Miley Cyrus camel toes Portugal in the face

The Superficial / June 1, 2010

Miley Cyrus decided to expose Lisbon to her underage camel toe over the weekend and you have to wonder who the hell thought this outfit was a good idea. Clearly Miley did, but she can’t help the fact she grew up in the south where it’s illegal to discuss anything related to the hole Jesus puts babies in. But her entire staff can’t be backward-ass rednecks, can they? I mean, there had to be at least one person saying illegal moose-knuckle and blow-up doll faces don’t belong on the same stage, threats of Billy Ray mullet wounds be damned.

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