Miley Cyrus and her father Billy Ray Cyrus have figured out the real money’s in focusing on Miley’s singing career and bailing on Disney. In a move that could only be cultivated in a trailer full of meth, Miley and Billy Ray are now trying to get fired from the insanely lucrative Hannah Montana show and have started showing up late, holding up production and generally pissing off the crew, according to TMZ:
Emily Osment, who plays Lilly Truscott, used to be extremely tight with Miley. Now we’re told Emily is so bitter she literally turns away from Miley after each scene. We’re told Emily’s dad got in a screaming match with Billy Ray, complaining he and Miley were unprofessional.
Sources tell us Billy Ray has told people on the set that he and Miley will do twelve more episodes and then they are out. Disney was so pissed they called his agent, railing that Billy Ray and Miley were ingrates. Disney insisted that Billy Ray and Miley not only finish the twenty-four episode season — but Disney was adding six more episodes.
Good. Real smart career move. I think I speak for everyone when I say I hope I never see this buck-toothed little trollop and her boyfriend’s package again. I mean, not that I’ve looked at it or anything. Even when I sent everybody home early and said I’d lock up for the night, I didn’t look at Justin Gaston’s package while sitting at the Geekologist’s desk. Nope, never happened. And, if you don’t believe me, feel free to check the security tapes I completely erased then ran over with my car.
havoc | September 22, 2008 at 10:32 am
LOL! Disney sees its gravy train disappearing down the track.
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yeah dude | September 22, 2008 at 10:37 am
Everyone posting after me has sucked on Justin Gaston’s package
athaha | September 22, 2008 at 10:40 am
What is it with this girl? In every single pic she manages to have a goofy look on her face. The rest of her is pretty nice, but the expression on her face is almost always just goofy-looking.
1 MILF Hunter | September 22, 2008 at 10:43 am
Billy Joe Bob Mullet Ray better not piss of the Mouse. Disney will make it tough for her to get work. If that happens, Billy Joe Bob Mullet Ray will be back in his trailer training his coon dog for this year’s hunting season. She’ll wind up ditching that 20 year old and have to marry her cousin to have a roof over her head.
Slut | September 22, 2008 at 10:45 am
Oh my in pic #6 she looks like Sloth from Goonies
surlywench | September 22, 2008 at 10:45 am
What the hell does it matter what she does with her career? The spoiled little bitch is worth hundreds of millions.
Sorry can’t type anymore, too busy sucking on J. Gaston’s package. Mmm yummy!
WhoCares!! | September 22, 2008 at 10:46 am
She’s so fucking him… Little girl haha riiiight
toolboy | September 22, 2008 at 10:47 am
15 minutes and counting…she gets off the Mouse and in 5 years she will have to pull a Mischa Barton to get on the Fish.
Chenush | September 22, 2008 at 10:48 am
She’s fugly.
and @2: I would’nt mind doing that.
Daniel | September 22, 2008 at 10:52 am
@ #5, you are right, it’s uncanny
CANDICE | September 22, 2008 at 10:56 am
BITCH WHOEVER WROTE THIS LAME ASS ARTICLE YOU’RE BUCK TOOTH, NOT MILEY, MILEY ROCKS AND YOU SUCK. YOU NEED TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL AND LEARN HOW TO WRITE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! YOU NEED TO STOP HATING ON MILEY, YOU SKINNY OLE ALIGATOR!!!!!!!!!!!!
rough daddy | September 22, 2008 at 10:57 am
Let her quit, I know shes itching to take off her clothes anyways…shell be another debbie gibson without the talent…
SlutTrampSeesDollarSigns | September 22, 2008 at 11:00 am
At least she’s an honest little slut. Billy Ray’s figured out the big money will be a Miley website where every friday nite she’s surrenders her virginity in naughty ways to her underwear jockey of a boyfriend. They will charge $49.95 a month and be out of the business by the time Miley is 18.
Jimbo | September 22, 2008 at 11:05 am
Thanks for that insightful comment..
arealcad | September 22, 2008 at 11:06 am
Remember the words of Harlan Ellison – “Don’t fuck with the mouse.”
http://www.snopes.com/disney/wdco/ellison.asp
Spanky | September 22, 2008 at 11:07 am
If she is not fucking him, she is sucking him dry. Something tells me 69 is their favorite number. I bet he has licked that thing until it is chapped and then pumped her ass full of baby batter. But she may still technically be a virgin.
Mr. Sleepyhead | September 22, 2008 at 11:08 am
I just flushed my toilet and saw a spiraling vortex of water going down the pipe – just like this douche bag’s music and career.
Nothing here to see folks – move on.
rough daddy | September 22, 2008 at 11:09 am
Dont worry Billy Ray’s gravy train is secure! this 2minute stud is either getting blue ballz or getting paid to be seen with her….
FAIL | September 22, 2008 at 11:12 am
Not that I find that stupid model boy good looking, I only have eyes for my husband whose packing way more that this dork, but I REFUSE to believe that this model guy would want this hideous chipmunk weasel inbred looking disney whore. She is so incredibly out of his league that it’s just sad. Maybe it’s the money and exposue.
But fuck, look at her she looks like the child he volunteers to take to the park once a month (provided she wears her helmet). I mean doesn’t she look like her parents were cousins, everytime I see her I expect Cletus and Brandine to walk out and go “yeps that our daughter all growed up and fancy” (they mean severely retarded looking, but wearing clean clothes from this decade).
She’s so fucking ugly, this is clearly a scheme to get her fired; date an older model guy loose the Disney image and get fired. Boy who came up with this Billy? It reeks of his hillbilly pee brained reasoning. You are going to have to do better than that. Disney stilll loves that little skanks Jaime Lynn and she done got knockedup so some pictures of this model charity casing your hideous daughter around town walking her like the dog she is won’t cut it. Sorry fuck faces. You’re going to have to introduce the world to thie child you keep locked in the basement you know Miley’s daughter, oh and of course yours too Billy Rae.
Dwayne | September 22, 2008 at 11:12 am
Jethro Ray Redneck did some fancy cipherin and figured he and his kinfolk would make more money on theys own.
BMurphy72 | September 22, 2008 at 11:13 am
Jenna Jamison is looking for a trainee
sameshitdifferentyear | September 22, 2008 at 11:14 am
Due to some bizarre hyperdimensional vortex spontaneously appearing in this galaxy at the exact fraction of a microsecond that the button was pressed………..
…her face actually looks slightly attractive in the first picture.
Almost.
Me | September 22, 2008 at 11:18 am
This will end her career, no one will give a crap about her crappy music if she’s not in the stupid tv show anymore. Which is a good thing because i’m tired of seeing her misshapen head all over the place.
Jade | September 22, 2008 at 11:19 am
I don’t get it. Why is she so popular? I mean, I could understand when Jessica Alba was catapulted into stardom: she’s f*cking gorgeous. But this average girl? Her model boyfriend must either be a gold digger or appreciate her for her “inner beauty.” *snort*
Dwayne | September 22, 2008 at 11:25 am
The model boyfriend is a hanger-on looking for his 15 minutes of fame.
buzzpatrol | September 22, 2008 at 11:33 am
Hope the slut fade away
combustion8 | September 22, 2008 at 11:33 am
she gets uglier daily.
ZOMGoddess | September 22, 2008 at 11:46 am
ZOMG!!! Emily’s dad got in a screaming match with Billy Ray!!! ZOMG!!! Like, I totally heard that like days ago, jeez! Duh.
UK_Matt | September 22, 2008 at 11:47 am
@3 Because she’s her fathers daughter.
Look at his career.
Its time for her to take her chunk of change and start breeding the next generation Cyrus one trick pony.
Barak Obama | September 22, 2008 at 11:56 am
This will give her more time to do porn. That’s all she will have left.
blah | September 22, 2008 at 12:00 pm
She always reminds me of one of those fricken furbie toys. Not very attractive. And why the heck would a 20 year old be interested in a 15 year old anyways? Kind of pathetic. He’s either after the money or the hymen; or both.
Lock, Stock & Barrel | September 22, 2008 at 12:11 pm
So, what did they expect from the incestuous redneck hillbillies?
Integrity? LMAO!
Judas | September 22, 2008 at 12:15 pm
Not surprising from trashy folk who reportedly jack off onto Genesis and wipe it up with Revelation. Her sugar daddy taught her how to fuck and suck her way up there just like he did. So she gets a reputation for being a slut, just like daddy.
Uncle Eccoli | September 22, 2008 at 12:19 pm
Ugh. She is such trash.
yukadoozer | September 22, 2008 at 12:45 pm
BuhBye horse faced tramp-and take your akeybreaky soul patchin’ pet donkey dad with you. Let’s see how many pretty boys you can scare up without your Disney gravytrain. Welcome to your future of playboy centerfolds, drug addiction, and celebrity restaurant openers.
Captain Obvious 22 | September 22, 2008 at 12:58 pm
Well – the whole “Vanity Fair” cover episode reminded me of when Jessica Biel decided she wanted out of her 7th Heaven contract and posed almost nude for Esquire – so you had to know this was coming. They’re probably looking at Hilary’s Duff’s career and getting a bit scared — you could argue she stayed with the Lizzie McGuire thing too long and so never really has made it out.
me | September 22, 2008 at 1:09 pm
The money is in the singing career? HAHAHAHA
that girl will crash and burn so fast without disney marketing. She is the worst singer I have ever heard.
Lola | September 22, 2008 at 1:11 pm
#31 is full of truth. That’s exactly what she looks like and I also find it scary when a guy who should be attending uni is more interested in dating highschool girls.
It worries me how ugly this girl is at an age where she should be cute and not looking like she’s going to be Rossane’s double in just a few years.
It’s the Britney syndrome, they look 19 at 14 and when they actually become adults they are a mess and there’s another nice 12 year old wanting to do everything for some fame and money.
lohans8 | September 22, 2008 at 1:15 pm
She better hurry up, she’s turnin a bit fugley, and fugley wants sex so basically she’s a photo away from complete and utter ruin.
Gary B | September 22, 2008 at 1:27 pm
If Miley wants to move away from Hannah Montana and on to bigger things fine, but find a professional way of doing it.
This is a problem with Hollywood these days, all of these stars are are bred from puberty, kept in perpetual adolescence and are only amateur talent at best. She needs to realize she is just an entertainer and a property of Disney, do her job, cash the checks and shut the hell up.
Unlike the talent of the past she has never had to “pay her dues” by sining in smoky clubs with chicken wire protecting her from any unruly fans. Instead she has ever urge catered to and is coddled by a army of assistants. The sense of entitlement form this generation is sickening.
L | September 22, 2008 at 2:09 pm
Unattractive.
jcmjr | September 22, 2008 at 2:16 pm
Obviously Miley should milk the Disney money tree for at least a few more years…she’s not even 16 yet for christ’s sake……at her current age, having the Disney machine behind you is the best place to be as she is limited to what she can really do at 15 outside the protected world of Disney….Ashley Tisdale(HSM3) on the other hand just turned 23 and should start to realize her days of playing a high school girl are extremely numbered….perhaps in her case, she should immediately start investigating her career possibilities beyond Disney….
Nicey Nice | September 22, 2008 at 2:18 pm
@40
I agree with you. If you want to leave fine just do it with some dignity. Plus Disney was her meal ticket. There is no reason to crap all over it and bite the hand that feeds you. I’ve heard that DInsey isn’t that nice on the business end. It will be interesting how they handle all this.
bootlicker | September 22, 2008 at 2:24 pm
Disney is a powerhouse and will crush those hillbilly rednecks. Beware the Mouse
goodwolf | September 22, 2008 at 2:25 pm
And what’s up with this Justin? This has to be a PR ploy to spice up Miley’s image……Shouldn’t he be banging hot 40 year old cougars instead of hanging around with a 15 year old little girl?
dragon43078 | September 22, 2008 at 2:56 pm
Her singing is crap. Miley needs to ride the disney gray train for as long as she can. Hanna Montana is what is making her rich. Not her so callled singing talent. She is ok for the kids, but teenagers and above can’t stand her screeching and accent. She is not a country singer, she is a Disney created tween singer.
She does look like she knows how to suck a dick well. Thats her future. Follow in Paris Hiltons tracks.
HankTheDwarf | September 22, 2008 at 3:32 pm
This bitch looks like a beaver.
Jadedkitten | September 22, 2008 at 3:34 pm
GREAT NEWS BITCHES IT’S BEEN FUCKING CANCELLLED HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
jennifer | September 22, 2008 at 3:47 pm
My 9 y-o can’t stand her, he says she sounds like a man.
Randal | September 22, 2008 at 3:51 pm
Miley, you’ve been a huge inspiration to many of the younger generation and you’ll dearly be missed on the Disney channel. Thankfully, you’ve shown great skill in singing, dancing and performing that making this career change will not be a mistake.
Spread your wings and fly girl, you deserve it all!
Randal