Miley Cyrus and her father Billy Ray Cyrus have figured out the real money’s in focusing on Miley’s singing career and bailing on Disney. In a move that could only be cultivated in a trailer full of meth, Miley and Billy Ray are now trying to get fired from the insanely lucrative Hannah Montana show and have started showing up late, holding up production and generally pissing off the crew, according to TMZ:
Emily Osment, who plays Lilly Truscott, used to be extremely tight with Miley. Now we’re told Emily is so bitter she literally turns away from Miley after each scene. We’re told Emily’s dad got in a screaming match with Billy Ray, complaining he and Miley were unprofessional.
Sources tell us Billy Ray has told people on the set that he and Miley will do twelve more episodes and then they are out. Disney was so pissed they called his agent, railing that Billy Ray and Miley were ingrates. Disney insisted that Billy Ray and Miley not only finish the twenty-four episode season — but Disney was adding six more episodes.
Good. Real smart career move. I think I speak for everyone when I say I hope I never see this buck-toothed little trollop and her boyfriend’s package again. I mean, not that I’ve looked at it or anything. Even when I sent everybody home early and said I’d lock up for the night, I didn’t look at Justin Gaston’s package while sitting at the Geekologist’s desk. Nope, never happened. And, if you don’t believe me, feel free to check the security tapes I completely erased then ran over with my car.