Seen here with her mom and the assistant with giant breasts in New Orleans this morning, Miley Cyrus wanted to get caught smoking a bong if you ask former child star Melissa Gilbert. Popeater reports:
“How high do you have to be to let a friend film you? I think she wanted to get caught.”
The former star of ‘Little House on the Prairie’ and spokeswoman for The Partnership at DrugFree.org thinks Cyrus is being too reckless after smoking salvia … or whatever it was that got her so loopy that night.
“That’s bulls***!” Gilbert said. “I think it was marijuana.”
Look, if Miley Cyrus wanted to get caught and shed her Disney image, all she has to do is conveniently let her phone get “hacked” and watch as the 800 sex tapes she made hit the Internet. Or if she’s really serious, hack her dad’s phone which I’m almost positive has better angles. The man might be a redneck, but he knows a thing or two about cinnamontography. He sawr it a movie once.
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I’d bang her like a rented gong!
Is that really her mom next to her??? Good god!!! That broad looks TOTALLY different with no makeup!!
why does melissa gilbert expect anyone to listen to what she’s saying if her comments aren’t accompanied by pics of her in a bikini?
She of freckled fire crotch has spoken…it was weed.
Thank you MG.
I love how Melissa Gilbert tells it like it is. Good for her. LOL
laura ingles wilder would be the spokeswoman for drugfree.org…of course.
Its funny that it is even debated that she smoked weed or salvia. Miley acted exactly how dumbasses act on salvia. Weed doesn’t have that kind effect on anyone.
Dude it was definitely Salvia. Weed doesn’t make you geek out and lose your mind like that, instantly, from one hit.
Salvia does. ALSO, WHO GIVES A SHIT?!? First of all, salvia is legal. Secondly, just because she’s a disney star doesn’t mean she shouldn’t be allowed to have fun. Sure, it was stupid to let someone film it, given her public image. However, it’s ridiculous to hold a teenage girl to such high standards. Let her be young, man. Jesus.
miley = lindsay, part deux (but with a better body).
soo…is salvia worth a try? weed sucks, and coke is too expensive.
price of salvia has skyrocketed in the last week for some reason…
Salvia is hella fun.
Looks like the assistant’s face is being blown off backwards by high winds.
We’re going to listen to Melissa Gilbert’s opinion about drugs…a chick whose darkest transgression was when she deliberately spilled Nellie Oleson’s inkwell in the one room schoolhouse?
Or does being married to Tron suddenly remind people you’re still alive and she felt the urge to say SOMETHING while people were still looking at her.
No shit…she’s married to Tron.
Read Melissa Gilbert’s book…. I’m thinking she might qualify as someone who can tell when a child star is headed down a path of drugs.
You already know I’m not going to read Melissa Gilbert’s book, right?
Melissa Gilbert’s opinion on drugs is worth listening to. …..I’ll bet the whole “oh, woe is me, I cleaned up my act and am now the spokesperson for Drugfree.org” is nothing more than a scam.
In fact, I’d bet if you asked her she could still help you with making a great load of magic brownies. Or at least tell you how to get prescriptions for xanax from doctors all across the country. People on the tour she just did of the musical of Little House have told many stories involving the “drug free” Laura ingalls.
Oh God, stop the presses: Miley Cyrus wanted attention.
No one else noticed that the assistant with giant breasts has a fanny bag full of colorful bendy straws?? You’re all wrong about Miley = Lindsay 2. This unquestionably proves that Miley = Britney 2.
Further investigation shows that it is NOT a fanny bag at all but rather a full Retard Preparedness Kit. To further substantiate my evidence, I would like to highlight the presence of Starbucks. The assistant is prepared for a full blown “Shoogie Drink” tantrum.
The green bag is a makeup kit and the “straws” are more than likely a bunch of those twisty things used to curl her hair. You don’t get that “messy curled” look she has adopted without some help! The fact that she has a Starbucks cup in her hand is hardly proof of anything, since Starbucks is everywhere. You detective skills are probably blurred by the giant bowl of salvia you just smoked while wishing you were sharing it with Miley.
BTW,Fish the third person isn’t her mom….Tish wouldn’t be caught dead looking like death warmed over,especially now that she is single!
That is her make-up chick Denika Bedrosian. Google that shit. Her sister’s boobs are even bigger!
Miley, I got a bong you can smoke………in my pants.
Anyone who says “…wanted to get caught” should get punched in the neck. Never assume calculation where stupidity is a sufficient explanation.
McFeeley, I don’t think you’re giving Miley enough credit. Her actions were both stupid AND calculated. Who says it has to be one or the other, right?
A far more effective strategy for establishing her adulthood & independence from family & Mouse would be to release an explicit sex tape.
It would be funny if she turned out to be a total stoner. It would explain a lot.
I have to agree with her. I believe that she might have set herself up just to get the medias attention. You know like Lindsay always notices the paparazzi (sp) of where and when she will be somewhere.
Five pics, and in every one she’s got her mouth open. Obvious dental difficulties going on. The teeth just can’t be tamed.
all i know is if Miley wasn’t filmed smoking whatever the hell is that she was smoking nobody would be discussing her this afternoon. PR is PR
Wow her female friend/assistant is uglier than her ! We know the trick Miley and it will not make you look cute in comparison.
I still want to jam my penis in her.
don’t even try to go blonde, stupid girl.
Does her assistant have a whole bunch of extra straws in her bag? Weird.
OMG CINNAMONTOGRAPHY? LOLOLOLOL LMFAO
She looks terrible with that hair color. It’s almost the same color as her spray-on tan.
Looks like Miley needs to drop the kids off at the pool in these pics.
*IRISH ACCENT* Of course Ye did
Your constant demastificulation of Billy Ray Cyrus is startin’ to wear on my good patience, sir!
She gets the mouth-breather look from daddy and the glazed-over dipshit look from momma.
of course she did… shes soo deep and mature now that shes legal
Yes, who is Mylie’s big breasted friend, for fame is fleeting but big-uns are forever!
Looks like two hot trannies and the guy who washes their floor.
She wanted to get caught. No shit sherlock
Frankenstein called. He wanted to know when his wife was getting off work.
Anyone else notice that BlondeStripe McGiantBoobs appears to have stolen a bunch of bendy straws from Starbucks?
“The water’s makin’ my baby pot all jiggly.”
Oh my god, Look shes holding her stomach, must be pregnant, be she feels stupid now from smokin all that POT.. errr.. salvia… Oh wait… no must be an upset stomach from the munchies.. Either way.. GOOD ON YA GIRL! PFT
I’m not defending her, but there’s not necessary to smoke a whole joint, to start filming videos and have fun with nothing.
Good point. Now have another bong hit.
Amy Whinehouse as an assistant? This will end well.
I guarantee..
Her next act of rebellion will be releasing photos of herself in bed with an NBA player, with her face covered with semen.
I have an assistant to carry my straws around, too.
“Breast” sound too sanitize, its really wrong to be use in this venue in such a way. Where is the mound after mound of flying-flesh anyway?
just posers a suitcase full of pot & let’s see what happens at the airport?
Oh so that’s what Amy Winehouse is working as now. It all makes sense.
Looks like she’s had another crazy night. I mean, heck, why else would you look like you just got hit by a truck.
Let’s keep it real. This bimbo can’t sing and sure couldn’t act, so now thanks to the parents that buy her products and let their kids go to her movies and concerts, she will be around a long time doing anything to keep her self in the headline.
THAT’S NOT HER MOM, STUPID.