These are shots of Miley Cyrus’ new devout Christian boyfriend Justin Gaston who, hey, what do you know? Happens to be an underwear model. I’m not really sure if Jesus is all about displaying the banana hammock, but I am sure I just locked down the Catholic priest demographic. Greetings, padres! Which one of you wants to bless my site traf- – Shit, they ran off. I blame Shauna Sand’s vagina.
NOTE: And, ladies, you’re welcome.
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Sol | September 18, 2008 at 10:32 am
ugh
mike jones | September 18, 2008 at 10:32 am
uhg that is so gross
Mis Kitty | September 18, 2008 at 10:32 am
Im afraid i had to look…
Rene Glassor | September 18, 2008 at 10:32 am
Banana Hammock? as in the guy on sirius?
Slut | September 18, 2008 at 10:35 am
Wow….in the pic in the blue outfit, you can see the whole package…..
you stay classy Justin and Miley!
Ted from LA | September 18, 2008 at 10:36 am
Billy Ray should have his achey breaky balls kicked in for allowing his daughter date a 20 year-old. What kind of sick fuck 20 year-old wants to date a 15 year-old kid in the first place?
Runnergal | September 18, 2008 at 10:37 am
Miley is 15 years old. This guy is 20. My mother would have never let me date a guy especially one that is 5 years older. Where are the parents?
Miss Kitty | September 18, 2008 at 10:38 am
OMFG you can actually see his helmet in some of them…
passerby | September 18, 2008 at 10:38 am
the homo needs a hair cut
minniememe | September 18, 2008 at 10:39 am
Seriously, who wears this garb? I mean other than underwear models and gays. I’m all for equality, but my straightdar is either malfunctioning or is dead on: dude is batting for his own team.
My eyes, my eyes! | September 18, 2008 at 10:40 am
You can see his soul in some of these.
Miley's Buck Teeth | September 18, 2008 at 10:40 am
MY EYES! DAMN YOU SUPERFICIAL.
Lola | September 18, 2008 at 10:40 am
If you look closely, I think you can see Miley’s horse chompers’ impression on his thighs!!!!! This dude is a raging faggot…. And Miley is a whore being pimped out by Disney and her parents. Sad sad gorilla bitch
havoc | September 18, 2008 at 10:40 am
Okay…..WTF?!?!?!?
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it's me Fuckers! | September 18, 2008 at 10:41 am
Thank you Superfish for finally considering the ladies! *hugs* I especially like the blue undies and shirt, you can see the shape of the head of his cock. Also, look at his balls, there is a seam running right through his bag, camel toe for men? Yummy!!!!
My eyes, my eyes! | September 18, 2008 at 10:41 am
You can see his *soul* in some of these.
Tom Cruise's closet | September 18, 2008 at 10:43 am
Get out! There is only room in here for Damon and Tom
yes!! | September 18, 2008 at 10:43 am
omg…yes!!!! whoa…myley you better hold on to this 1. GOTDAYUM!
BREAK ME OFF A PIECE OF THAT!!
pocahontas | September 18, 2008 at 10:44 am
it’s kinda tiny
Not A. Mused | September 18, 2008 at 10:45 am
Stick to pics of hot chicks in bikinis. Please!
wanks | September 18, 2008 at 10:47 am
wtf dude has a little penis haha!
Casey | September 18, 2008 at 10:48 am
Does Miley know that her boyfriend is gay? As are we all now from looking at these pics?
Russ | September 18, 2008 at 10:49 am
He’s spliiting that like wet pine!
LoL | September 18, 2008 at 10:49 am
He is not cut! i can see it!!!
Diana | September 18, 2008 at 10:51 am
It’s about time you considered your female readers. Most times all you’ve got are half naked females. This is a refreshing change. Thank you!!!
lina | September 18, 2008 at 10:51 am
# 24 YOU ARE RIGHT!
HE IS NOT CUT!!!
Drunkman | September 18, 2008 at 10:52 am
Why would you post this fish??? Right as it came up this lady I work with walked right by desk. It’s one thing for someone to catch you looking at pics of girls in bikinis. It’s something totally different to be caught looking at pics of prepubscent boys in underwear…
Papahotnuts | September 18, 2008 at 10:54 am
Everytime I model underwear and then fuck a 15 year-old, my probation officer comes-a callin’.
havoc | September 18, 2008 at 10:55 am
Yeah, this shit ain’t gonna cut it.
We need upskirt shots and nipple slips. The female kind.
First a Brad Pitt homo story and now this?
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The Listener | September 18, 2008 at 10:56 am
#5 and #15 — LOL
You’re right. You can see the shape of things to “come.” (I know. Lame joke…but i just had to say it.) I don’t think the photographer realized THAT MUCH was showing in the photo. But you would have thought someone would have caught that.
I guess Billy Ray trusts Miley to not have sex with this guy even if he is 20 years old. And I’m sure the guy she’s dating isn’t going to do anything that will land him in prison.
A pretty boy like that would be REALLY well liked by prison inmates. :)P
Learn To Sell Porn and Make Money | September 18, 2008 at 10:56 am
Geekologie writer is a fag!!
britney's weave | September 18, 2008 at 10:56 am
holy SHIT the pic of him in what looks like a onesie… are men’s underwear NOT designed to… SUPPORT the package?
sla | September 18, 2008 at 10:57 am
She is so fucking him.
Christine | September 18, 2008 at 10:58 am
LOL
The only possible explanation for all this dating of a church going 15 year old and getting his kit off for cameras (and looking damn fine whilst doing so, I gotta say): the dude’s gay.
totally entertained. | September 18, 2008 at 10:58 am
Ha, You can see his whole package. how embarrassing for him! HA HA HA
Miss Kitty | September 18, 2008 at 11:03 am
Poor kid, I think maybe him and Miley aren’t banging, why else would you put your bell end on display if you weren’t gagging for it?
sla | September 18, 2008 at 11:09 am
These are just a little too… anatomically correct for my taste. Remember this bit from Seinfeld?
Elaine: Well, the female body is a… work of art. The male body is utilitarian,
it’s for gettin’ around, like a jeep.
Jerry: So you don’t think it’s attractive?
Elaine: It’s hideous. The hair, the… the lumpiness. It’s simian.
No hair and he’s not simian, but, yeah… the lumpiness. The penis is a lovely thing in person and in action, but my reaction to this is sort of — please, get over yourself already.
mojo | September 18, 2008 at 11:10 am
me likey
Beeotch | September 18, 2008 at 11:12 am
There goes Justin again-
Always dressed in his Sunday’s best
OC Dee | September 18, 2008 at 11:13 am
Thanks for posting the hot male model. He has a great package too! And your comments are funny too!
SevanSins | September 18, 2008 at 11:14 am
I’m waiting for the Geekologie writer to give the ole ‘You’ve been Rick Rolled’ line. Seriously… please tell me.
No seriously.
dude_on | September 18, 2008 at 11:14 am
So it is gay day at the superfish – and after all of those bikini posts. Who knew? We’re about a Matthew McConaughy post away from an avi rendition of “YMCA.”
FluxWave | September 18, 2008 at 11:19 am
What can I say. He is CIRCUMCISED.
matthew | September 18, 2008 at 11:22 am
uhhh uhhh hes so gross im way better than him im a s8er with blonde hair clear face and thin i got the abdominals way better he soooo gross
matthew | September 18, 2008 at 11:22 am
uhhh uhhh hes so gross im way better than him im a s8er with blonde hair clear face and thin i got the abdominals way better he soooo gross yuck
jesse blake | September 18, 2008 at 11:23 am
HOLY FUCK GET THIS OFF OF HERE
Taylor | September 18, 2008 at 11:24 am
It is about time the Ladies got some eye candy. This site is always posting snatch in bikinis etc.. if You want to look at nip slips and vag go to a Porn Site.
As for you men who say he is gross..ha! Bunch of fatties sitting in cubicles wishing you had it so good or looked half as good as this. Pathetic the lot of you!
erin... | September 18, 2008 at 11:30 am
Superfish, I knew I love you for a reason. You just needed to remind me.
GayPornPaysTheBills | September 18, 2008 at 11:31 am
This dude does gay porn. If the ladies here are liking this then dropping by the local dvd shop and renting “Twinkie Boys Hate Fish” will make you orgasmic. Remember no dude on the down low is gay they are just paying the bills.
Random Guy | September 18, 2008 at 11:32 am
He’s HOT. Seriously. And kind of slutty. Miley chose well. Lucky girl. ;)