Miley Cyrus Destroyed Robin Thicke & Paula Patton’s Marriage

By: The Superficial / February 27, 2014

Because shoving his hand up another woman’s ass apparently isn’t cut and dry enough, TMZ reports that Robin Thicke’s VMAs performance with Miley Cyrus is the real reason why his marriage fell apart:

Sources connected to the couple tell TMZ … Paula Patton felt “utterly disrespected” when Robin virtually simulated sex with Miley the night of the VMAs. We’re told after the performance Paula got into a blow-out argument with Robin, telling him he insulted her before a huge national TV audience.
What really pissed Paula off is that the performance was a total surprise. Miley improvised the raunchy part without warning, but Robin played along … and that enraged Paula.
Sources say Paula went nuclear when she saw pictures surface of her hubby at one of the after-parties grabbing a woman’s ass … virtually digging inside.

So basically Paula Patton got tired of pretending to be chill with her husband’s newfound access to vagina thanks to the success of “Blurred Lines.” Which is kind of understandable until you realize why any man anywhere becomes a famous musician, and it’s to have sex with lots of people. I believe it was Beethoven who said, “HUH? WHAT? WHY ARE YOU PUTTING MY GENITALS IN YOUR MOU- oh sweet concerto.”

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