Posted by Photo Boy
I’m going to start by setting aside the fact that there exists such a thing as a ‘Christmas Creampies’ concert that somehow doesn’t star Kim Kardashian and an entire NFL offensive line *snaps off latex gloves*. That said, here’s Miley Cyrus still committing to that atrocity of a haircut and wearing something like an Aeon Flux crossed with Anne Hathaway‘s Catwoman outfit if those two lived in a nightmare scenario where Billy Ray Cyrus got to inseminate them both then force the offspring to fight to the death over a Doritos locos taco. In Hell. Everything I just described really happened in Hell.
Photo: Getty
oh no, not good
flat assed
Stomach looks like a pack of hotdog weiners
Outfit from Courtney Love’s Discount Streetwalker collection.
Don’t zoom. Just … don’t.
Damn you.
That plate is hot, Iveski. :)
Just in time for Christmas, Miley reenacts the miracle of the rolls and fish smell. Wait…
Either this is a really bad angle or she got really fat all over very quickly. She needs to go back to her pilates classes.
Having fat on your body and BEING fat are two completely different things.
The fuck is she doing getting onstage in these pair of pants that don’t fit her! I don’t understand it.
It’s a mystery to me. For the past year, we’ve nothing but her pictures of her leaving pilates class. So why is her stomach so doughy? Looks like fucking the pilates instructor doesn’t have the same effect as actually taking the class.
My god Miley. Do a sit up!
Harry High Pants.
Sooooo, Where is the creampie ?
“Hey why y’all leavin’ ? I ain’t hardly dun a sangin’ and a dancin’ “
hmm nice up-tit
How tall is she?
Fuck, she went downhill FAST
It’s weird that it was her dad that convinced her that she was a sex symbol. Don’t argue, it was him.
I don’t give a shit if she has a goodish body, she’s fucking hideous.
Makes me happy that Grand Dragon has more thumbs up
Is she a lezbo? I’m confused. She was so pretty with the long brown air now she looks ugly!!
Mileybird needs to do a few crunches –
is that justin bieber?
I’m sorry Miley but this is just not sexy, as someone who’s admired your looks since you were 14 (You can think a girl is pretty without being a pedo) and had a big crush on you when you got older and started wearing skimpy shorts, your style is just not doing it for me. This is like Rihanna all over again, a hot girl with beautiful long hair suddenly decides to chop it all off and go for the lesbo-look. I know you aren’t actually reading this, but this is what I’d say if you were. Well not to you face, cause that would be awkward.