Miley Cyrus and her new 20-year-old boyfriend Justin Gaston were, brace yourselves, touching during church. Holy freaking shit! That sound you just heard was the entire Bible Belt putting down their Sarah Palin signs to start a Hannah Montana bonfire. Pfoosh! OK! Magazine has the details:
“Miley and Justin were really playful with each other,” an eyewitness at the evangelical church tells OK!. “And for being with her parents, they were extremely touchy-feely. Miley had her hands on Justin’s stomach. They definitely seemed like a couple. Her parents, Billy Ray and Tish, really gave them space.”
Of course, the real issue here is why was this churchgoer looking at Miley Cyrus instead of focusing on the sermon? Huh? Ignore the word of God much? I hope you enjoy burning the in the fiery pits of Hell for all eternity while getting eaten by worms, sinner-face! Oh yeah, and also, Jesus loves you*. :)
*Love of Christ not transferable to the gays, women who read, small children in oil producing countries and, by overwhelming request, Spencer Pratt. The Church: Hey, we’re not all bad.
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miley sure isn’t looking like a virgin anymore
she’ll be knocked up next and everyone will be shocked
Nice hair extensions.
I wonder if she’s claimed to be a virgin like Britney did, once upon a time.
Isn’t she 15? WTF is a 20 year old doing with a kid. I would kick his ass if it were my daughter..
Anyone else go to Chruch with that “just been fucked” bed hair look? I hear its the in thing these days.
Anyone else go to Church with that “just been fucked” bed hair look? I hear its the in thing these days.
Anyone else go to Church with that “just been fucked” bed hair look? I hear its the in thing these days.
God hates fags. Therefore God hates The Superficial.
Justin has nice guns! But he is too old for a 15 year old, but this is Hollywood for you.
Justin has nice guns! But he is too old for a 15 year old, but this is Hollywood for you.
I avoid church religously…..
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ditto dear havoc..
Anyone holding a Bible looks dumb, but it’s kind of redundant to say that about someone who would date Miley…. Too bad he’s not the first person to mount this pony, I bet he thought the age was a safe bet.
Miley goes ass to mouth.
Damn Fish that was hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!
Miley is a slut and The Wonderful World of Eisner (formerly Disney) is morally decadent and should be off the air along with the other communist filth Nikelodean. Those people should not be allowed near our children. They do not share our concept of culture nor should we theirs.
Please go back to where you came from vermin.
Miley looks like a homeless troll that’s been living under a bridge…and having premarital sex.
Well, hopefully McCain will win and then die and then Palin will take over as President and get Roe v Wade overturned just in time to make Miley head into a back alley (should be easy to find in her neck of the woods) and use a good old-fashioned coat hanger to rid herself of her miraculous virgin pregnancy.
I’m sorry, I’m confused…is church a new hip club or something!?
What’s the bible?
I guess Miley is riding the rainbow…as in multicolor gayness with a pot-o-gold at the bottom…except it’s not a pot-o-gold, it’s just a feminine looking boy named Justin.
If I were in church with Miley, I would be taking a taint measurement or something more fun….
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Why is homeboy wearing a cross?…what a fucking faker.
You know you’re a redneck when:
You attend church in a wife beater, hook up with your very underage girlfriend and do this while at church with her dad next to her.
Amen
She disappeared briefly while doing a reading from the Book of (blow)Job.
Man if we don’t get something more interesting on this site I am going to leave again.
DO YOU HEAR ME?
GET OVER IT! She is 17, doing 17 year old shit. So tired of the media that keeps masturbating this over and over again. blaaahhhhhhh, go make an effigy!
Congratulations Miley, I’m very happy for you that you’ve found someone that can make you smile and laugh. Life is a journey, enjoy yours!
Randal
#22 Slut > post of the day.
amen
#25 – she’s still 15. I think what you mean is that she’s doing 15 year old Bible belt fundamentalist Christian shit….meaning, she’s skipped the normal steps and gone straight to all the really perverted stuff.
God smite these nasty bucktooth Hillbilly trailer trash…. Touchy feely in church???? What type of shit is that? Only stupid rednecks like them would do some blaspemous shit like that. And wearing a wife-beater to church? This faggot ass bitch should be wearing a dickbeater. Dumb bitches
And that gorilla-mouth 30 yr old Miley’s hair looks like she just gave someone some good brain. The bitch looks like she stinks
Are you happy that she is being molested by a grown man as well, faggot?
Nice church outfits those two have on. Her hair looks like they just had a pre-church roll in the sack and he’s wearing a wife beater. NICE. When I went to church with my parents when I was that age, I always had to wear a dress and my brothers wore slacks and button-down shirts.
I’m an atheist now, but still, if you’re going to play all holier-than-though (pun intended) at least clean up a little. Jesus (ha, another pun)
@ Randal # 26
RANDAL, FUCK YOU FAGGOT
You left out the part about Justin jacking off onto Genesis and Miley wiping it up with Revelation. But Billy Rae approves.
Funniest, and most true, footnote EVER!!!!!
Brilliance.
Glad to see she’s filling all the expectations of her. And by expectations I mean fucking slut.
I hope you’re proud Billy Ray.
between her big ass teeth and his huge adam’s apple, i don’t know which one to make fun of more
I dunno, horses love apples..
my my, there are a lot of christians on here today. i don’t remember Jesus having a dress code.
“Yay, those of you in rags and shambles, fuck right off,” thus saith the Lord.
yeah, she’s a as tight as a priest-molested choir boy’s butthole.
This bitch looks like a beaver.
Gawd dayum he iz so good looking. UGHH DAH NIPS ARE HARD!
I’ve seen people on welfare dress nicer for church than these two.
#37 best comment all fucking day!
The bigger question is why does this guy have a ring tattoo on his left ring finger?
This whole thing with Miley and her model is staged by Disney to erode morality, as usual. Just like they use Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens to make interracial sex trendy. Now they’re working towards acceptable pedophilia. Miley makes it seem normal and okay because she acts like she’s a mature woman. But just think about it. 15 is a sophomore or junior in high school; 20 is a junior in college. When I was 20, even incoming freshman girls were out of the question because they were so naive.
Is that a wedding ring tattoo boy toy has?
What a fag.
He’s probably married to Jesus or something. Ya know, like a permanent promise ring. lol
Good call. He is probably a carpenter, like Jesus.
Why is that motherfucker not in jail? You know he’s plowing the row. Well, I guess we are talking about rednecks here…..
Meh, religion is just another avenue of control for the social elite of society. Anybody who doesn’t spend life being lead like a sheep can spot what horse shit it really is. My advice for people is to find your own path to god, don’t let someone tell you how to get there.
As for Miley and the diddler. Bit on the gross side. You couldn’t at least wait till she was 16?
#22- hahahahaha!! that was awesome! on point and awesome.