Miley Cyrus Wore Bondage Gear During The ‘Christmas Creampies’ Concert. These Are Facts.

December 10th, 2012 // 94 Comments
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I’m going to start by setting aside the fact that there exists such a thing as a ‘Christmas Creampies’ concert that somehow doesn’t star Kim Kardashian and an entire NFL offensive line *snaps off latex gloves*. That said, here’s Miley Cyrus still committing to that atrocity of a haircut and wearing something like an Aeon Flux crossed with Anne Hathaway‘s Catwoman outfit if those two lived in a nightmare scenario where Billy Ray Cyrus got to inseminate them both then force the offspring to fight to the death over a Doritos locos taco. In Hell. Everything I just described really happened in Hell.

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  1. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Leather Bondage Outfit Borgores Christmas Creampies Concert
    okay then
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    oh no, not good

  2. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Leather Bondage Outfit Borgores Christmas Creampies Concert
    atakmod
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    flat assed

  3. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Leather Bondage Outfit Borgores Christmas Creampies Concert
    Grand Dragon
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    Stomach looks like a pack of hotdog weiners

  4. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Leather Bondage Outfit Borgores Christmas Creampies Concert
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    Outfit from Courtney Love’s Discount Streetwalker collection.

  5. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Leather Bondage Outfit Borgores Christmas Creampies Concert
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    Don’t zoom. Just … don’t.

  6. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Leather Bondage Outfit Borgores Christmas Creampies Concert
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    Just in time for Christmas, Miley reenacts the miracle of the rolls and fish smell. Wait…

  7. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Leather Bondage Outfit Borgores Christmas Creampies Concert
    Next.....
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    Either this is a really bad angle or she got really fat all over very quickly. She needs to go back to her pilates classes.

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    dcma
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    The fuck is she doing getting onstage in these pair of pants that don’t fit her! I don’t understand it.

  9. It’s a mystery to me. For the past year, we’ve nothing but her pictures of her leaving pilates class. So why is her stomach so doughy? Looks like fucking the pilates instructor doesn’t have the same effect as actually taking the class.

    My god Miley. Do a sit up!

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    GG
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    Harry High Pants.

  11. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Leather Bondage Outfit Borgores Christmas Creampies Concert
    David Taipoche
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    Sooooo, Where is the creampie ?

  12. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Leather Bondage Outfit Borgores Christmas Creampies Concert
    mbcl
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    “Hey why y’all leavin’ ? I ain’t hardly dun a sangin’ and a dancin’ “

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    doesnt matter
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    hmm nice up-tit

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    Misana
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    How tall is she?

  15. geee

    Fuck, she went downhill FAST

  16. It’s weird that it was her dad that convinced her that she was a sex symbol. Don’t argue, it was him.

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    KatieG
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    I don’t give a shit if she has a goodish body, she’s fucking hideous.

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    GiantMuffin
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    Makes me happy that Grand Dragon has more thumbs up

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    btt
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    Is she a lezbo? I’m confused. She was so pretty with the long brown air now she looks ugly!!

  20. Prince Star-Butt

    Mileybird needs to do a few crunches –

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    andy
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    is that justin bieber?

  22. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Leather Bondage Outfit Borgores Christmas Creampies Concert
    Smokey
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    I’m sorry Miley but this is just not sexy, as someone who’s admired your looks since you were 14 (You can think a girl is pretty without being a pedo) and had a big crush on you when you got older and started wearing skimpy shorts, your style is just not doing it for me. This is like Rihanna all over again, a hot girl with beautiful long hair suddenly decides to chop it all off and go for the lesbo-look. I know you aren’t actually reading this, but this is what I’d say if you were. Well not to you face, cause that would be awkward.

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