Miley Cyrus, We Get It. You’re Legal.

February 14th, 2011 // 88 Comments

Miley Cyrus showed up to the 2011 Pre-Grammys Gala where she apparently decided she’s Katy Perry now and put her decolletage de mullet on full display. You know, just in case anyone forgot she’s 18. Which, admittedly, is easy to do when someone incorporates vagina diddles into her stage show at 17 and took sexy photos in front of the very first camera phone ever invented. I just assumed she was 30 by now.

NOTE: Grammys photos starting here.

Photos: Getty, Splash, WireImage

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  1. DogBoy

    Isabella Soprano called… she wants her look back.

  2. brian

    Katy Perry’s breasts are much nicer Guess she didn’t Pray to god Hard enough

    • dan

      Katy Perry is also extremely unattractive without makeup

      • c

        most of these chicks are extremely unattractive without makeup. they’re pretty when you go to bed with em, then you wake up and wonder how a man got you in the sack.

  3. photogs again predictably useless. how about some BOOOTY shots–what’s your major malfunction! these women usually look hotter n hell on the carpet and you squander one chance after another :(

  4. slappy magoo

    When she winds up doing porn, it’s because we as a nation rejected any attempts to resurrect Match Game PM. What choice did she have, really? Somewhere in Heaven, a tear drops down Brett Sommer’s angel cheek and lands on Fannie Flagg’s breasts because even in death Brett’s trying to drunkenly sneak a peek at some of that.

  5. The Listener

    It’s funny. Every time a young female celebrity wants to advertise ‘I’m not a little girl anymore, I’m a woman’ the first thing she will do is wear clothes to emphasize the breasts. Young women love to put them out there on display. Don’t get me wrong. I’m not complaining.

    Formula: Showing that I’ve got breasts = Being a woman

    • i think it’s to take attention from the fact she’s starting to grow a gunt

      • Hurp

        Something tells me you don’t even know what a gunt is. You need to be overweight to develop a gunt, something Miley isn’t even remotely close to. But you go girl, maybe you and McFeely can jerk each other off in excitement when you both finally get showcased in the weekly recap of posts.

      • ok maybe gunt isn’t the word. let’s say she’s growing a jessica simpson waist? i.e. zero curves in the mid section and pushing out in the front. take a look at something recent that’s taken from the side

  6. suck it

    wow she looks beautiful. I love her hair!

  7. Miley Cyurs Grammys 2011
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    Miley who????????

  8. Miley Cyurs Grammys 2011
    Commented on this photo:

    oh and FIRST!!

  9. brit

    Wow – you put up 40 pictures of the horse and not one nip slip?

  10. Glenn Beck

    Britney 2.0

  11. brian

    I’m Waiting to See how Taylor Momsen One-ups this

  12. Ash Bones

    Getting closer and closer to seeing them, can’t wait!!

  13. DKNY

    I still don’t think we have enough proof she’s legal. Miley, anything else you can show us?

  14. jojo

    She will always be Daddy’s little angel. A girl never forgets her first time.

  15. Miley and Paris Hilton should start a magic club; they both seem to be able to make breasts appear and disappear out of nowhere.

    • taylor

      haha gud one lol on set miley is so flat but here she is like kim kardashian….no paris i think she rlly does use magic

  16. She is putting on the “Frosh 15″ and she isn’t even headed to college….

    • IttyBittyTittyCommittee

      I hear ya.
      She’s gettin’ some serious cankles and at her age, that cant lead to anything good.
      well….maybe a weight watchers ad 10 years from now

  17. Valerie Bertinelli?

  18. Miley Cyurs Grammys 2011
    Mandi
    Commented on this photo:

    Look… I don’t want to alarm anyone, but I’m pretty sure she’s pregnant. I want credit for breaking this story when it shows up on all the tabloids. K thanks.

  19. The Listener

    Ha, ha, ha! That’s not right. :)

  20. Miley Cyurs Grammys 2011
    Double D
    Commented on this photo:

    You could almost hear Billy Ray popping an achy-breaky boner.

  21. Cock Dr

    Can I blame the Kardashians for the current explosion in false eyelash excess? At some point the eyes don’t look glam or sultry, just furry. I see lots of furry eyes at the Grammys this year.

    • IttyBittyTittyCommittee

      Damn Doc, great minds think alike.
      I was hoping this year we’d get back to the fur being down below.
      There’s always next year, I guess.

  22. elmer the fudd

    Charlie Sheen will be ripping the bark off of that in 1 week, 10 days tops!!

  23. icu

    I’d love to rattle this little hillbilly’s jujubes! All day long!

    It’s like a wisp of cotton candy surrounding a paper cut.

  24. Ok..

    Hannah Montana Fishburne

  25. Miley Cyurs Grammys 2011
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    She deserves a spanking for going around dressed like that…and I am just the guy to do it.

  26. Hey look…Miley invented the cock strainer!

  27. uber

    dear miley,

    you know what else says “hey, i’m legal now”?

    a “leaked” sex tape

    just saying..

  28. GrandDragon

    18 years old and already has saddlebags

  29. babooda

    You all have missed the real way that Miley is showing she is all grown up…..40 images and NO PEACE SIGN!

  30. Hilarious...

    She actually looks 1/2 way decent with makeup on. I’m going to venture a guess & say she’s had some sort of facial plastic surgery, because she doesn’t look like typical horsefaced Miley.

    Btw, nice tits. Remember, nothing says “I’m an adult now” like a “leaked” sex tape or naked photos…

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    jen
    Commented on this photo:

    she looks stupid gross.

  32. 1001001

    look, as a heathen i can appreciate these pics of nubile boobage, but that face can kill a 1000 fully raging boners

  33. 40 pictures…and not a single one with her mouth closed.

    Wake up to the horrors of fetal alcohol syndrome people.

    • Cock Dr

      Her head is getting wider. It will be interesting to watch her struggle with this deformity as she grows older.

  34. Miley Cyurs Grammys 2011
    Phatty
    Commented on this photo:

    She DO have some knockers, that’s for sure.

  35. Jessica

    Pam Anderson wore it better.

  36. GrandDragon

    So much gums

  37. Aj

    Her boobs looked so fake and ugly!

  38. Mr. Mangina

    If I wanted to fuck a young cow, there’s a dairy farm nearby.

  39. Pretty soon we are going to have to change her name to Miley Syphlis …

  40. Mary C

    How much botox does Mick Jagger have in his face? I have never seen it that smooth!

  41. John

    Don’t hear much about her anymore since her widely popular show ended. Maybe she should marry a Jonas brother or screw John Mayer or something.

  42. Mandy

    I’m not sure why people are complaining so much about this outfit. It’s not that bad at all. Her hair looks so good here.

    • meeeee

      thank you!! im not her biggest fan but she doesnt look bad they’re just haters cuz she makes money and they dont.

  43. Miley Cyurs Grammys 2011
    Cardinal Fang
    Commented on this photo:

    MMMM. She can catch my electric eel in the breast net of hers.

  44. Jay

    Pudgy.

  45. Miley Cyurs Grammys 2011
    Ned
    Commented on this photo:

    I hate her so bad. I really, really don’t want to like her, but she gives me a boner every time.

  46. Miley Cyurs Grammys 2011
    HeavyD
    Commented on this photo:

    amazing boobs for a titjob!

  47. Bob

    God bless her.

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    Ha
    Commented on this photo:

    Ha she fixed her chipmunk teeth finally!!!

  49. Miley Cyurs Grammys 2011
    mike
    Commented on this photo:

    All I am saying is Damn

  50. Miley Cyurs Grammys 2011
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    Oh my god….It’s Miss Piggys doppelganger. It’s like the character was made after her face and voice.

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