Miley Cyrus Wants Pregnant

July 16th, 2012 // 53 Comments
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Miley Cyrus‘s fiance Liam Hemsworth just became an uncle recently, so naturally Miley wants a baby right fucking now because that’s the kind of decision that should be based on, “Aw, no, fair. How come she gets one?” Us Magazine reports:

Set to tie the knot with the Hunger Games hunk, 22, bride-to-be Cyrus, 19, isn’t worried about wedding planning as much as she is family planning. “Miley and Liam really want to have a baby quickly,” a Cyrus family source tells Us Weekly of the couple, together since meeting on The Last Song set in 2009.

“They are both mature and ready for this,” says a source of the couple, often criticized for their decision to wed so young. “Miley is 19 going on 40.”

Wow, I had no idea 40-year-olds ripped off In-N-Out’s, cockteased their drug dealers and spit off hotel balconies. They don’t show any of that shit on Real Housewives. (I blame Teresa.)

Photos: INFdaily, Splash News

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  1. cc

    Relative to her cohort (exclusive of net worth) she’s about 5 years behind the curve.

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    JFC
    Commented on this photo:

    awww matching chucks. who wants to bet they took at least an hour coordinating their “skate boarding” outfits?

  3. At 19, most Cyrus women are grandmothers.

  4. alex

    Say what you want guys, she looks fucking hot here.

  5. BeBo Wobbley

    As usual, Fish has failed to fact check and once again perpetuated an erroneous report from a questionable source…..at least he is consistent, although fact challenged…..I think he is just jealous that Miley isn’t giving him first crack about making a baby with her…

  6. Stick that peter of yorn inna my cooter and make us a baby.

  7. karlito

    why does this girl want to destroy her body at this time in her life. that’s all she’s got right now. we don’t need another inbred walking the planet. can’t she wait a few years after we’ve seen her completely naked.

  8. Schmidtler

    She’s got a nice set of tits. I just don’t get those high waisted granny pants though.

  9. Cock Dr

    Pumpkinhead is looking anorexic hot these days. Time to wreck the body!
    Smart move to lock a guy down via conception when he’s attached to a successful movie franchise.

  10. JC

    Look out folks! Miley is off the birth control, and it’s a straight up race to see whose sperm hits an egg in Miley’s baby sack first, Liam or Daddy.

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    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey, Mr. Not-Thor,

    Either its hot outside so you need shorts and a t-shirt, or its not hot outside so you need a knit cap. Not both!

    -FB

  12. Think long and hard about this young man. The person she pushes out that cooter – every time they open their mouth to speak you will hear banjo music in the background.

  13. “They are both mature and ready for this,” says a source of the couple, often criticized for their decision to wed so young. “Miley is 19 going on 40.”

    This source apparently just watched “13 going on 30″; Twit

  14. Miley Cyrus Red Bra Tank Legs Booty Shorts Liam Hemsworth Skateboarding
    Commented on this photo:

    “First we just done did the dang ol’ half-pipe”
    •_•)
    ( •_•)>⌐■-■
    (⌐■_■)
    “Next, I get the full pipe with a with a side order of baby in my special parts”
    YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAHH!

  15. Baron Wilhelm Otto

    Who will clean the urine stains on the couch?

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    Uncle Fester
    Commented on this photo:

    I see they enjoy each others company.

  17. LRonHoover

    He’ll never knock her up. He’s wearing a Jimmy Hat…. on his head

  18. “Miley is 19 going on 40.”
    Well, her tits are, at least.

  19. When has having a baby this young ever worked out for anybody? I think the new trend with these kinds of women, is to have the baby in their early twenties.so that when the child grows up and is old enough to take care of itself, Mom is still relatively young and milfy. Now she can go out into the world and get as much dick as she wants, because she already satiated her guilty concience by having a baby and fulfilling her debt to society, so know she’s debt free and able to finally enjoy her life.

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    Herman Bumfudle
    Commented on this photo:

    wow!!! just don’t do the duck lip thing in them shorts with those pretty long legs … please … ouch! i think i sat on this lump in my pocket. OG!!! why does it hurt so much!

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    downwithmuffins
    Commented on this photo:

    why is this bitch giving me john lennon vibes?

  22. Miley Cyrus Red Bra Tank Legs Booty Shorts Liam Hemsworth Skateboarding
    downwithmuffins
    Commented on this photo:

    RUFIO. RUFIO. RUFIOOOOOOOO!

  23. anonymous

    WTF Billy Ray!?! Time to man up and give ur daughter a daughter!

  24. Stupid

    Ya you see a lot of 40 year olds on skateboards. These are just two little kids.

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    Governor Scott Walker
    Commented on this photo:

    Man, I hating dressing up like a douche and riding a skateboard for staged photos with Miley’s new body, but the money is so good.

  26. Taylor Swifts Tampon String

    I would gladly volunteer to inseminate Miley…I would also like to rim her sweet little ass

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    flimflam
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m all for her getting pregnant. She’d acquire hip, tits and ass. Plus, shes rich enough to take care of any unwanted body flab surgically.

  28. (Visible)

    I wonder how they does that

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    Beaver Envy
    Commented on this photo:

    Thumbs up, keep your balance… damn, I forgot to breath. This is hard!

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    JANE
    Commented on this photo:

    wow he looks just like his bro here mmm

  31. NATTY ICE

    Are you sure it was US magazine and not Food Magazine? I think she meant she is ready for more Baby Back Ribs…not an actual baby.

  32. mamamiasweetpeaches

    when a hillbiolly chick like this says she wants to ‘get pregnant very quickly” it means she ALREADY IS PREGNANT. Mark my words…eight months from now or less a baby will be born.

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