Because everyone knows grown-ups walk around with their undergarments hanging out, here’s Miley Cyrus leaving a gym in West Hollywood last night which is actually the tamest thing she’s done in a while. No, really, after last month’s vagina-fest this is practically like looking at church. For once you won’t have to knock your monitor on the floor and scream “IT’S A VIRUS!” at the top of your lungs whenever your boss walks by.
BOSS: What’s that your looking at, Thompson?
THOMPSON: Oh, nothing. Just half of Miley Cyrus’ bra, sir. What can I say? I love kids.
BOSS: Double this man’s salary!
(Anyone who says it won’t go down like that is a liar.)