Miley Cyrus asked to be spokesperson for condom company

July 29th, 2008 // 59 Comments

Miley Cyrus would be the perfect spokesperson for safe sex if LifeStyles condoms had their way. As a fan of neither product, I really don’t have an opinion on the matter. Except I do and it’s after the quote. What is this? Your first day? NY Daily News reports:

“Pop culture proves that teens are more ready than ever to disuss the subject of sex,” said Carol Carrozza, VP of marketing for LifeStyles. “With recent reports showing that one out of four teenage girls has an STD and the high level of teenage pregnancy, we believe that Miley is both influential and relatable to this afflicted set – and is the obvious choice to get the message of safe sex out to teens across America.”
A rep for Cyrus says the teen has not been approached with the company’s offer yet, but that it is something her and her camp would never consider.

Perhaps LifeStyles should’ve done a better job during their marketing research. Miley Cyrus is part of the crowd that believes teaching kids about birth control makes the Baby Jesus cry. Of course, Lynne Spears’ upcoming book will capture the beauty of this thought process more eloquently in “Chapter V: You’re What Now?”

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  1. Average at best

    yeah Eisner I mean Disney (he must be rolling in his grave to see the blasphemy committed by that capitalist pig) picked a cute little girl that will not turn out to be pretty this time. She better milk it while she can. Of course, her solid retard fan base will keep her around long enough to keep a nice river of cash flowing her way for years.
    We live in a worthless, souless civilization.
    Useless, I hope the Greys nuke us. (or is it Grays?)

  2. Smiley ;F

    She is definitely the perfect little spokespig…she’s hideous!! One look at that whatever the hell she’s got going on between her top lip and her teeth and I’m retching my guts out. What a nasty little face. When they say you’ll grow into your face, they mean you have a really ugly face that is inexplicable so we are just saying this because we are speechless at how ugly you are, I mean, you have a face only a mother could love. You know, a Tori Spelling, Bag over you head type. Yes, look at the Smiley face and remember, don’t be like Billy Ray, always, always wear a condom.

  3. Jeniffer

    She looks cute….Someone saw her profile with sexy photos on ***R I C H L O V I N G.C O M***, a hot hook-up club for millionaires and celebrities. It seems the profile looks sincere and attractive. Is it real!? Lots of beautiful girls and lady are said to be there.

  4. Kims BIG BUTT

    There are so many sickos on here, the girl is 15 years old you bunch are perverts.

  5. Jamie Lynn Spears should do this. “Hi, I’m Jamie Lynn Spears. Don’t F it all to blazing Hell like my dumb-ass sister and I did.”

    #44 – It is a truth story! A distant relative of Corey Haim once said she was not all bad, and the most beautiful, although her mom be fugnacious. I heard she was looking for a loser to love always at patheticmatch . c o m. Someone in Tajikistan said she was cute. I should look into it immediately!

  6. Die Spammer

    Jeniffer, personally I perfer ****PHISHING-SITE.COM****.

  7. Gary B

    Miley and Vanessa made a big mistake, you should never give out sexy/nude photos out for free. You need to put that shit on a website and get people to pay $29.99 a month reoccuring fee membership for that shit!

    GOLD MINE HERE!

  8. miley is a retarded pig face butt head

    miley cyrus has the face of a mentally challenged pig. she needs to fucking pump some botox in that face and melt it all off. at least she’lllook decent that way.

  9. I take this very seriously and i think u guys should just back off and leave her alone!

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