Miley Cyrus’ boyfriend is getting some

October 17th, 2008 // 167 Comments

Miley Cyrus attended the Christian Audiger show during LA Fashion Week to see her model boyfriend Justin Gaston. Whenever he walked by, photographers caught Miley seductively sticking her tongue out at him. And you know what that means. I’m pretty sure that’s not the secret Jesus “Hello” wave. (No banana.) You know Billy Ray Cyrus saw these and is in a cabin somewhere setting his mullet to “KILL.” Or at least he’s trying to but “Gotdammit! Who used all the Aqua-Net?”

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  1. Sid

    No, Billy Ray is saying “Yew lickin that boy’s arse with Daddy’s lil cumtongue??? Aw hell no!”

  2. audrey

    i dislike her more and more each time i see her..

  3. FRITO BANDITO

    FRIST

  4. fat girl

    She’s ugly. She MUST put out easily and openly. Same deal for fat chicks. Rules are rules.

  5. FRITO BANDITO

    Well not first as I know see others have posted, but yes, she is getting more and more trampy by the minute.

  6. Rant

    Her boyfriend “Chester the Molester” likes his tongue baths.

  7. Why Miley??? Why???

    That MySpace leak not enough?

    Why don’t you join the guy and prance around in your underwear?

  8. Ted from Sodom

    I like how the long haired blonde sitting next to her has to shield her face from the putrid smell of Miley’s extended tongue every time.

  9. mafme

    Gross. This is something that only teenagers think is supposed to be sexy… pretty disgusting. Keep your tongue in your mouth, trash.

  10. bleh

    What the hell does Disney do to teen age girls?

    Do producers just gang rang them until they’re whores. Gods above its like they took their lessions from pimps.

    That wizard girl is next. Latina humping fo’shor!

  11. I dont comment on 15 years olds.

  12. Sledman

    Isn’t their relationship a tad bit illegal? Does anyone seriously believe that they are just friends? Funny as I remember a national case not to long ago where an 18 year old boy went to jail for 2 years because he got a blow job from a drunk 15 year old at a party.

  13. Ted from Sodom

    I like how the blonde next to her has to shield her face in every pic from the putrid reek of Miley’s soggy, necrotic tongue

  14. Deacon Jones

    #&#^ ya! Man, I would &#^$@ the (##&@# and just #*@#*#ing ##(# the @@( out of (#*#@ (&^@&*! MMMMM!

  15. Lisa

    She should really put on some jewelry.

  16. Yank and Wank - they rhyme for a reason

    Not a sexy look dear, used only in porn films and mags and not sexy in those either. She is young has a lot to learn.

  17. Billy Ray Cletus

    She’s an inbred cousin fucker; she should have at least two babies from two different fathers by now. What the hell is she waiting for? She’s turning into an old maid. I’m pretty sure it’s OK to bang a 15 year-old girl where she comes from… as long as she is your cousin or sister.

  18. Billy Ray Cletus

    She’s an inbred cousin fucker; she should have at least two babies from two different fathers by now. What the hell is she waiting for? That makes her an old maid in her neck of the woods. I’m pretty sure it’s OK to bang a 15 year-old girl where she comes from… as long as she is your cousin or sister.

  19. I, for one, will never criticize a girl who’s eager to give a rusty trombone.

  20. Erica

    People, people, please…context is always crucial for evaluating people’s behavior. Miley is humping a boy like a dog in heat. But – and this is critical – he’s genetically unrelated to her, even though she was born and raised in the South. We should be applauding this behavior, not criticizing it. Especially since, like all jailbait Southern girls, she’s never far from a blood relative with a leer and an erection (Dad).

  21. James

    “like all jailbait Southern girls, she’s never far from a blood relative with a leer, a mullet, and an erection”

    fixed

  22. Richard j

    So she is a little slut and her parents don’t give a crap she will be pregnant really soon that stupid dude will have a premature stupid mistake thats the next news on that skank

  23. haroof

    you know the big-wigs over at disney are pulling their hair out over what a little slut she’s becoming.

  24. Greg G

    I would love to beat Miley Cyrus with my shoe. stupid little girl.

  25. MMN

    Nope…still wouldn’t hit it

  26. Gobo

    Classy women just do not exist anymore.

  27. Parker

    Hey she’s easy to pick on but I would waste no time sticking my tongue right up her hot little ass and licking it clean. Then when I got tired of that I’d wedge my cock up her ass and fuck it till she craps. All of this, that is, if she was old enough. Being that she isn’t I’d probably just give her an apple and tell her to stay in school.

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  29. bart

    i can see that britney trainwreck coming a mile away.just give it time.

  30. Why is there not a legal issue here in the eyes of her parents. Why do they think that it is alright for their 15-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER to be dating, screwing, whatever she is doing with him. I mean seriously, do they think that she won’t get pregnany b/c OMG she is HANNA MONTANA. Lets go be friends w Jamie Lynn. What is w/these girls today. I thought a role model was supposed to be someone you looked up to, someone you aspire to be like. Who wants to aspire to be pregnant by 16 and be a has been by the time you are 18. Her music sucks. I for one DO NOT let my daugther watch her. Whenever her music comes on on the radio i change the channel. My daughter gets upset (she’s 4 by the way) and i tell her that i don’t want her listening to Miley b/c she is a poor role model. She is no one to look up to, to aspire to be like. Also, why in the world would someone who is a good looking guy and could get basically any girl he wanted (point), of age, want to date a 15-year old girl. That’s just insane to me. Did he not see the world of legal hollywood glam available. He must be stupid.

  31. Why is there not a legal issue here in the eyes of her parents. Why do they think that it is alright for their 15-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER to be dating, screwing, whatever she is doing with him. I mean seriously, do they think that she won’t get pregnany b/c OMG she is HANNA MONTANA. Lets go be friends w Jamie Lynn. What is w/these girls today. I thought a role model was supposed to be someone you looked up to, someone you aspire to be like. Who wants to aspire to be pregnant by 16 and be a has been by the time you are 18. Her music sucks. I for one DO NOT let my daugther watch her. Whenever her music comes on on the radio i change the channel. My daughter gets upset (she’s 4 by the way) and i tell her that i don’t want her listening to Miley b/c she is a poor role model. She is no one to look up to, to aspire to be like. Also, why in the world would someone who is a good looking guy and could get basically any girl he wanted (point), of age, want to date a 15-year old girl. That’s just insane to me. Did he not see the world of legal hollywood glam available. He must be stupid.

  32. Lisa

    Her grill is messed up. With all that money, she should get it fixed. LoL at the jewelry comment. She is TRASH. Her 15 minutes is soon up.
    Man, it’s hard to stay famous these days, huh?

  33. Dr. San Fernando

    Miley Cyrus is hot.

    16 year old girls who dress like porn stars like to fuck 20 year old guys are hot.

    The point is this: the guy she is dating could be fucking any girl he wants, yet he chooses to fuck Miley, because 1) it gets him a lot of publicity and 2) she’s probably a great, tight fuck.

    There’s not one man on this entire planet who wouldn’t fuck Miley Cyrus if they were allowed to.

    Some of you sound like Republican Christian Fuckholes.

    You come here and look at here pictures and then tsk tsk tsk.

    She’s not 9 years old.

    She’s 16.

    And every parent who has ever spent one dollar on her Music or Movies or Merch is responsible for her being as famous as she is, and thus, her behavior.

    This whole notion that 16 year old girls are innocent and should be protected is a farce.

    Girls and Boys start humping and licking and sucking each other when they’re twelve years old.

    When I was 17 I had a 15 year old girlfriend who used to let me fuck the shit out of her in the back of my car during lunch at school.

    She used to pin her legs behind her ears and tell me to fuck her face and she swallowed and wanted me to pull her hair and smack her ass while I was fucking her doggystyle.

    I’m sure Miley is the same way.

    That’s how kids are.

    This whole county is saturated with sexualized images of underage girls.

    It’s a fact of life.

    I see a picture of Miley wearing a short skirt and five inch fuck me heels and I’m not supposed to think anything sexual about her?

    Fuck you.

    Fuck all of you.

    Thinking and doing are not the same thing.

    We don’t live in a Philip K. Dick novel.

    Not yet.

  34. Ian

    Isn’t the woman on the left Miley’s mom, Tish? She must be so proud of her lil’ ‘un.

  35. Sledman

    I believe he is in his 20′s or just 20. He’s with her because until he walked down the street holding her hand you had no idea who he was. Now hes a national story and I’m sure releasing a calendar, or soon to be on a TV show. Also, we all know money and fame make people look good. So yeah, Miley is your average , goofy looking 15 year old but throw in fame and money and shes “hot”. I agree that there are few good role models out there and its sad. It’s no wonder the youth of America is in steady decline. Until we stop idolizing the Paris, Kims, Mileys, Jamie Lynns of the world what else can we expect? I don’t blame them for being that way, I blame us for buying into the bullshit and making them famous.

  36. bete noir

    This bitch is loud and lewd and disgusting. She makes the ugliest expressions. What she doesn’t know is she’s stretching her skin and by the time she’s 30 she will look whack.

    What can you expect from hillbilly po’ white trash.

    Disney needs to can her.

  37. JB Stoner

    @ 33
    You are a complete and total dip shit.
    To take yourself of your medication was a mistake.
    When your mom finds out you are sending that spew from her computer you will be grounded.Please leave your keys with dad (if one exists for you) and go back to humping your elmo doll.

  38. Deacon Jones

    @33 Nice!

    I just got a 3/4 hardon thinking of that

  39. HoodFellaz

    You guys acting like 15 years old girls are not fucking at 13 years old these days.

    The world is filled with little sluts like that, the chance of your daughter being a virgin at 15 is pretty much like a million to 1 shot.

    Obviously they love the cock.

  40. Chris

    @33

    “You come here and look at here pictures and then tsk tsk tsk.”

    That’s the whole point of the site now. A long time ago, people used to write funny, often off-the-wall comments. Now it’s mostly judgmental masturbators. The names should really be “Jimmy Swaggert” and “Jim Bakker” etc.

  41. me

    @33 can i use your material to masterbate to tonight? PLEASE????

  42. George Bush

    It’s well known that most girls like older men. I must say though that it’s creeping me out that the mainstream media is shrugging its shoulders at this blatant case of what’s technically pedophilia. If they were any other joe plumber people, they’d be burned, lynched, the works. It’s like “this 15 year old is dating a 20 year old hunk, what a lovely couple. On tonight’s catch a predator, stay tuned as we catch this sleazy dirtbag 19 year old trying to have sex with an innocent 16 year old girl fresh out of the womb!!” What a crazy world.

  43. Hunter

    She IS 15 right? Like, fifteen years of age, like high school material. 15? She’s fifteen years old?

    …wtf

  44. Yeah well, #33 im sure some donut eatting flat foot is scanning your pc as we typed,,,good luck!

  45. Hunter

    @40 – agreed, why-a yousa gots to be-a so-a serious???

  46. look it up

    I know you were just trying to fit in a blame-da-media statement, but “If they were any other joe plumber people, they’d be burned, lynched, the works” — um, no. Get off your lazy opinionated close-minded ass and check the stats: virtually all pedophilia prosecutions involve victims who are either pre-pubertal or just entering puberty, so 12-13 years old or younger. If you want to talk about a charge of statutory rape, that’s only prosecuted when the parents of the victim press it, usually because they don’t like or trust the guy, or because it was done in secret (for example, an internet thing). Obviously that’s not the case here. But glad to see you’re rooting for Big Brother to act with full force – clearly it’s not enough that our government is eavesdropping at will on our private conversations.

  47. Rex

    “joe plumber people”

    so…you mean, people too lazy and irresponsible to pay taxes or get a valid license for their trade?

  48. mamadough

    like billy ray is ever going to press charges on the boyfriend. he’d be in the same damn boat people!

  49. Big deal

    She’s a month away from turning 16 and the age of consent is 16 in a lot of states regardless of how old the guy is. The age of consent rules aren’t simply “they have to be 18.” Not sure how nobody knows this.

    When I was 20 I dated a girl who was 16 and she loved sex. She liked to be held down and fucked so hard we’d both get light-headed. Who cares if she was a few years younger than me? She had a hot, tight little body and we had a great time together. Nothing about it felt wrong and there were no laws against it. Like somebody above mentioned girls aren’t innocent just because they aren’t 18. Some of the best sex I’ve ever had was with girls under 18.

    Miley isn’t the hottest piece of ass in the world but most guys are kidding themselves if they honestly say they wouldn’t fuck her (assuming it was legal.) It’s pretty rare to find girls with tight bodies once they hit their late 20′s. Guys drool over young girls because they have the hot bodies we want. To me it doesn’t have much to do with their age. If she was 16, living in my state, and wanted me to I would shove my cock so far up her ass her knees would go weak, fuck her as long as I could and then blow my load down her throat. I wouldn’t feel guilty for a second. If it wasn’t me it would just be another guy.

  50. Lucy

    first off, her parents should never let her date a 20 year old boy but I guess she’s making them rich so they let her do whatever she wants…which includes making ugly stupid expressions. the thing she does with her tongue and the peace symbol are so yesterday. I’m just glad I don’t have a little daughter that would be influenced by her. And I agree with #2, every time I see her, I dislike her more and more.

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