Miley Cyrus’ boyfriend is getting some

October 17th, 2008 // 167 Comments

Miley Cyrus attended the Christian Audiger show during LA Fashion Week to see her model boyfriend Justin Gaston. Whenever he walked by, photographers caught Miley seductively sticking her tongue out at him. And you know what that means. I’m pretty sure that’s not the secret Jesus “Hello” wave. (No banana.) You know Billy Ray Cyrus saw these and is in a cabin somewhere setting his mullet to “KILL.” Or at least he’s trying to but “Gotdammit! Who used all the Aqua-Net?”

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  1. southernman

    wow lots of classy people commenting here
    (rolls eyes)
    ya’ll sound about as classy as Miley.
    bunch of fucking losers.

  2. southernman

    wow lots of classy people commenting here
    (rolls eyes)
    ya’ll sound about as classy as Miley.
    bunch of fucking losers.

  3. random

    she will be next Britney Spears

  4. greasyfungus

    @ 101 and 102:

    FUCK YOU AND YOUR DOUBLE POST, YOU DIRTY SOUTHERNER!!!

  5. She is almost begging for a PENIS, folks!!
    I think she is “READY” now.

  6. fumanchu

    she should be using that tongue in the first pict to be lickin the butt crack of Joe the Plumber whenever he bends over……….

  7. sandra

    goddamn could she have more shit dangling from her neck and arms?!?!

  8. HuckyDucky

    Dr. San Fernando,

    I have been reading your posts today, and I have only one comment.

    You. Are. The. Best. Superficial. Poster. E V A R!!!

  9. Groucho

    Looks like she’s just having fun and goofing around. Come on, “seductively” sticking her tongue out? That looks more like fun teasing.

    I bet she’s still a virgin, unlike Britney and her sister who went around pretending to be so chaste but were probably screwing around a lot more at Miley’s age.

  10. Lilliia

    It’s funny how she’s supposed to be a role model for young girls
    I mean, we all do retarded shit like this but we’re not all icons for elementary schooler. So she can do what she wants. She just needs not to do it in public.

  11. Lilliia

    It’s funny how she’s supposed to be a role model for young girls
    I mean, we all do retarded shit like this but we’re not all icons for elementary schoolers. So she can do what she wants. She just needs not to do it in public.

  12. friendlyfires

    Ha!Ha!Ha! You fools! All of you! Fools!
    15 year old under age Miley Cyrus is not fucking a twenty year old gay underwear model. Unless her ass resembles the ass of a young boy, then we got serious statutory rape charges fomenting.

    Justin:Your honor, as the tests prove, her hymen is untouched, she’s still a virgin, thus I did not have sex with her,
    Judge:The tests show her rectum is eight times the size of the rectum for a normal non anal sex performing fifteen year old, and your gay semen was still screaming, crawling from her sphincter, after finding out it was it was deposited in a female butt. Explain that, Einstein!
    Justin:Miley must have sat on one of my used condoms.
    Judge:Ain’t gonna’ fly Butters, we’ll gonna throw your pretty l’il hide somewhere where your talents will be appreciated.
    Justin:Boystown?

  13. nancy

    #33 frightens me.

  14. This girl is “READY” for a PENIS, folks!!
    …………………BET?

  15. Arroyo

    Daddy will probably produce her 1st sex tape.

  16. Cletus The Slack-Jawed Yokel

    I bet, if you looked at that family tree, you would find that somehow that dude is related her. There is no way that someone with a father named “Billy Ray” isn’t banging a relative.

  17. kath

    i was born in 86. i was a “disney kid.” which means, for those of you who are either too young or too old (never know!), we paid for the disney channel way back when. it was a privilege, of sorts.
    and i remember being little and seeing billy “achy breaky heart” ray cyrus on TV and his daughter (who looked a few yrs younger than me, so i didn’t think any of my crushes would like her/ i dismissed it but my memory rocks) on some ride–the matter horn, perhaps?–and talking about the disney channel and stuff. little did i know, that girl would become hannah montana. wow. and now.. i don’t know. i just wouldn’t want to be her.

  18. asdf

    WHO FUCKING CARES?
    people get so emotional about the stuff on this site.
    relax, friends.

  19. Dr. Fernando didnt get some free hand release at a strip joint by now? Hey Dr. Fernando? as gorgeous and slutty as she was, your grandma shouldve gave you this little advice never put all your eggs in one basket…move on bro!

  20. devilsrain

    Dear Billy Ray,
    Get your daughter some braces you fucking cheap bastard.
    – devilsrain

    PS Ill pay the 29.95 for your daughters sex tape when it comes out.

  21. Danielle

    Okay, yes she has done some things that were not really appropiate, but she hasn’t really done anything bad and I think that you should all just leave her alone. She will just have to suffer the consequences from her ations whatever she does. It’s her love life and I think that you should all respect that. I am sure that if you were famous you would NOT want your personal love life to be all over the news, now would you? She is 15 and WILL make mistakes. I do feel that she is losing respect from so many people, but I wish all the best for her.

  22. Danielle

    Okay, yes she has done some things that were not really appropiate, but she hasn’t really done anything bad and I think that you should all just leave her alone. She will just have to suffer the consequences from her ations whatever she does. It’s her love life and I think that you should all respect that. I am sure that if you were famous you would NOT want your personal love life to be all over the news, now would you? She is 15 and WILL make mistakes. I do feel that she is losing respect from so many people, but I wish all the best for her.

  23. Monika

    She’s a slut and a whore. There were 15 year old whores when I was in high school, in fact there were some younger than 15. She continues to be a whore by choice; not because people make comments on here.

  24. PostmortemG

    Dr. San Fernando – seriously, you need to move on. You’re content masturbating to pre-recorded sluts faking orgasms for the rest of your life? Why don’t you get off your depressed ass and make something out of yourself instead? You’ll pick up an even hotter ‘slut’ along the way – i promise. =D

  25. french_guy

    bitch

  26. Nikky Raney

    gross.
    isn’t it illegal?

  27. Nikky Raney

    gross.
    isn’t it illegal?

  28. FUCKKKK

    I HATE MILEY CYRUS i have a pathetic hate for her- she has a face like a trodden on donut and she’s a fucking nasal, whiney religious nut-bag
    get laid, pop out kids and piss all over your religion already sweetheart.

  29. jojo

    HER BOYFRIEND LOOKS SO GAY!

    HE WILL KICK MILEY’S STINKY ASS AFTER GETTING SOME MORE PUBLICITY, THAT’S ALL…( HE LIKES PENIS, IT’S OBVIOUS AS FUCK)

  30. Sarah Palin

    The cyrus family is a family of douchebags and Miley is the latest shitstain from that family to get a collective “yawn” from the world.

    Fuck these god damned incestuous douchebags, let’s hope they fade away forever.

    We should be worshipping God and Jesus Christ, not these fame whores who worship money.

    PS Vote for McCain/Palin! Wink Wink!!! By golly you betcha!!!

  31. Sarah Palin

    This little slut shall not be invited to a McCain/Palin Whitehouse! They should burn in hellfire!!!

    Praise God!!!

  32. Cindy

    “Miley Cyrus’ boyfriend is getting some…”

    …COCK.

    The boyfriend is gay! Homosexual, loves cock. Miley ain’t getting anything from that faggot! She wants some cock, but he’s gay and can’t get it up for a little slut like Miley the whore.

  33. I hope she gets knocked up by this guy. That’ll definitely be a headline worth reading about. Skanky little tramp.

  34. fred

    I knew this little girl would blossom into a full fledged slut.

  35. CHAAAAAse again.

    Doctor,

    Please stop saying HS GF.

    Yours Truly,

    Chase Geniveve K.

  36. The picture of that fugly beaver/chipmunk sticking her tongue out is one of the most disgusting things I’ve ever seen. How that would “seduce” or “excite” anyone is beyond me. Just the thought of those massive chicklet teeth, receeding gums, that pig nose, the tard face….Seriously, the guy must be fucking gay to spending any time with that bitch.

  37. Dr. San Fernando

    HS GF

    Better be nice or I’m going to tell you about the time we 69′d on the steps leading down to the school pool.

  38. Brutor

    The page hasn’t been updated since Friday. What’s the holdup?

  39. hah

    paha that doesnt look ‘seductive’ by any means

  40. jed

    I bet her crusty twat stinks like a dead possum.

  41. a neighbor

    Word out on the street is that Billy Gay Cyrus required an audition before they would allow Miley to date the boy. The audition was based upon him sleeping with Billy Gay in an attempt to win his approval.

    Now his wife thinks she can get the boy to “change teams” or turn ac/dc (bisexual) to join them both in bed. After that test, they will invite Miley and the 4 of them will have an orgy.

    May have already taken place by now.

  42. b-rad

    That’s her licking her lips seductively? Looks more like she’s trying to pick her nose with her tongue.

  43. RICARDO

    i cant wait for the sex tape!!

  44. Angela

    To the below comment..HAHAHAHA Ive never laughed so hard! Thank you, just picturing you beating her with a old shoe tickled me pink lol

    24. Greg G – October 17, 2008 12:16 PM

    I would love to beat Miley Cyrus with my shoe. stupid little girl.

  45. PSYCHIC

    Miley Cyrus = Next Jaime-Lynn Spears.

  46. sam

    i bet they well ahve a sex type and make it a movie

  47. sam

    i bet they well ahve a sex type and make it a movie

  48. sam

    i bet they well ahve a sex type and make it a movie

  49. sam

    miley cyrus is a fucking asshole i hope her sing and crap comes over now i like hannah bettr i know ther the same but hannah is better

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