Miley Cyrus‘s fiance Liam Hemsworth just became an uncle recently, so naturally Miley wants a baby right fucking now because that’s the kind of decision that should be based on, “Aw, no, fair. How come she gets one?” Us Magazine reports:
Set to tie the knot with the Hunger Games hunk, 22, bride-to-be Cyrus, 19, isn’t worried about wedding planning as much as she is family planning. “Miley and Liam really want to have a baby quickly,” a Cyrus family source tells Us Weekly of the couple, together since meeting on The Last Song set in 2009.
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“They are both mature and ready for this,” says a source of the couple, often criticized for their decision to wed so young. “Miley is 19 going on 40.”
Wow, I had no idea 40-year-olds ripped off In-N-Out’s, cockteased their drug dealers and spit off hotel balconies. They don’t show any of that shit on Real Housewives. (I blame Teresa.)
Photos: INFdaily, Splash News
Relative to her cohort (exclusive of net worth) she’s about 5 years behind the curve.
I thumbs-upped you just for trying to bring the word “cohort” to the Superficial commenting masses.
awww matching chucks. who wants to bet they took at least an hour coordinating their “skate boarding” outfits?
At 19, most Cyrus women are grandmothers.
Say what you want guys, she looks fucking hot here.
until she opens her fucking mouth
As usual, Fish has failed to fact check and once again perpetuated an erroneous report from a questionable source…..at least he is consistent, although fact challenged…..I think he is just jealous that Miley isn’t giving him first crack about making a baby with her…
This isn’t CNN. It’s more like a liberal Fox news.
“Questionable source”? “Fact challenged”? Seriously, where the fuck do you think you are, the New York Times? Have another piece of cake and a big steaming cup of STFU.
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Facts? Seriously? This is Miley fucking Cyrus we’re talking about. No one gives a fuck about facts!
I care that the cock cake photo won’t load, that’s my major concern about journalistic integrity on this site.
Stick that peter of yorn inna my cooter and make us a baby.
I’d object to this if I knew who Peter Yorn was. I mean, I’ve heard the name, but I really don’t know what he does.
why does this girl want to destroy her body at this time in her life. that’s all she’s got right now. we don’t need another inbred walking the planet. can’t she wait a few years after we’ve seen her completely naked.
She’s got a nice set of tits. I just don’t get those high waisted granny pants though.
She has puffy nipples like a 5th grader. Fuckin’ gross.
Why don’t you have a seat over there…
Chicken dinner, right there.
I like puffy nipples. They’re cute. You know who else has puffy nipple? Eva Green. And she’s fucking sexy as all hell.
All cyrus has is puffy nipples. If they were attached to a titty they would be more tolerable.
Pumpkinhead is looking anorexic hot these days. Time to wreck the body!
Smart move to lock a guy down via conception when he’s attached to a successful movie franchise.
As usual, my sentiments exactly and about 300% better than I could have said it myself.
Look out folks! Miley is off the birth control, and it’s a straight up race to see whose sperm hits an egg in Miley’s baby sack first, Liam or Daddy.
Hey, Mr. Not-Thor,
Either its hot outside so you need shorts and a t-shirt, or its not hot outside so you need a knit cap. Not both!
-FB
It’s a Douchebag cap, weather is irrelevant.
When you’re a douchebag it’s always the right time & temperature.
Can you make sure this memo gets to all the jerk-offs wearing tank tops or t-shirts with scarves?
Think long and hard about this young man. The person she pushes out that cooter – every time they open their mouth to speak you will hear banjo music in the background.
“They are both mature and ready for this,” says a source of the couple, often criticized for their decision to wed so young. “Miley is 19 going on 40.”
This source apparently just watched “13 going on 30″; Twit
“First we just done did the dang ol’ half-pipe”
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“Next, I get the full pipe with a with a side order of baby in my special parts”
YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!
Bonus points for the term ‘…my special parts’ I can just hear Pumpkinhead’s voice saying that.
Damn. And I used my “special parts” to make my robot friends.
LOL! How do you do tha CSI: Miami ASCII Art?
Who will clean the urine stains on the couch?
I see they enjoy each others company.
x2 In every picture here, these two look bored as fuck.
He’ll never knock her up. He’s wearing a Jimmy Hat…. on his head
“Miley is 19 going on 40.”
Well, her tits are, at least.
When has having a baby this young ever worked out for anybody? I think the new trend with these kinds of women, is to have the baby in their early twenties.so that when the child grows up and is old enough to take care of itself, Mom is still relatively young and milfy. Now she can go out into the world and get as much dick as she wants, because she already satiated her guilty concience by having a baby and fulfilling her debt to society, so know she’s debt free and able to finally enjoy her life.
wow!!! just don’t do the duck lip thing in them shorts with those pretty long legs … please … ouch! i think i sat on this lump in my pocket. OG!!! why does it hurt so much!
why is this bitch giving me john lennon vibes?
Those shades perhaps.. and maybe some other crac… opps i mean crap.
RUFIO. RUFIO. RUFIOOOOOOOO!
WTF Billy Ray!?! Time to man up and give ur daughter a daughter!
Ya you see a lot of 40 year olds on skateboards. These are just two little kids.
Man, I hating dressing up like a douche and riding a skateboard for staged photos with Miley’s new body, but the money is so good.
I would gladly volunteer to inseminate Miley…I would also like to rim her sweet little ass
I’m all for her getting pregnant. She’d acquire hip, tits and ass. Plus, shes rich enough to take care of any unwanted body flab surgically.
I wonder how they does that
Thumbs up, keep your balance… damn, I forgot to breath. This is hard!
wow he looks just like his bro here mmm
Are you sure it was US magazine and not Food Magazine? I think she meant she is ready for more Baby Back Ribs…not an actual baby.
when a hillbiolly chick like this says she wants to ‘get pregnant very quickly” it means she ALREADY IS PREGNANT. Mark my words…eight months from now or less a baby will be born.