Miley Cyrus apparently does office parties now

November 24th, 2008 // 58 Comments

Great news, folks. Ever wanted to rent Miley Cyrus for your office Christmas party but thought she’d be too classy to show up? Well, Feliz Navidad, motherfuckers! Dreams do come true. The Houston Chronicle reports:

Tweendom’s reigning queen is the star performer at the Lanier Law Firm’s “Christmas Cheers and Charity” party. The annual event will be held next month at the ranch home of Houston lawyer Mark Lanier and his wife, Becky.
The family-friendly extravaganza boasts “Texas Bar-B-Q, fajitas and amusements” on the colorful invitation, which includes a pop-up Cyrus sharing the stage with a guitar-wielding Santa and singing elves.

Oh, wow, fajitas. Because those totally make it less creepy that a bunch of Texas lawyers rented out Miley Cyrus for their own personal concert. No, really, I’m serious. All you mothers out there, tell your daughters to never stop following their hearts because, one day, with enough hard work and mascara they too can wear a mini skirt and dance for Bob in Accounting. Don’t stop believing!

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  1. stung

    After dating that faggot underwear sniffer and being diddled by her nasty redneck daddy, Miley is craving some big stiff cock!

  2. Drago The Perv

    #51, I’ll skull fuck your dead mother.

  3. Rhys

    not sure how you managed to draw a line between over-educated, overpaid, but ultimately qualified lawyers and “Bob in Accounting”. bob who? and who would have invited him?

    perhaps keep away from the real corporate world, the superficial – like a black thong under a white dress, your utter unfamiliarity is showing…

  4. Brittney

    I’m going to the Lanier party tomorrow & it’s a family event. These are Christian people who are successful & putting the show on for the kids. Don’t be jealous that you weren’t invited & can’t afford to have this kind of party…I’ll tell Miley hello for you.

  5. Brittney

    I’m going to the Lanier party tomorrow & it’s a family event. These are Christian people who are successful & putting the show on for the kids. Don’t be jealous that you weren’t invited & can’t afford to have this kind of party…I’ll tell Miley hello for you.

  6. Brittney

    I’m going to the Lanier party tomorrow & it’s a family event. These are Christian people who are successful & putting the show on for the kids. Don’t be jealous that you weren’t invited & can’t afford to have this kind of party…I’ll tell Miley hello for you.

  7. celeste

    es mejor recibir que dar !!
    ustedes pensaran que soy egoísta pero no .yo me siento bien cuando me regalan algo no cuando lo doy jejejeje

  8. So, making sure he gets a good first row low-angle seat and hoping Monkey wears a miniskirt and praying she goes commando is about all he’s got to live for can’t afford to have this kind of party…I’ll tell Miley hello for you.

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