Miley Cyrus Destroyed Robin Thicke & Paula Patton’s Marriage

February 27th, 2014 // 43 Comments
Who Saw That Coming?
Robin Thicke Butt Grab Lana Scolaro
Robin Thicke & Paula Patton Separate Read More »

Because shoving his hand up another woman’s ass apparently isn’t cut and dry enough, TMZ reports that Robin Thicke‘s VMAs performance with Miley Cyrus is the real reason why his marriage fell apart:

Sources connected to the couple tell TMZ … Paula Patton felt “utterly disrespected” when Robin virtually simulated sex with Miley the night of the VMAs. We’re told after the performance Paula got into a blow-out argument with Robin, telling him he insulted her before a huge national TV audience.
What really pissed Paula off is that the performance was a total surprise. Miley improvised the raunchy part without warning, but Robin played along … and that enraged Paula.
Sources say Paula went nuclear when she saw pictures surface of her hubby at one of the after-parties grabbing a woman’s ass … virtually digging inside.

So basically Paula Patton got tired of pretending to be chill with her husband’s newfound access to vagina thanks to the success of “Blurred Lines.” Which is kind of understandable until you realize why any man anywhere becomes a famous musician, and it’s to have sex with lots of people. I believe it was Beethoven who said, “HUH? WHAT? WHY ARE YOU PUTTING MY GENITALS IN YOUR MOU- oh sweet concerto.”

Photos: Getty

superficial

  1. Juch

    There is nothing ‘improvised’ about Miley Cyrus’s routine. It is calculated vulgarity meant to draw hype while also distracting from her weak talents as a singer and dancer.

  2. JC

    Oh, c’mon now, Paula. Miley makes anyone blessed with the senses of sight and hearing feel utterly disrespected. Don’t make this all about you.

  3. Miss_Moppet

    I don’t even get this. I think Blurred Lines is a repulsive song but he hardly “played along”. The video won’t play, but to my memory, all he did was stand still and sort of act like Miley wasn’t there.

  4. Josh

    “Blurred Lines” may have been white people’s introduction to Robin Thicke but black chicks have been sweating that for years.

  5. If that VMA performance destroyed their marriage, then it probably already had a bazillion flaws.

  6. erocalous

    Isnt she in a movie naked, how could she be mad about one of his performances.

  7. Greg

    Paula Patton made the right decision……you got to get out before you catch ‘The HIV’. You got to respect a lady who takes care of herself….

  8. I was hoping that the end of summer would also bring about the end of Robin Thicke.

  9. Rasputin's Evil Twin

    This won’t be the last thing Miley destroys, count on it.

  10. renotastic

    So it wasn’t the embarrassing Ron Burgundy duet that sealed their fate?

  11. Saying Betelgeuse 3x couldn’t salvage the marriage?
    Sad.

  12. Polk

    If Miley upset her, definitely don’t let his wife watch the Blurred Lines video.

  13. PPatton’s problem with that performance is pretty understandable, despite it just being the acid test for the “open marriage” she allegedly was comfortable having with RT. Methinks it was ok with her while he was flying under most radars, and after the success of Blurred Lines (thank you pharrel and Emily Ratakowcztkisadccaskkxm, mostly), RT had a bit more access. I a sure some dude will start banging her, if he already hasn’t.

  14. His pants are more offensive than the simulated sex. And a good enough reason for divorce.

    • BlinkyTheFish

      Exactly. A man whose style icons are Beetlejuice and the striped alien referee from Futurama is a man you never really knew. Now, getting upset about Skanky Squirrel-Vag? She’d simulate sex and stick out her tongue with anything, so if she did it to my husband I’d just assume he was the closest male nearby aside from a cameraman and Terry Richardson.

  15. Miley Cyrus Nude Bikini Twerking Robin Thicke VMAs
    Commented on this photo:

    Beetlejuice and a winged monkey from Oz.

  16. “Miley improvised the raunchy part without warning .. .” Nope. That’s what Robin told Paula after she blew a gasket (“No, really, honey, I had no idea that’s what she was planning, she was just supposed to, uh, dance around me, kind of, waving her hands, Egyptian-style, in front of her face … you know, ‘Blurred Lines’? Like her vision was breaking up? But that, uh, twarking or whatever you call it, I would never …”).

    Of course this could be my take because, I … uh … *coughs* … have sort of been down this particular road …

  17. In other words, she’s been wanting out of the marriage for years and she finally got her excuse. If that shitty little performance was enough for her to blow a gasket, the marriage wasn’t that strong in the first place.

    I think she’s gotten naked on camera before, did Robin blow a gasket then? I’m not buying this story. Definitely not buying that Miley is the reason.

  18. Paula Patton did, indeed, get naked on camera. And she looks pretty fucking good.

  19. buzz

    Young SWFs aren’t just black man’s kryptonite; they are a black woman’s nemesis even if you are Paula Patton.

  20. right

    First tmz reported paula was totally cool with the performance. Now they report she isn’t. That’s the reason i no longer read the tmz blog. They are full of shit.

  21. Miley Cyrus Nude Bikini Twerking Robin Thicke VMAs
    Commented on this photo:

    Her complete understanding of “sexy” is act like a dog in heat. Next she’ll sit on the stage and start scooting.

  22. Miley Cyrus Nude Bikini Twerking Robin Thicke VMAs
    Commented on this photo:

    Ace Ventura: “Excuse me sir, but do you have a mint? Perhaps some Binaca?”

  23. Miley Cyrus Nude Bikini Twerking Robin Thicke VMAs
    Commented on this photo:

    “Give me my precious, Frodo!”

  24. Miley Cyrus Nude Bikini Twerking Robin Thicke VMAs
    Commented on this photo:

    It was more sexually appealing watching Ozzy Osbourne bite the head off a live bat.

  25. Miley Cyrus Nude Bikini Twerking Robin Thicke VMAs
    Commented on this photo:

    Never seen an ass with a weird gap like that before, it really does look like an uncooked chicken.

  26. Miley Cyrus Nude Bikini Twerking Robin Thicke VMAs
    Commented on this photo:

    jug eared kid in the middle has finally worked out what his orientation is.

  27. Miley Cyrus Nude Bikini Twerking Robin Thicke VMAs
    Commented on this photo:

    Audience: “oh god she had burritos for lunch!”

  28. Miley Cyrus Nude Bikini Twerking Robin Thicke VMAs
    Commented on this photo:

    Pancake ass.

  29. Miley Cyrus Nude Bikini Twerking Robin Thicke VMAs
    Commented on this photo:

    God it’s like a suction cup.

  30. Miley Cyrus Nude Bikini Twerking Robin Thicke VMAs
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s like a rectum with a person attached.

  31. Miley Cyrus Nude Bikini Twerking Robin Thicke VMAs
    Commented on this photo:

    A slutty ironing board.

  32. pix

    miley virus is just too gross for words

  33. pix

    the miley thing has got to be riddled with std’s and funguses

  34. Jonnyboy

    This is bs. She probably didn’t the the first or the latter

  35. Miley Cyrus Nude Bikini Twerking Robin Thicke VMAs
    Mama Pinkus
    Commented on this photo:

    gawd she is gross……wait, let me clarify……..gawd they are gross

  36. Miley Cyrus Nude Bikini Twerking Robin Thicke VMAs
    Cass
    Commented on this photo:

    Those bikini bottoms were not giving a millimeter.

Leave A Comment