Miley Cyrus Washed Off Her Dang Ol’ Boobies For Liam

August 2nd, 2012 // 53 Comments
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Miley Cyrus is 19, and rich as shit, so it makes sense that she has absolutely no perspective on how distracting and annoying it is to a man to have to address her immature neediness. Oh and did I mention while he’s working? Because she’s pulling this shit while he’s working. Radar Online reports:

Miley is driving Liam crazy at the moment,” a source said. “While he’s on set in Philadelphia shooting his new film Paranoia, she gallivants around town shopping, getting pampered in nail salons and just can’t sit still.

The report goes on to say she talks his ear off the minute he walks in the door and then drags him to gay bars all over Philly. Granted, the blame falls almost entirely on Liam for a.) dating and subsequently proposing to Miley Cyrus and b.) probably not having the nuts to say “When I told you I was stressed and just needed to relax, that wasn’t code for ‘put your tits on the internet.’” I see this relationship working out just fine.

Photo: Vijat Mohindra Photography

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  1. EricLr

    “she talks his ear off the minute he walks in the door”

    On the upside, you can bet the discussion is quite intellectually stimulating. I haven’t witnessed it personally, but in my head I picture it going something like this:

    Miley: Liam remember last night when we were going over the differences between Einsteinian and Newtonian models of gravity?

    Liam: Well, I’m a little tired at the moment, dear, but yes.

    Miley: Well, I thought tonight we debate the various problems with Einstein’s large-scale models and how they clash with more modern models of quantum particles in quantum physics.

    Liam: Well, if you insist, dear.

  2. So the news story hear is that Miley is driving her bf crazy by shopping and going to the nail parlour?

  3. etr

    Was it Photoshoped before or after release?

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    Typical 19 year old girl behaviour. The sex better be worth it, because mediocre sex isn’t worth putting up with that kind of bullshit.

    Maybe Liam should think of another use for her mouth when he walks through the door. It ends in job, something she doesn’t have at the moment.

  5. cc

    I suspect she’s a randy little goat.

  6. Low Ball

    Dragging him to gay bars?! First, Liam grow a pair! Second, fuck you Sex and the City for making women think men are just women who shave differently.

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    Cock Dr
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    And the bride wore black….
    Really, shouldn’t she celebrate her coming nuptials with a nice Playboy spread?

    • Low Ball

      That’s too classy for her. “Accidentally” released naked photos from her phone will do just fine. Now that’s classy.

      • At least with leaked nude pics from a cell phone you have a much higher chance of seeing Miley’s pussy than you would in Playboy. Fucking Playboy is bullshit when it comes to celebrity photoshoots.

  8. JC

    I’m not gay, but if I were, I might be pissed if some straight, spoiled celeb was treating the bars I like to patronize as petting zoos.

  9. “Among mortals second thoughts are wisest.”

    Heed the words of Euripides, Liam. Or, if you’re as dumb as I suspect you are, lemme put it this way: “GTFO”.

    • Cock Dr

      Liam is listening to his penis & his publicist right now, so we’ll be seeing this through to the bitter divorce court end.

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    whiskeyafternoon
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    I call this one the stoned chipmunk. my masterpiece.

    • Low Ball

      If only Leonardo da Vinci was alive to repaint the Mona Lisa. We may had to beat him with a baseball bat to see out right. But art knows no compromise.

    • mel

      you know, aside from having a completely deformed mouth and bizarre looking lips miley cyrus isn’t too bad looking. she’s got a petite body with a nice bum and firm tits = a +! her mouth doesn’t quite ruin the whole package.

      all this is fine, unless you’re the kind of guy who likes massive, putrid, sloppy asses that erupt hot, volcanic sheets of stank manure each morning ala kim kardashian. her ass most definitely froths up like a horse’s after a race. ever see that shit? it’s fucking sick! mind you, kim’s putrid crap crevice creates that frothy white shit, simply by walking short distances…fucking revolting!…the stench her ass emanates must literally create squiggly stink lines that need to be photoshopped by skilled photographers.

      that being said, i wouldn’t waste a fuckin’ millilitre of paternity pabulum on stink kardashian. now cyrus here, i could look past her oral deformity and gladly blast baby broth all over her tight little bod!

    • Cressida

      ‘The Stoned Chipmunk’ — lol

  11. Why do I feel like if I stare into the eyes for more than five seconds, she ends up pregnant?

  12. alex

    I can’t get past her nose.

  13. El Jefe

    Gay bars = gay women, so this may actually be a huge win for Liam for all we know.

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    Monsignor Nelson
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    Zoom low for a little bonus.

    • Can we make this our new compromise, Fish? You bring back the nudity that you’ve slowly sanitized from this site, but we have to use the Zoom function to see it.

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    O.o
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    God i love the dress,
    too bad there’s a chipmunk wearing it though….

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    mel
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    deformed mouth.

  17. Backlash Forward

    This is the cliche understatement of the week but she is seriously messed up. This is what happens when a father doesn’t give enough attention to her daughter then too much of the wrong kind of attention.

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    God Damn! That’s a nice tit.

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    CK
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    Someone’s daddy’s cowboy hat just shot off into the air.

  20. Urvag

    You can wash her boobies but you sure can’t wash the redneck out of her.

  21. ace11

    She’s a little girl…..what do you all expect?/

    This guy is dumber than a pile of rocks..if he thinks this is going to last

    Hopefully, his brother knocks some sense into his head before the train wreck actually occurs

  22. Cressida

    This is apparently about all she has left to her in terms of a career … Can you say “Aubrey O’Day II”?

  23. kimmykimkim

    Her age has nothing to do with this. She’s female. Women speak more words in a day than men. Everybody knows this. And men are actually able to tune out a woman’s voice, which was probably something that evolved over time so people would keep making people. So, what I’m saying is this dude sounds like a total vagina. Suck it up and tune her out.

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    lily
    Commented on this photo:

    sad when your face is your worst asset.

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    Its Me
    Commented on this photo:

    I love her!

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    Its Me
    Commented on this photo:

    So beautiful!

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    vgrly
    Commented on this photo:

    QUACK QUACK

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    InkyBlack
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    Who’s the photographer?

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    Lissa
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    So maybe this source has never had a boyfriend before, because I don’t know any man that would be going “crazy” because his girl is leaving him to work and going shopping and spending her own money. And apparently she isn’t allowed to talk to him either.

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    njvadlnal
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    miley youre trying too hard to be sexy but youre just plain and kind of ugly actually, liam is kind of cute and im pretty sure he used to be more handsome before you, you make him look cheap just like you, thats why jennifer lawrence hates you, you make anyone standing next to you look tacky just like you, get class because your music is actually “decent” so start polishing your image
    from- someone who used to like you

  31. phooey

    Oh my god. She’s in my city?!

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    Boof
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    I’d have a lot of fun ravaging her holes. I’m sure she’s annoying as hell to be around but she’s probably great in the sack.

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    Boof
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    Her mouth makes me hard.

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    I’d do her and blow all over that face. I’m not sure how I’d keep her dad & the camera crew out of the room. I’m working on that part.

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