Miley Cyrus camel toes Portugal in the face

June 1st, 2010 // 172 Comments

Miley Cyrus decided to expose Lisbon to her underage camel toe over the weekend and you have to wonder who the hell thought this outfit was a good idea. Clearly Miley did, but she can’t help the fact she grew up in the south where it’s illegal to discuss anything related to the hole Jesus puts babies in. But her entire staff can’t be backward-ass rednecks, can they? I mean, there had to be at least one person saying illegal moose-knuckle and blow-up doll faces don’t belong on the same stage, threats of Billy Ray mullet wounds be damned.

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  1. rahul

    oh i wanna fuck u

  2. @98 I got something you can “subscribe with.” You can jam it up your ass till it ruptures your spleen!

  3. I like her better when she’s simple..

  4. Marissa

    she is already going to be 18, not much more anyone can say or do.

  5. Nudgie

    She is now officially “Hannah “Tony” Montana” ;)

  6. Stop it! My goodness! Bunch of perverts.

  7. Jennifer

    can you say “disgusting much”? AND DONT EVEN START, GAGA DOESNT TRY TOO HARD. SHE ISNT SLIDING ON A POLE AT THE AGE OF 16. MILEY CYRUS IS A HUGE JOKE! SHE ISNT AN ARTIST AT ALL!

  8. Jennifer

    can you say “disgusting much”? AND DONT EVEN START, GAGA DOESNT TRY TOO HARD. SHE ISNT SLIDING ON A POLE AT THE AGE OF 16. MILEY CYRUS IS A HUGE JOKE! SHE ISNT AN ARTIST AT ALL!

  9. Timothy

    Miley is only 17 years old. She can’t wear clothes that are too sexy.

  10. Megan

    I’m not a huge fan, but come on, I doubt she put the outfit on, saw that, and decided to flaunt it. Sure it’s embarassing, and I’m sure she’s cringing seeing a picture of it pointed out to the world. I’m sure everyone on here has made a fashion faux pas… too bad you’re not famous, so no one else cares.

  11. katherine

    Im tired of her one minute she says she is a role then she says shes not one. Where are her parents

  12. justifiable

    #75 There’s nothing more heart-warming than someone who objects to the Christian faith being singled out for derision – and then suggests that Islam should be slammed as well. You, sir, are an example of Christian values, and should be an example to all those who profess to practice that religion – particularly that “do unto others” bit.

    Yeah, the reason everyone forbears from dissing Muslims and goes after Christians simply because we all know how fucking notoriously mild-mannered you are, what with your always turning the other cheek. Fuckwit.

  13. lilgirl

    wow!!! its hot but i see a camel toe lol

  14. yowillie

    Yummy

  15. Irigurl

    don’t be crabby ya’ll.. criticizing the weeds of someone else’s garden won’t keep the weed out of ya’lls.. If ya’ll have nothing good to say, I say shut the fuck up… Miley is the best!

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  17. A&F

    thank you foe sharing ! beautiful !

  18. Kenn

    i love her !
    fk. haters

  19. hell

    Give her a break!! every1 on her cuz da whole hannah montana role…dats it she’s over it & she wants 2 be miley!!! 17 oh wow!! how old was britney,xtina & the rest da other pop stars dat wnet extremely sexy at younger ages!!! LET HER BE!!! WAT CUZ SHE AINT LEGAL YET?? OH WOW 1 MORE YR TO GO!!!

  20. site your hoe ass down you ant all that go to hell bitch

  21. Fati87

    I hate her voice and her hole personna annoys me, but she has nice legs.

  22. Fati87

    I meant “whole” personna, although her personna really is a hole.

  23. Mo

    hey how come hannah montana and miley cyrus are never in the same place @ the same time……i’m beginnin to think they are the same person……

  24. Lex

    #112: You are the perfect example of a liberal moron. Kudos to you though, for making up a swear word! I’m so glad that now people can say “fuckwit” instead of having to choose between dimwit and fuck.

    For your information, Hollywood is completely biased and ass-backwards. The reason they won’t make fun of Muslims or other easter religions is that they are afraid of retaliation. Christians and the like are targeted simply because of the reason #75 pointed out: They are an easier target, and cowardly people try to beat down and talk shit about whoever is the easiest to push around. Just like a bully in 1st grade, the media leaves the “big scary” people alone, and picks on the people who just try to be peaceful.

    Just something for you to think about, you know, maybe use some of that 99% of your brain that is obviously inactive.

  25. hey how come hannah montana and miley cyrus are never in the same place @ the same time……i’m beginnin to think they are the same person……

  26. Just something for you to think about, you know, maybe use some of that 99% of your brain that is obviously inactive.

  27. confused

    ***#112: You are the perfect example of a liberal moron. Kudos to you though, for making up a swear word! I’m so glad that now people can say “fuckwit” instead of having to choose between dimwit and fuck.***

    I’m 40 yrs old. I first heard the word fuckwit when I was 12. How can someone make up a word thats at least 3 decades old?

  28. Undisclosed

    Um, Hello People, SHE UNDERAGE!

    To those of you who think this is sexy, you’re disgusting pedohpiles! Sick fucks.

    Besides, she’s annoying and tried WAY too hard. Enter the new Britney Spears.

  29. Christina

    There is no camel toe there whatsoever? I dunno what ye are all looking at but she is gorgeous, most 17 year olds prance around wear alot less than that nowadays. GET OVER YERSELVES.

  30. Manny-o-matic

    @128 YEAH DUDE! Those sick FUCKS! She’s still 17 AND A HALF!! BASTARDS! She’s still a CHILD! You PEDOPHILES! She’s still 5 ENTIRE MONTHS from being an adult! When her birthday comes jesus will magically transform her into a legal girl, completely different in everything from what she was the day before or half a year earlier.

  31. Jimbo

    @130 -

    Just LOL. Amen, brother. And besides – pedophiles are attracted to a completely non-developed childlike, well, child.

  32. Several corrections here:

    1. They do discuss camel toe in the south, but they don’t use that term. The proper usage is “look at the c**t on that one”.

    2. The normal age for camel toe display in the south is around 14 to 16. Daisy Duke shorts were invented in the south and worn long before the Dukes of Hazzard. Miley is just wearing what a normal girl her age wears in the rural south. Making fun of cultural norms is like, racial, you know? Shame on you.

    3. Until recently, most southern states pegged the age of consent at 14 with no limit on the age of the male who was asking.

    Finally, in the TMI department, if a really prominent camel toe heaves into view the proper comment is “her c**t is so big it looks like she has a d**k” in there.”

    just sayin’….

  33. Why are you shouting

  34. Krizzie

    I don’t think I’ve ever even listened to one of this tramp’s songs. She should be back in East Podunck now farming pigs with her old man.

  35. ctti

    Camel toe aside, I was just beginning to think she has pretty nice legs but…is that cellulite I see on her thighs in photo 7?

  36. Kelli Jones

    I’m very disappointed in Miley’s “new look” and more disappointed in her parents for allowing her to dress that way. However, her fashion, in no way reflects on her southern roots. I’m from the south and have never seen anyone dress this way. The only people I see dressed this way are on TV or in magazines. I think Miley’s problem with her wardrobe has come from her Hollywood crowd not her southern upbringing. Don’t be so stupid and “backward” to believe that everyone from the south is “redneck”. I guess you think everyone from Jersey are like the guys from Jersey Shore, or everyone from NewYork act as ignorant as the women on Housewives of NY. Visit some of our great southern states and you may find that you would love to live here. Ignorance comes from the person……not what state they live in

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  38. Chris Hansen

    Hi, I’m Chris Hansen & I’m masturbating to these pictures.

  39. watchoutnow

    Yes, the new Britney Spears. Slutty & can barely sing.

    I wonder when her k-fed will enter the picture.

    Daddy must be proud of his southern belle.

  40. She is trying tooooo hard to get back her lost fame!

  41. Mary

    @15: agree!

    where the f*** are her parents?

  42. in need of god

    Man seeing that tight wet pussy makes me want to do things god would smite me for.

  43. mystikal

    omy god dat pussy is mighty fine i would lick a bang dat everydai oh lord
    shes wet aswell ummmmmm miley she is so f*ing sxci woo xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx <3

  44. Samantha Lesbian18teen

    She is very hot! She was over age of consent in Portugal, so she was OK. She made me wet! Her cameltoe is very beautiful. When she becomes adult , she must show the world her vaginal. Lets hope she will let girls to lick it too!

  45. nadia

    where did she get her ring?

  46. Raj

    For the love of GOD pls stop this nonsense..Why the fuck are all of ppl making a huge deal out of this..It’s not like she invaded some country for oil oor brought down two buildings because of what she believes or even caused a major oil spil in the gulf..It’s just a fucking pussy..look at it if you want..dnt be fucking commenting about her behaviour.You’re not her..
    I had enough of this miley shit.If she wants to be a dumb girl showing of her pussy, it’s up to her.And for the young girls who say Miley was my idol and now she’s a bitch,you gals are full of shit..Who the fuck has an idol who is fucking 17.You pick a pussy youwill get fucked.
    Oh and i would definately fuck her..

  47. Fabiano
    Commented on this photo:

    Lol I think we’ve established she’s going to be a whore already by what we’ve seen at the country music awards and various other things

    I’m just going to let this one go..

  48. miley and lady gaga are both slutts/hoes/porn bitches/cows. miley cant be doing this stuff she decided to be on diseny channe l( witch alot of kids watch) and the kids look up to her. now imagine little kids dressing like this!!!!

  49. Walrus
    Commented on this photo:

    Id fuck that and i’m 14.

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