Miley Cyrus in a bikini

December 3rd, 2009 // 205 Comments

Because I want to see what this whole jail thing is all about, here’s Miley Cyrus’ in Miami today proving there should be a law against 17-year-old girls working out. I’m serious, if they’re off-limits for an entire year, they shouldn’t be allowed near a gym. That’s like telling a bear not to eat a deer only to turn around and slather one in salmon and Snickers bars which is probably the creepiest metaphor I’ve ever come up with. No one look at me right now.

Photos: INFdaily, Mavrix
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  1. Guest

    Wow, your stupid ‘metaphor’ just proves a great point. MEN aren’t smart enough or mature enough to control their urges, so they blame the girls for ‘exciting them’ and blame the laws for ‘repressing them’ which eventually means them blaming the laws and girls for RAPE.

    grow up.

  2. I didn’t think she looked 100 comments good.

  3. Justin

    man I need me some of that p*ssy! Hot damn!!! She needs my magic stick up in that honey-pot!!!

  4. who dat

    I am very disappointed with all the sexual comments that have been made about Miley.

    I am a 16 year old sophomore at High School High (not my school’s real name) and I have promised my mom and dad and Jesus that I will not have any sexual contact with girls (didn’t say anything about other boys…ha ha!) until I am married.

    I don’t care if you DO laugh at me!

  5. MileyFan

    wonder if she is still a virgin?

  6. Laura B.

    is that a tattoo under her left boob?

  7. George

    @104
    I’ll take you up on that offer big boy :)

  8. RomanP

    she probably slurps on cock like a good little girl. I want her anoos and I want it bad.

  9. who dat

    @ 104

    George, please tap my dumper hard with your big cock and then blast my face, OK? Jesus won’t care…

  10. Jammy

    Agreed with #95, you can tell she is very sloppy and undisciplined, the fact that she doesn’t look like Britney Spears right now is just because she is still young, just give it time and she’ll look like your average white trash mom soon enough.

  11. Jammy

    Agreed with #95, you can tell she is very sloppy and undisciplined, the fact that she doesn’t look like Britney Spears right now is just because she is still young, just give it time and she’ll look like your average white trash mom soon enough.

  12. George

    Dear who dat,
    I would fuck you so hard your head would spin. I want you to grab my head and skull fuck me and make me gag. I want you to erupt like a geyser all over me.

  13. who dat

    Dear George,

    I am very nelly bottom. Do with me as you wish.

    Kisses!!

  14. Billy Ray Cyrus

    I came three times looking at these pics and when the second dose of Viagra kicks in….Weeee doggies!!

  15. @100 – At 17 though, 23 is still in the future. She has the potential to bear many fine sons. If she was 33 she would be an illusion of potential. Put that biology in your pipe and smoke it.

  16. dave

    anyone moronic enough to say she;s a little girl whe nshe’s legal in a matter of months is a brainwashed retard. No one wants to fuck old chicks, no one.

  17. flaky

    I found a HOTTEST interracial club =MixedConnect *.* C0M=for black Women and white Men, or black Men and white Women, to interact with each other. Interracial is not a problem here, but a great merit to cherish!

  18. Billy Ray

    WTF!??! She’s a FAT Wart HOG!!! EWWWWW!!!!!!!!
    Thats NASTY!!!!
    Talk about a diseased-riddled SKANK!!!!
    SLUT!!!!

  19. Shasta

    I am going to hell for looking at her pics….but I am ok with that.

  20. Arash

    You shouldn’t feel bad, She’s had boyfriends and sex already? Her last male model boyfriend was like 22. As if she didn’t put out, lol.

  21. Billy Ray

    WTF!??! She’s a FAT Wart HOG!!! EWWWWW!!!!!!!!
    Thats NASTY!!!!
    Talk about a diseased-riddled SKANK!!!!
    SLUT!!!!
    BTW, He Screech-laced “singing” is god AWFUL!!!!!

  22. Billy Ray

    WTF!??! She’s a FAT Wart HOG!!! EWWWWW!!!!!!!!
    Thats NASTY!!!!
    Talk about a diseased-riddled SKANK!!!!
    SLUT!!!!
    BTW, Her Screech-laced “singing” is god AWFUL!!!!!

  23. Billy Ray

    BTW, Her screeched-laced “singing” is god AWFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  24. Pissed Off at thesuperficial.com

    Just for fun I counted the number of cookies that thesuperficial.com puts on your PC to track usage. There were 15 different cookies from 15 different companies to track and transmit all your usage. That’s bullshit, superficial. Absolute bullshit.

  25. hmmm

    @ 125

    I have 14 cookies from them – consider yourself lucky for getting an extra cookie – you cookie monster you!

  26. k

    She has a script tattoo under her left boob.

  27. Meh. She’s maybe a 7 with her mouth shut. Hear that voice and she drops to a 4.

  28. DuroyPrime

    She’s hot till she opens her mouth … and I don’t necessarily mean her voice. That grill is wicked!

  29. Stacy

    SW, you’re the best, however “salmon and Snickers bars ” are not the best things to cover girls in. I once enjoyed a 4-some with Pauly Shore, Gilbert Godfrey, and Carrot Top and they covered me in Jupiter dust mixed with Gillette shaving cream. BEST SEX EVER!!!!

  30. ritaloo

    @68. nuffsaid

    And that bikini is really ugly…

  31. stacy

    @#125
    you can simply delete any cookies from your computer. Fish makes a living running this site, If you or I were smart enough to do it we would do the same thing.

  32. LOL

    How messed up would it be if the tattoo under her bood said “Jesus”?!

  33. I agree

    “There should be a law against 17-year-old girls working out.” And boys, because I feel so damn guilty looking at Taylor Lautner in Twilight and being 4 years older than him, but my God have you seen his body?

  34. Armando

    There a nip shot here look at the bikini string

  35. Oh,so cute!I love her. Maybe she want to find more new friends, she is on ***____B B W c h a t s. C O M.____*** . There are many beautiful girls and rich, handsome men,they want to find more friends, find their lover. On that website, they make friends each other.If you are a single now, I think you would come to the website. Please believe yourself, you will find your lover. Come on!!!!

  36. Oh,so cute!I love her. Maybe she want to find more new friends, she is on ***____B B W c h a t s. C O M.____*** . There are many beautiful girls and rich, handsome men,they want to find more friends, find their lover. On that website, they make friends each other.If you are a single now, I think you would come to the website. Please believe yourself, you will find your lover. Come on!!!!

  37. Tattoo

    Her tattoo says “Just breathe.”

  38. Wendy

    Surprised you didn’t point out her new tattoo under her left boob.

  39. Anon

    Her tattoo just says “Left”. It’s how Miley can tell her left from her right.

  40. Zompaq

    THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!! Ive been looking for Miley Cyrus pictures!!!!

  41. Ryan

    I see nipple! http://thesuperficial.com/2009/12/bfm_enlarged/enlarged-miley_cyrus_in_a_bikini_1.php?bfm_index=4&bfm_page=0

    look at her left breast (on your right)…it’s right on the edge. Like, areola

  42. tdowg

    cant wait til shes 50

  43. Krys

    The majority of you are fucking idiots.

    That being said, she’s cute. She’s 17. It’s obvious she doesn’t spend much time in the gym, salon chair or tanning bed, but you people act like she’s a mutt. For fuck’s sake, she’s a highschool kid from Tennessee? Kentucky? Whereverthefuck?
    Her dad is Billy Ray Cyrus. For all we know her parents could very well be related.
    Give her a break. She looks good. I wonder what we would all be saying about some of you loser fucks if we could comment on you in a bikini when you were 17.

    You can’t expect her to be Britney when she was 17. That was a freak of nature. God only grants miracles like that every 1000 years or so. He told me.

    Plus, she doesn’t have to be that hot. Our fabulously vapid culture doesn’t require one to possess talent nor highly above average looks for the kiddies to become their drones.
    Miley is milking the bank accounts of every parent with a child under 16 at the moment. That “chipmunk face” will have enough money when she’s 20 to buy a new Miley if she wants to.

    I’m a chick, but I’d hit it. Twice. Three times if she came up off of some of that Hannah Montana change. 17 is fair game here.

  44. John

    Make room in hell…

  45. maybe u dont like her.
    but i do like her. :)

    shes really pretty.

  46. Great photos of Miley Cyrus in a bikini. I will be watching out for more pics:)

  47. hard boiled pegg

    Who cares if she’s 17… the bitch has already been entered more times than your local lottery. She got her break from posing half naked at 15yrs, she may as well show the world a full pussy spread at 18yrs, no?

  48. welldoneson

    Not too skinny, not too fat, she’s a real humdinger and I like it like that.

  49. Deputy Sheriff

    I do believe the close up photo. photo #5, show a bit of her nipple of her left breast. No RED STAR??? And that could be construed as child pornography.

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