Miley Cyrus Wants Pregnant

Miley Cyrus’s fiance Liam Hemsworth just became an uncle recently, so naturally Miley wants a baby right fucking now because that’s the kind of decision that should be based on, “Aw, no, fair. How come she gets one?” Us Magazine reports:

Set to tie the knot with the Hunger Games hunk, 22, bride-to-be Cyrus, 19, isn’t worried about wedding planning as much as she is family planning. “Miley and Liam really want to have a baby quickly,” a Cyrus family source tells Us Weekly of the couple, together since meeting on The Last Song set in 2009.

“They are both mature and ready for this,” says a source of the couple, often criticized for their decision to wed so young. “Miley is 19 going on 40.”

Wow, I had no idea 40-year-olds ripped off In-N-Out’s, cockteased their drug dealers and spit off hotel balconies. They don’t show any of that shit on Real Housewives. (I blame Teresa.)

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