Miley Cyrus: Your New Way To Die

September 14th, 2010 // 92 Comments

Here’s Miley Cyrus getting a ticket for talking on her phone while driving yesterday because Lindsay Lohan behind the wheel wasn’t a deadly enough threat to Hollywood. Seriously, whatever happened to good old-fashioned gang shootings? You walk down the street, maybe take a stray to the leg, everyone goes home and has a good laugh. Now it’s Escalades across the chest, or Maseratis hitting baby strollers. That’s not the America I remember!

Photos: Splash News

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  2. Crabby Old Guy

    Billy Ray Cyrus has produced two things that signal the end of Western Culture.

    1. “Achy Breaky Heart”
    2. Miley Cyrus

    Damn him.

  3. cc

    She really is NOT a particularly attractive young woman. She’s very average. And talentless.

  4. burton

    Nice bottom teeth, nasteee..there are hotter girls who work at Walmart!

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    Bob
    Commented on this photo:

    Not one person has suggested “Bluetooth” all she has to do is get her agent to buy one a mobile unit that attaches to the visor, and she talkes on the the damn speaker hands free. Could save someone’s life ! Her car probably has it built in to the system.

  6. Miley Cyrus Gets A Ticket
    A Chick
    Commented on this photo:

    what a dumb bitch.She COULD ride a limo

  7. Miley Cyrus Gets A Ticket
    Anon
    Commented on this photo:

    She wasn’t getting a ticket, she called the police because the paparazzi were being a pain in the ass and it was unsafe for her to drive. Get your facts right.

  8. Miley Cyrus Gets A Ticket
    chelsea
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t give two fucks about the phone, but I’d fuck the guy in the background til his eyes rolled into the back of his head.

  9. Willy Wonka

    She looks like a bloated chipmunk…

  10. Reb

    God a dog walking on two paws…..this girl is a bow-wow….and turning into Lindsay part 2!!! A total HOE!!!

  11. Bubba

    That be a chew shes adjustin in her lip.
    Guessin Copenhagen.
    So she is a lil bit country after all.

  12. Reeba

    If she had a better body she could be a butterface.

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