Miley Cyrus has ended her nine month relationship with 20-year-old model Justin Gaston, according to E! News:
Speculation of trouble peaked yesterday when the two simultaneously twittered about tears and goodbyes.
A source close to the couple says both of them are really heartbroken over the split.
However, word is distance may not have been the only thing to come between the two. A certain famous ex-BF may have exacerbated the rift…
Gaston, a Louisiana native, has told pals that the star’s resurrected friendship with Nick Jonas this spring was his Achilles’ heel.
“She obviously has been hanging out with Nick again a lot, and Justin was cool with it at first, as long as it was just a cool, friendly thing,” says an insider. “She didn’t cheat, but I guess Nick was trying to get her back the whole time.”
I’m going to go out on a limb here and say Miley Cyrus hates her vagina. No, really, what other explanation is there for dating an obviously gay male and then leaving him for a Jonas Brother? Even Jesus is reading this and saying “I will never understand the south…”
Que | June 9, 2009 at 3:31 pm
Que no more pedophile?
bingo! | June 9, 2009 at 3:39 pm
Now that whole Leonardo DeCapro thing makes sense. Now Leo and this douchebag can hook up.
If Miley and Bar hook up, the universe might implode.
Randal | June 9, 2009 at 3:39 pm
Hey there Miley, hope you’re doing well during your break-up. Spend time with family and friends to ease the pain of parting from someone you care about. Laugh and be happy and love will find you again in not time, beautiful.
Randal
Headless Turtle | June 9, 2009 at 3:41 pm
Not understanding the South is still much better than actually living in the North!
MC | June 9, 2009 at 4:03 pm
Thanks sooo much for your kind advice, Randal. Now shut up!
Jayger | June 9, 2009 at 4:07 pm
her face reminds me of a moon pie
Max Planck | June 9, 2009 at 4:14 pm
Now he has to find a job.
SneakTip | June 9, 2009 at 4:14 pm
Yeah #4…NOBODY wants to live up north…what with all their fancy grammar and pithy dialogue! That’s why so many movies are set in the South; for that “je ne sais quoi” you all possess. On so many occasions I’ve heard New Yorkers wish that they could cast aside the whims of city life and move to Redneck, TX and milk a goat. Epiphany, I tell you! Someone go get me a straw hat and a learning disability!
alex | June 9, 2009 at 4:16 pm
Who do you think Billy Ray will be more accepting of: the pedophile, the closeted musician, or her cousin Eugene. keep in mind Billy Ray probably fits into all these categories.
Zanna | June 9, 2009 at 4:16 pm
Miley won’t be happy until she can find the man that reminds her of the brother she never had.
alex | June 9, 2009 at 4:19 pm
#8 don’t knock the south. you have no clue what it’s really like. Why, Mobile Alabama could easily be confused for Manhattan…except with more cousin fucking, and more hangin’ the darkies.
Valerie | June 9, 2009 at 4:23 pm
I think I like Randal and assman the best on here, maybe Rich Portman’s Ghost or whatever the fuck he calls it. R for his hilarity and kind-hearted comments, assman because he knows the beauty in simplicity, and RPG because beneath that crude exterior lies a humble and vulnerable, sweet lad.
Ah this post reminds me of Gaston’s wang in all those underwear pictures that Fish posted a few months back–MEMORIES! :D Cute how everyone calls him gay–I WISH, then he could do some gay porn and make the world a better place.
huh? | June 9, 2009 at 4:24 pm
nothing hurts more than a fake break-up from a fake relationship…
my heart goes to them.):
fe | June 9, 2009 at 4:26 pm
miley cyrus is just a child, nobody cares about her
the superficial is getting worst with this kind of stuff
Molly | June 9, 2009 at 4:27 pm
She is so ugly with huge gums. He must have really been in love…with her daddy’s money.
darkie | June 9, 2009 at 5:31 pm
Alot of ignorant penis sucking metrosexuals are happy now that the gay model is single
Fas(c)hionista | June 9, 2009 at 5:48 pm
Her bloated bulimic face grosses me out.
ChunkyMonkey | June 9, 2009 at 6:07 pm
How fucking round can this moo-cow’s face get?
What the fuck is her diet – whole milk & Twinkies?
For fuck’s sake, woman, just because you’re rich & spoiled, don’t turn into a moon-face, too.
Question about Randal | June 9, 2009 at 6:25 pm
Randal, why do you type your shit as though rich celbritards are actually going to read it? WHY?
that’s it
Disgruntlord | June 9, 2009 at 6:59 pm
Moon Pie, Cream Pie…Whats the difference?
ROUGH daddy for adult only | June 9, 2009 at 7:04 pm
Has she been deflowered yet? get on that please fish,,,im waiting…
Superbiggerevil | June 9, 2009 at 7:08 pm
The guy probably couldn’t sell the whole “I’m straight” thing, and is now engaged in activities more normally suited to him like….I don’t know….gobbling cock and inhaling ball juice? Like dating a 15 year old was going to convince us otherwise you sly guy!
hero hhh | June 9, 2009 at 7:16 pm
Yhnnnnnnnnn. Her bloated bulimic face grosses me out.
May every Jack ha his Jill. Still Don’t have a date?
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Slow MonkeyNow Shell-Shocked | June 9, 2009 at 8:15 pm
@3 Randal, that you’re actually able to make that stuff up off the top of your head is very disturbing and a little frightening. And also the missing L.
Tom K | June 9, 2009 at 8:19 pm
LOL @ #11.
That was pretty funny.
What is funny about all this is that Disney Channel is perhaps the biggest pimp in all the world. LMAO!!!!
She is just another female singer who obtained fame through the Disney Channel, and thus, starting her career of being totally manipulated by them. She, like all the rest, will let this fame go to her head, until the Disney Channel gets another girl victim and boots her out at the age of 25 or until she looks too old to play a 15-16 year old on television. Then she will have no career and by then she will have spent all her Hannah Montana money.
RaraAvis | June 9, 2009 at 11:15 pm
Ohmygodomygod, who will she go to the prom with now? Oh, my god!
Meh.
Golly Gee | June 9, 2009 at 11:32 pm
All ye dern yankees are right on the muney, ain’t ye? And yer all so gosh darn friendly and learned, too! Such smooth language and all. It’s jest such a mystry that none of them hot southern girls won’t give you sons-a-bitches the time of day. Lordy be!
x | June 10, 2009 at 12:54 am
why does miley cyrus look so deformed sometimes goodness she looks damn horrible in those pichas. hahaha. gosh.
Brooke | June 10, 2009 at 12:58 am
I’m glad they called it quits. You know what would be great? If both gay guys mentioned in the article got together, and Miley decided to quit acting and singing to go live on the moon. That would probably bring world peace.
gerard vandenberg | June 10, 2009 at 6:36 am
American girls simply wanna be blind, folks?
mikeock | June 10, 2009 at 6:45 am
That girl is so freaking annoying, she probably talks during a blow job.
Bec | June 10, 2009 at 7:43 am
chubbs
friendlyfires | June 10, 2009 at 10:36 am
i’m going out on a limb here and say the gay boyfriend was fired because miley wanted lesbian sex real bad and gay boyfriend felt sorry and didn’t do his job, and miley got tongue raped by bull dyke truck driver of one the concert rigs.
So, two gay people got paid off with hush money and not to come within three states of Miley until she’s thirty six and or has saggin’ boobs.
Disney is doin’ their damndest to protect their damn goldmine ‘cos Pixar can’t carry the load forever
elmo | June 10, 2009 at 3:17 pm
Wow REALLY NICE
Miley, you rock. I’m sorry it didn’t work out bud.
elmo | June 10, 2009 at 3:18 pm
Wow REALLY NICE
Miley, you rock. I’m sorry it didn’t work out bud.
noneofyourdamnbeezwhacks | June 17, 2009 at 5:42 pm
I’m a lesbian and I would still fuck that dude..
He’s drop dead gorgeous.