirts for her pussy all to see, it will be hotter then this. This is barely hot at all. If she grows up and shows a bit, it’ll be a bit hotter but then by then she might have turned ugly. She’s got pretty strange facial features. I thought Gaga was hot once, but then she got all drugged up and ugly. Still like her meaty puss tho. But it’s a shame about her head.

  50. Jon

    @46

    Mmm it sounds hot to see a girl talking about eating Miley’s vag vag. Can you talk about it some more?

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