Miley Cyrus allowed to be seen at Disneyland

August 21st, 2008 // 66 Comments

After the infamous Slightly Exposed Back-gate, formerly-exiled Miley Cyrus has been welcomed back into the Disney fold. They missed their little cash cow who lays golden Faberge eggs in a diamond bucket. So much so that they’re allowing Miley to hold her 16th birthday party in public at Disneyland, according to Entertainment Tonight:

The “Hannah Montana” star is also sharing the spotlight during the private party with some deserving young people from Youth Service America who’ve been making a difference in their communities.
And ET has learned that Miley’s fans are going to be able to join in the fun too! A limited number of $250 tickets to the exclusive event, “Miley’s Sweet 16 — Share the Celebration,” go on sale on August 30 at 9am PDT.

So, essentially, Miley Cyrus has to work on her Sweet 16. Adorable. Goddammit, Disney, this is exactly the kind of thing that ends in me seeing crazy Southern vagina. I still sleep with the lights on from the last ti- AH! What was that? Phew, it’s just a McMuffin. I’m safe. I’m in a happy place. Breathe deep; happy place…

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  1. Mondo

    R all bloggers complete faggots? Geeeezzus freaking christ.

  2. Rant

    Re # 47…..Never thought I would ever see “Save By the Bell” and “great show” in the same sentence.

  3. VtFarmboy

    Wasnt her last album about her being all grown up?? Sweet 16 party?? well i guess now all the producers, Muscians, Managers, Road crew and lucky men around the world dont have to worry about being put in jail for taggin it now. all they have to worry about now is the rash they will get. I guess if you dont mind somthing thats been around a few times by the time she turned 16.

  4. appy1057@msn.com

    @#38- people hate her because she’s a machine, and it’s obvious. We crave REAL talent that folks are just born with, not a studio creation because somebody’s daddy is famous or knows somebody. Hannah Montana is a cute Disney show and has created an innocent following of very young and impressionalbe little girls. They watch shows like these, and start emulating the stars, thinking this is what it’s all about. Then Miley “crosses over” basically over night, and starts acting like a siren (or slut as most have put it) instead of what she made her name as; a role model, and now us parents got to worry about these same little girls that were dressing and loving “Hannah Montana” now wanting to be like Miley Cyrus (sexy). Although adults can differentiate between what’s innocent and what’s sexual, these little gals can’t, nor do they understand the implications of having your photo taken in your underwear or nothing at all. They still see “Hannah Montana”. It’s not even little girls, look at all the teens dressing and acting like gangsta’s, not realizing a lot of those people they are idiolizing are actually educated and know how to take their fan’s money by portraying a certain image. It only gets harder as a parent as the kids get older, because they can not connect these facts in their brain. They only see the images and hear the music. They’re not thinking past that and what it’s really all about. So, this is why we hate Miley, because she is targeting the most purest of them all. The reason we let our kids watch her in the first place is because we finally had a positive role model and she let us down. I’m sure a lot of the other people making comments that don’t have kids are pissed that she’s getting the life of a celeb, and she’s pretty average in her singing. The songs are pretty good, but the voice isn’t all there. The ones dogging on her looks, well let’s face it: This website is called “the Superficial” and looks is the most superficial way to judge a person. So I guess this would be the most appropriate place to make that type of comment.

  5. ummm...yeah

    nuff said

  6. miley is ugly

    This girl is very, very ugly.

  7. cankley gangly dork face

    #6
    “I cannot see how this cankley gangly dork face is ever going to be hot. You can’t force it Hollywood, I think in 5 to 10 years she’ll only be seen on crappy where are they now specials because lets face it she’s not remotely special in any way… well except the retarded way, she does seem to have some slight retardation going and those big ol’ goofy smiles are not helping her in that respect.”

    HAHHAHAHHHAAAAHHAHHAAAAA! “cankley gangly dork face” could not have described her better myself…. No amount of hair extensions can hide those awkwardly retarted facial features. You also forgot a mention about her signature played out retarted peace sighn.

  8. Billy Ray Cyrus

    I sleep with her. And you don’t. So there!

  9. gobats

    #54 I like Nirvana when I was a kid but I didnt kill myself when kurt did. Extreme comparison but again you are acting like the typical terrible parent who is too lazy to teach there children between whats right and whats wrong.

    If little girls were taught that being a slut is bad they would not like teen pop to begin with.

    Dont put the blame on Myle put the blame on your own lazy ass self.

    LOL

  10. marielys

    i cant believe how stupid i was i used to look up to u my room is covered in posters of miley and know ive seen her nasty pics

  11. marielys

    i cant believe how stupid i was i used to look up to u my room is covered in posters of miley and know ive seen her nasty pics

  12. marielys

    i cant believe how stupid i was i used to look up to u my room is covered in posters of miley and know ive seen her nasty pics

  13. marielys

    i cant believe how stupid i was i used to look up to u my room is covered in posters of miley and know ive seen her nasty pics

  14. marielys

    i cant believe how stupid i was i used to look up to u my room is covered in posters of miley and know ive seen her nasty pics

  15. Chimere

    I can’t stand this girl all she is doing is getting filthy rich off of these young girls. I give it a couple more years and she will go out so as fast as she came in. I can’t stand her…..

  16. i swear i can’t stand her shes a hore and a slut.she should be ashamed of her self.im her #1 fan of hating her…she cant act or sing…mother fucking bitch.i hate her wit a passion.

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