These are shots of Miley Cyrus’ new devout Christian boyfriend Justin Gaston who, hey, what do you know? Happens to be an underwear model. I’m not really sure if Jesus is all about displaying the banana hammock, but I am sure I just locked down the Catholic priest demographic. Greetings, padres! Which one of you wants to bless my site traf- – Shit, they ran off. I blame Shauna Sand’s vagina.
NOTE: And, ladies, you’re welcome.
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ugh
uhg that is so gross
Im afraid i had to look…
Banana Hammock? as in the guy on sirius?
Wow….in the pic in the blue outfit, you can see the whole package…..
you stay classy Justin and Miley!
Billy Ray should have his achey breaky balls kicked in for allowing his daughter date a 20 year-old. What kind of sick fuck 20 year-old wants to date a 15 year-old kid in the first place?
Miley is 15 years old. This guy is 20. My mother would have never let me date a guy especially one that is 5 years older. Where are the parents?
OMFG you can actually see his helmet in some of them…
the homo needs a hair cut
Seriously, who wears this garb? I mean other than underwear models and gays. I’m all for equality, but my straightdar is either malfunctioning or is dead on: dude is batting for his own team.
You can see his soul in some of these.
MY EYES! DAMN YOU SUPERFICIAL.
If you look closely, I think you can see Miley’s horse chompers’ impression on his thighs!!!!! This dude is a raging faggot…. And Miley is a whore being pimped out by Disney and her parents. Sad sad gorilla bitch
Okay…..WTF?!?!?!?
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Thank you Superfish for finally considering the ladies! *hugs* I especially like the blue undies and shirt, you can see the shape of the head of his cock. Also, look at his balls, there is a seam running right through his bag, camel toe for men? Yummy!!!!
You can see his *soul* in some of these.
Get out! There is only room in here for Damon and Tom
omg…yes!!!! whoa…myley you better hold on to this 1. GOTDAYUM!
BREAK ME OFF A PIECE OF THAT!!
it’s kinda tiny
Stick to pics of hot chicks in bikinis. Please!
wtf dude has a little penis haha!
Does Miley know that her boyfriend is gay? As are we all now from looking at these pics?
He’s spliiting that like wet pine!
He is not cut! i can see it!!!
It’s about time you considered your female readers. Most times all you’ve got are half naked females. This is a refreshing change. Thank you!!!
# 24 YOU ARE RIGHT!
HE IS NOT CUT!!!
Why would you post this fish??? Right as it came up this lady I work with walked right by desk. It’s one thing for someone to catch you looking at pics of girls in bikinis. It’s something totally different to be caught looking at pics of prepubscent boys in underwear…
Everytime I model underwear and then fuck a 15 year-old, my probation officer comes-a callin’.
Yeah, this shit ain’t gonna cut it.
We need upskirt shots and nipple slips. The female kind.
First a Brad Pitt homo story and now this?
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#5 and #15 — LOL
You’re right. You can see the shape of things to “come.” (I know. Lame joke…but i just had to say it.) I don’t think the photographer realized THAT MUCH was showing in the photo. But you would have thought someone would have caught that.
I guess Billy Ray trusts Miley to not have sex with this guy even if he is 20 years old. And I’m sure the guy she’s dating isn’t going to do anything that will land him in prison.
A pretty boy like that would be REALLY well liked by prison inmates. :)P
Geekologie writer is a fag!!
holy SHIT the pic of him in what looks like a onesie… are men’s underwear NOT designed to… SUPPORT the package?
She is so fucking him.
LOL
The only possible explanation for all this dating of a church going 15 year old and getting his kit off for cameras (and looking damn fine whilst doing so, I gotta say): the dude’s gay.
Ha, You can see his whole package. how embarrassing for him! HA HA HA
Poor kid, I think maybe him and Miley aren’t banging, why else would you put your bell end on display if you weren’t gagging for it?
These are just a little too… anatomically correct for my taste. Remember this bit from Seinfeld?
Elaine: Well, the female body is a… work of art. The male body is utilitarian,
it’s for gettin’ around, like a jeep.
Jerry: So you don’t think it’s attractive?
Elaine: It’s hideous. The hair, the… the lumpiness. It’s simian.
No hair and he’s not simian, but, yeah… the lumpiness. The penis is a lovely thing in person and in action, but my reaction to this is sort of — please, get over yourself already.
me likey
There goes Justin again-
Always dressed in his Sunday’s best
Thanks for posting the hot male model. He has a great package too! And your comments are funny too!
I’m waiting for the Geekologie writer to give the ole ‘You’ve been Rick Rolled’ line. Seriously… please tell me.
No seriously.
So it is gay day at the superfish – and after all of those bikini posts. Who knew? We’re about a Matthew McConaughy post away from an avi rendition of “YMCA.”
What can I say. He is CIRCUMCISED.
uhhh uhhh hes so gross im way better than him im a s8er with blonde hair clear face and thin i got the abdominals way better he soooo gross
uhhh uhhh hes so gross im way better than him im a s8er with blonde hair clear face and thin i got the abdominals way better he soooo gross yuck
HOLY FUCK GET THIS OFF OF HERE
It is about time the Ladies got some eye candy. This site is always posting snatch in bikinis etc.. if You want to look at nip slips and vag go to a Porn Site.
As for you men who say he is gross..ha! Bunch of fatties sitting in cubicles wishing you had it so good or looked half as good as this. Pathetic the lot of you!
Superfish, I knew I love you for a reason. You just needed to remind me.
This dude does gay porn. If the ladies here are liking this then dropping by the local dvd shop and renting “Twinkie Boys Hate Fish” will make you orgasmic. Remember no dude on the down low is gay they are just paying the bills.
He’s HOT. Seriously. And kind of slutty. Miley chose well. Lucky girl. ;)