Miley Cyrus Was Probably Smoking Weed

December 13th, 2010 // 92 Comments

Seen here at yesterday’s Saints game, Miley Cyrus‘ people were apparently aware of the infamous bong video weeks ago and attempted to purchase all known copies from a group of college students, according to TMZ:

Sources tell TMZ … a college student who came into possession of the video contacted one of Miley’s reps shortly after Thanksgiving, asking if the rep wanted his copy. We’re told money was discussed, in exchange for turning over the video.
Sources say Miley’s camp sent a man in his 40s to the student’s college campus in the San Luis Obispo area. The student gave the man his MacBook Pro which contained the “bong” video … in return the man gave the student a new MacBook Pro. We’re told no money changed hands, though we don’t know why.

The same deal was made with another student, but apparently there were several copies floating around which is how we ended up seeing a retarded hillbilly wind up on a camera phone. Again. On that note, this information suggests Miley’s team had plenty of time to spin the story so the bong contained perfectly legal salvia instead of weed because apparently smoking baking spices as opposed to a known narcotic makes their client look more responsible. Who knows? In the meantime, these people will obviously, with good reason, believe Miley has been filmed doing anything, so if you’ll excuse me, I need to get paid one million dollars for claiming to have a copy of a “Cyrus Family Christmas” a.k.a. “Yuleloggin’ Mullets: Part 6.”

Photos: Mavrix

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  1. Cock Dr

    Well duh of course she was. Did anyone believe that salvia shit?

    • looka

      sigh….i can’t believe how many people ACTUALLY think she was smoking weed. Obviously you’ve never even seen weed OR salvia cause you would know the effects, and know that there wasn’t a chance in hell that she was smoking weed-by her reactions-

      How many fucking times must i say this???

  2. Miley Cyrus
    H6E6X6
    Commented on this photo:

    “What’s that you say? The Saints have an Open Locker room policy”

  3. GravyLeg

    Only someone high on dope would have believed that salvia story.

    • looka

      wow you are retarded. Have you ever even SEEN weed? If you have even ever seen someone on marijuana then you would KNOW that she wasn’t smoking weed. I’ve done salvia, and i smoke weed EVERY day which is why i know for a FACT that she was smoking salvia. You don’t “trip” on weed you imbecile

  4. Richard McBeef

    yeah because if some mullet fuck shows up from the smoky mountains asking to trade laptops and mine has TMZ gold on it, I’ll trade straight up with no cash involved.

    who the fuck smokes salvia? Miley gets the dankest buds.

  5. McFeely Smackup

    Oh NOW you people are skeptical?

    Miley gets caught on camera hitting a bong and her publicist says “oh that was just salvia” and everyone repeats salvia, salvia, salvia like it came down from the mountain carved on stone tablets.

    But now today you’ve suddenly figured out how ridiculously unlikely that is? Oh sure, all the hollywood millionaire 18 year olds are smoking fucking SAGE…cuz marijuana is soo lame now.

    • GravyLeg

      LMAO…. You make a fine point.

    • McFeely Smackup

      and great…7 new pictures of harelip Miley unable to close her mouth. She’s the walking personification of the term “mouth breather”.

    • Robot

      LOL thank you for making my day! I thought the same damn thing.

    • The Listener

      What can I say? I like to give everyone the benefit of a doubt. :)

    • looka

      please kill yourself.

      Have you ever smoked weed? Well if you have, have you ever “tripped” like you were on hallucinogenics? No you haven’t. Because Cannabis isn’t a hallucinogenic. Clearly she was hallucinating.
      Ive seen DOZENS of people on salvia. She acted just like them.
      It was fucking salvia get the FUCK over it.

  6. Miley Cyrus
    H6E6X6
    Commented on this photo:

    “Wrong hole random football player…………I didn’t say stop!”

  7. get that snaggle tooth fixed! you’re a millionaire for fuck sake…

  8. The Listener

    There is another possibility for why she wants all the video footage confiscated. Maybe she SAID things or DID things in the other footage that we haven’t seen that she REALLY, REALLY doesn’t want the general public to see.

    Salvia’s a hallucinogen, right? God knows what she said or did when she was high.

  9. bribios

    I still say it was Salvia she smoked in the video, I’ve never seen anyone get that giggly that soon after smoking weed. Salvia hits you fucking quick though. That being said, I’m still betting she was smoking weed that night anyway. Plus it sounds like the video was shot BEFORE she was 18, so at that point smoking Salvia would still be illegal.

    • Burt

      “I still say it was Salvia she smoked in the video, I’ve never seen anyone get that giggly that soon after smoking weed.”

      Dude, it’s normal behavior for an 18 years old, on or off drugs.

    • sufjan

      I agree… Also, the girl taking the video said that she needed another hit because she wasn’t tripping like she should be and you don’t trip off weed. You also wouldn’t think you were seeing your ex boyfriend. And she didn’t even take a whole hit… a small hit of salvia would affect you like it affected Miley. As for whether 18 year olds do salvia, I’m 17 and have PLENTY of 17/18 year old friends who have smoked it.

  10. What a Dumbass

    Rumor is, ol’ miley just got done filming a sex tape that will be “accidently” leaked onto the internet. I guess she wants everyone to know that not only can she take drugs, but she can suck dick & get buttfucked just like every other woman. I’m sure her “team” and her parents will be so proud…

    • McFeely Smackup

      “Sucking dick & getting buttfucked is just kids being kids” – Billy Ray Cyrus

      • anon

        “Just because the schlong buttseckin’ Miley on the tape has a “Billy Ray Cyrus” tattoo on it and I happened to have a similar tattoo on the exact same spot. Does’t mean it was me. It could have been salvia.”– Billy Ray Cyrus

    • Dan

      I was thinking the same thing… How long ’till there is a sex tape?

  11. Chris

    What blows my mind is that instead of claiming it was a pedestrian, used-by-nearly-75%-of-the-country-once-upon-a-time drug, her PR folks decided it was better spun as an insane 15-minute long psychotropic experience that once freaked me out for days. Not like salvia is acid or anything, but its effects are akin to that of a hard hallucinogen for about 5 minutes. And not that its blow my mind every time, but once especially it did, and I was seriously not right for a bit. Its like saying “no, she didn’t kill a perfectly fit adult human being, she just killed this baby instead.”

    • McFeely Smackup

      Chris is a walking example of the long term harm that smoking shit from your mom’s spice cabinet can cause. Don’t be like Chris (and Miley), say no to smoking random shit you swept up from the kitchen floor.

      (Hugs for Chris…we’re with you man, we’re with you)

      • JK

        cooking sage is not the same plant as salvia divinorum. so no, this type of salvia is not “from your mom’s spice cabinet”

    • jojo

      The man speaks the truth, watch a you tube video and that will convince you, this was no salvia.

      • JK

        she took a small hit and it was probably 10x. if you smoke a small amount, you’ll get that kind of response that Miley had. If you smoke 40x and take a real hit, unlike this girl who didn’t even clear it on her first or second try, you’ll get the youtube trips you speak of.

        “I’m on the internet so I’m immediately an expert on something I probably never even heard of before, just because I watched some youtube videos yayyy”

      • reach around

        “it was probably 10x and not 40x cause i know Miley and she would never touch illegal drugs Never cause she is a true renegade and i love her so much”

        signed JK

  12. Miley Cyrus
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Those front teeth are going seriously askew. What the fuck?

  13. jojo

    This little hillmiley is palinesque at getting m e d i a.

  14. Man, all those kids are gonna’ be pretty pissed when they smoke the salvia they just bought.

  15. mamamiasweetpeaches

    I havent watched the video, but my daughter had to write a Current Affairs story for school and we picked this one cuz we’re smart asses. If she was gigling and acting crazy and incoherent after a hit I vote salvia. Because everyone whose smoked weed knows youd ont take a hit and then turn into a giggling idiot. It takes awhile for that whole “whoaaa duuuude..my hands are HUUUUGE” thing to kick in.

    My husband said “oh shes just a teenager doing what all teenagers do” but I had to say “How stupid to let someone TAPE it?” and “Can you imagine your friend selling your video to TMZ???? What a douchebag!”

    So final thought: something most teenagers experiment with , but most arent stupiud enough to film PROOF!

    • Burt

      Unless the whole thing was staged, just another pathetic “hey, look, I’m a grownup now” moment brought to you by the pr agents of a former child star desperate to remain relevant.

  16. niq

    It was Salvia.

    She’s probably smoked marijuana as well.

    But the video was her smoking salvia.

    Everyone saying those effects are marijuana are obviously drawing their extensive knowledge of drugs from Reefer Madness and Mr. Macky

    Had she been blaq, these post would all be condemning her for addiction to craq

    dumb dumb dumb

    • SHADE

      Agreed. It was ABSOLUTELY Salvia. I’ve smoked it several times, and you can definitely tell the difference. Her reaction is genuine of someone who just took a small rip of Salvia. I’ve been a pot smoker for the past decade, and that’s definitely NOT how you act after hitting a bong with weed in it. All you people who say it’s not Salvia are talking out of your ass.

      Side note: When I was 18, I partied my ass off. She’s not doing anything that the vast majority of kids her age aren’t doing as well. But fuck it, lets crucify the hillbilly thunder cunt.

    • looka

      OH MY GOD THANK YOU.
      I was astounded by how many of these clowns ACTUALLY thought she was smoking weed. What fucking amateurs.

  17. Lola

    This girl is so over.

  18. Cat

    Well heres the thing. I have been a user of both salvia and weed in heavy quantities. From what I witnessed in the video, it was definately salvia. With marijuana it takes a while for the trip to hit, but Miley was wasted within a few seconds of taking her first hit. And she was like crazy wasted. Unless you were there we will never know for sure, but im fairly certain it was salvia.

    • Rod Dankster

      You don’t “trip” on weed. If you’ve smoked so much, you would know that.

      • Cat

        Fuck! Excuse me for incorrect use of the word ‘trip’. Stop being such a wank. I was obviously using the term ‘trip’ to describe how when you smoke it you become high….aka….when you smoke weed it still distorts your senses. Go worry about something important.

    • asdf

      Rod Dankster wants the internet to know he’s smoked weed.

  19. ram

    Cat and niq are completely right.

    If you’ve seen people smoke weed and salvia multiple times before, the instructions that they give her and the general reaction are absolutely salvia. No one obsesses about thinking they’re seeing their ex 20 seconds after smoking weed…

  20. Miley Cyrus
    Mama Pinkus
    Commented on this photo:

    she is young and sounds normal to me; what needs to change is not her behavior, but her awareness that her actions need to be more discreet

  21. Miley Cyrus
    E
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like Khloe Kardashian lost the weight but not the stupid.

  22. Ched

    This has probably been pointed out already, too; it was basically spelled out in the post, but that is not a new video by any stretch. She keeps going on and on about how someone in the room looks like “my boyfriend” Liam. She and Helmsworth haven’t been dating for a while. So even if it was salvia (it wasn’t), it still wasn’t legal.

  23. Miley Cyrus
    Commented on this photo:

    Obviously she shouldn’t have let her shenanigans be recorded, but as the past has shown, she really doesn’t get it’s gonna end up on the internet.

    That being said, I love how skewed America’s priorities are. Haha I mean it’s kinda messed up that people smoking a bit of pot is so sensationalized and gets far more attention any real issue going on.

    Maybe my simplistic Canadian life of living in a igloo and dog sledding to work is to blame, but I just don’t see the big deal.

  24. DennisdaMenance

    Who cares? I saw the video and all I realized was that selfish bitch wasn’t sharing with anyone else.

  25. kanyeisgay

    Salvia 100 % sure of that. Girl was explaining the high and she did not take in enough to trip. Typical salvia ritual. Anybody that thinks it was not is a total burnout and moron. Salvia is not addicting and pot is because the buzz is not that great and too intense in the 10% or above concentrate. Smoke pot everyday for a year and then quit and tell me it is not addictive and I will laugh at you going into DTs.

    • Kelsey

      DTs? lmao are you sure YOU’RE not a burnout? I quit after smoking for 3 years straight and the only difference I noticed was my appetite disappeared for a week or so.

  26. Rhialto

    I was just thinking that if she really wants you to be part of the team. Then i should change my mind and just accept that. It’s up to her.

  27. Miley Cyrus
    nooooooooo
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hey dude pull my finger, aww damn it worked”

    Ew miley… ew.

  28. Miley Cyrus
    Ned
    Commented on this photo:

    Hannah Montana is working overtime to develop an image as a bad-ass.
    Pot, booze, tattoos and all kinds of exotic penises.

  29. Drunk Donnie

    Does smoking salvia or weed help with sinus congestion? She is a walking PSA for mouth breathing across the world.

  30. Captain Slappy

    Good news. The CDC has released a statement saying, “Marijuana isn’t the gateway drug we thought it was. Your stupidity is.”

    • Rhialto

      Over two decades ago i was a very kindhearted individual with high ideals. Ideals like if people give you their worth they can be trusted and so on. Things have changed like my ideals have changed as well.

  31. wim

    please you girls: DO NOT EVEN SH*T LIKE HER.

  32. Kelsey

    It was definitely salvia…the falling over/giggling/nonsense babble is something that a small hit of salvia would do. No amount of weed makes you that retarded. Giggly & silly maybe, but not to that extent.

  33. Burt

    The story is about as believable as the Justin Bieber bullying story…In other words, TMZ will ignore the fact that they are being fed BS by her PR agents and run with the story until they are flogging a dead horse.

  34. Will

    considering how much of a flake she is, it was most likely weed that made her babble like a blithering idiot, someone who smokes salvia properly would be tripping out and hallucinating rather than yapping incessantly.

  35. Shaft

    Her reaction wasn’t consistent with salvia. She’d have dropped the pipe and zoned out if she were on salvia. It’s California, who cares?

  36. erección

    Después de fumar, Miley hizo sexo con el muchacho quien parecía de Liam.

  37. Melissa

    I’m so tired of hearing about this punk ass kid. What’s more, I’m sick of seeing her fug ass mug plastered all over the place. Who gives a shit about these rich honkeys? Throw her on Huge Gum Island and be done with it.

  38. Weed aint no big deal, most you assholes in here smoked it. Long as it aint that nasty man-made shit it’s all good.

    WHERE’S THAT SEX TAPE MILEY….

  39. Mortimer Duke

    In this main pic it looks like shes doing her Bill Clinton “I did not have sexual relations with that woman” speech.

  40. Rhialto

    I’m getting the whole picture now and it’s even more hilarious insane than i thought it was! She was desperately trying to make all who wanted to know that it’s her, the personage who appears in the music video clip. Because of her 10-year old girl like pseudo. Gathering and sending all my material as a ‘proof’ it’s really her and making up stories, but at the same time making banks of it. That’s insane hilarious, like i would care for a second that your former longterm ex made you pregnant. BAHAHAHAHA! How desperate and sick can you be!

    • Rhialto

      And another fact is that i gave her once, yeeaars ago, my old digital photo camera while staying abroad during an international gathering. I gave it to her simply because i got a new one and she didn’t had any. I did still have my, mostly, already taken family pictures on this photo card in the old camera. But because she didn’t want to buy a new photo card. I told her she could still use my photo card to take pictures (big card) but i asked her to send me after the gathering my remaining pictures on this card. I didn’t get my pictures ever back. After a few times asking she told me she deleted my pictures by accident. Turns out now, yeeaars, later that she didn’t delete them but kept them in secret and sold them just a while ago. It shows what kind of person she really is.

      • Bimbamboing

        You can post now what you want hunnie. Although black isn’t a color, your true colors are revealed anyway. Experts will take care of the rest.

  41. Eric

    Brittney Jr. Her life will be complete as soon as she shaves her head and gets butt-banged by a black guy

    • Rhialto

      And another fact is that i gave her once, yeeaars ago, my old digital photo camera while staying abroad during an international gathering. I gave it to her simply because i got a new one and she didn’t had any. I did still have my, mostly, already taken family pictures on this photo card in the old camera. But because she didn’t want to buy a new photo card. I told her she could still use my photo card to take pictures (big card) but i asked her to send me after the gathering my remaining pictures on this card. I didn’t get my pictures ever back. After a few times asking she told me she deleted my pictures by accident. Turns out now, yeeaars, later that she didn’t delete them but kept them in secret and sold them just a while ago. It shows what kind of person she really is.

  42. Jimmy

    weed is not a narcotic

  43. bechacha

    It was totally salvia. I’m not doubting Miley smokes weed, she probably does, but in that video she wasn’t smoking weed. She keeps talking about tripping, asking if she’s tripping. YOU DON’T TRIP ON WEED. And if she’s smoked weed before (which, like I said, she probably has) then she KNOWS that weed doesn’t make you trip or act like that. It was salvia, or possibly DMT, but it WASN’T weed.

  44. Miley Cyrus
    e-rock
    Commented on this photo:

    She finally got her damn teeth/gums fixed! Good, now she looks a teeeeny less like trailer trash.

  45. BEREAL

    and I gues rotthesburg is not raping yt girls!!

    FOLKS KILL ME

    YOU CAN’T BE LIVE IT WHY- PRECIOUS YT GIRL IT IS NOT BELIEVBALE

    COME O ONE TYPICAL YT GIRL CELEB SYNDROME- FROM BRITT(ON HER KNEES) TO lINDSAY (GET LOW FOR EVERY MAN)

    TOMATOE VD TOMOATO

    CRACK HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  46. tally

    she was smokin some really hard shit. prolly does drugs too and have casual sex every night pleasing her man which happens to change every fucking month. crack whore slut much?

  47. anonymoose

    well she’d have to be high to think that hair color looks okay.

  48. anon

    amusing how Miley’s PR team is commenting on this blog.

  49. Anon

    You people have to be the most retarded bunch I have ever seen. Have any of you ever actually smoked weed? If you have you could easily tell that that wasn’t marijuana. She took like a 1/4 of a bong hit and then had a “bad trip”. If anything this video proves that Miley is a phony, she isn’t some wild child druggy she could barely use a bong then tripped on the pussiest hit I have ever seen on the gayest of drugs. I have tried salvia multiple times and it barely does shit. I didn’t feel anything after like 5 grams so I threw the shit away pulled out a joint lit up on the chairlift at bear mt and rode my snowboard high for the rest of the afternoon and learnt frontside cork 7. Don’t get your info on drugs of the internet fools. Im out

  50. looka

    This story is retarded. Anyone in their right mind knows that she smoked salvia. Marijuana doesn’t have that kind of effect on you. You don’t “trip” from marijuana. Looks like you people were just running out of stories so you made this one up. Ah who cares, your still not nearly as bad as perez hilton

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