Miley Cyrus in a bikini
Because I want to see what this whole jail thing is all about, here’s Miley Cyrus’ in Miami today proving there should be a law against 17-year-old girls working out. I’m serious, if they’re off-limits for an entire year, they shouldn’t be allowed near a gym. That’s like telling a bear not to eat a deer only to turn around and slather one in salmon and Snickers bars which is probably the creepiest metaphor I’ve ever come up with. No one look at me right now.