Miley Walkin’ That Dang Ol’ Dog and Other News

March 5th, 2012 // 29 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

- There’s a bunch of huge breasts in here. [theCHIVE]

- Kate Upton has designed her own swimsuit line. (And she’s modeling them.) [BuzzFeed]

- Jason Segel has banged his last Muppet. [Huffington Post]

- Gabriel Aubry is seeking monetary support from Halle Berry now. This will go great. [Dlisted]

- Mariah Carey stuffed herself into another tight dress. [Lainey Gossip]

- So did Brittney Palmer, who did it way better. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Amy Childs is in a bikini. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Avril Lavigne doesn’t seem so annoying anymore. [Popoholic]

- Jessica Biel’s 30 Sexiest Looks [TooFab]

- Who knew Shakespeare had a disgusting foot fetish? [FilmDrunk]

- Eva Mendes‘ magazine work seems to have a theme. (Hint: It’s tits.) [Popsugar]

- LeAnn Rimes and Brandi Glanville played nice this time. [Just Jared]

- Demi Lovato‘s got the moves like..wait, how does that go again? [Bossip]

- The 20 Hottest Photos of Kim Kardashian that were all taken after she got famous for leaking a sex tape. [Heavy]

- Katie Cleary is still in a bikini. [IDLYITW]

- So are these 100 somehow sports-related chicks. [Bleacher Report]

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  1. Frank Burns

    Miley has “mom shorts” for every occasion.

  2. Ed G.

    Nice bitch. And the husky is cute too.

  3. Guys

    Right now there’s a boner happening because of these photos, and it might be more than one.

  4. I’m pretty sure if I saw her run by me, my first thought would be, “those tits sure do bounce pretty. Kind of like Newtons cradle, only with more nipple.”

  5. i knew someone would say something about her being attractive. she is fugly personified. she has some of the worst goddamn cankles i have EVER seen.
    fuckin gross!

    • BigDaddy

      Do you even know what a cankle is? Stupid ass! Myself, I think she’s pretty hot.

      • yeah i do. i bet you do think she’s hot. just look at picture 7. those calves are totally fucked up. she looks like a young truckstop hooker. if you think that makes her hot- that’s your problem.
        some people will gladly screw ANY pussy.
        blech- fuckin gross!!!

  6. El Jefe

    I like Miley, she is cool with me.

  7. stacy

    We need to see the video of this. Need to see just how pert and firm those tite really are.

  8. dooood

    a lot of people sayin these chicks are meh. and yea, i get it.
    you’re right. but still if this chick walked up to me and sat on my penis, i wouldn’t push her off. pretty sure most of you cretins wouldn’t either

  9. tonyfoxtrot

    Yes, i would jump on Miley, obviously.

    But, what the FUCK are with the high-waisted stuff she wears – they look terrible! It is not 1986.

  10. Burger King Bathroom

    kind of a weird body. she would be the 54th hottest chick at most high schools. i know my way around a high school

  11. Miley Cyrus Cut Off Shorts Legs Jogging
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    Look at the red neck grill geesh. You gotta hand it to her she has convinced a lot of people she’s hot somehow…sadly more people seemed to think so before she turned 18.

  12. Schmidtler

    She’s got those high waisted mom pants on all the time – so maybe her problem isn’t that she wears mom pants, maybe she’s hiding a bad case of MOM CROTCH!?!?!

  13. Miley Cyrus Cut Off Shorts Legs Jogging
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    that’s totally what i wear when i work out in front of camera holding fuckers.

  14. Miley Cyrus Cut Off Shorts Legs Jogging
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    Ringo Starr sure does wear revealing outfits.

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    Mama Pinkus
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    all the money and running will do nothing for her cankles

  16. Buddy the Elf

    Smells like a staged photo-op to me, unless jogging in Toms and fucking up your feet and (c)ankles is suddenly “IN.”

  17. CrushRush

    The shot from behind is nasty, man does she ever have man-shoulders. And yes, she does have cankles. A few more years and she’ll just be a round blob of nothingness.

  18. Miley Cyrus Cut Off Shorts Legs Jogging
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    I can’t explain it: must be a primal urge.

  19. forrest

    so this picture was taken at a private property………..
    ……………….CHICKEN SH*TS!!

  20. Miley Cyrus Cut Off Shorts Legs Jogging
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    you all need to leave me and my dog alone dang, we trying to run, now run boy run…

  21. Miley Cyrus Cut Off Shorts Legs Jogging
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    And this years Special Olympics Gold goes to Miley Cyrus and her dog Spot!

  22. Miley Cyrus Cut Off Shorts Legs Jogging
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    she doesnt even fucking have cankles. people like you seriously agitate me.

  23. in tears

    Tears my friend. Easily the greatest headline you have penned to date.

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    Dr. Cock n Balls
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    Hey stfu, I think you meant she doesn’t fucking have ankles. I agree.

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    Herman Bumfudle
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  26. Miley Cyrus Cut Off Shorts Legs Jogging
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    Love the dogs face!!!! XD

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