Miley Cyrus asked to be spokesperson for condom company

The Superficial / July 29, 2008

Miley Cyrus would be the perfect spokesperson for safe sex if LifeStyles condoms had their way. As a fan of neither product, I really don’t have an opinion on the matter. Except I do and it’s after the quote. What is this? Your first day? NY Daily News reports:

“Pop culture proves that teens are more ready than ever to disuss the subject of sex,” said Carol Carrozza, VP of marketing for LifeStyles. “With recent reports showing that one out of four teenage girls has an STD and the high level of teenage pregnancy, we believe that Miley is both influential and relatable to this afflicted set – and is the obvious choice to get the message of safe sex out to teens across America.”
A rep for Cyrus says the teen has not been approached with the company’s offer yet, but that it is something her and her camp would never consider.

Perhaps LifeStyles should’ve done a better job during their marketing research. Miley Cyrus is part of the crowd that believes teaching kids about birth control makes the Baby Jesus cry. Of course, Lynne Spears’ upcoming book will capture the beauty of this thought process more eloquently in “Chapter V: You’re What Now?”