Billy Ray Cyrus Wishes Twerking Was Around When He Had That One Song

By: The Superficial / August 29, 2013

My dear, sweet, Photo Boy, this.

Now that Miley Cyrus twerking is part of our national tapestry, official lexicon and soon, oxygen, what the world really wants to know is what Billy Ray Cyrus thought of his tender little Hanner Montanner’s performance at the VMAs. And it turns out the answer is, “Well, shoot, I’d reckon I’d like to try that.” Via Twitter:

“Mile, if twerkin woulda been invented…. And I had a foam finger…. I woulda done the same thang you did.” – DAD

I don’t know how this would even be possible, but in case you missed Miley Cyrus’ performance, here it is so you can fully appreciate the luscious mullet this ridiculousness just walked into the room with:

Watched the whole thing? Good. Now imagine Billy Ray Cyrus doing everything Miley just did with Robin Thicke and that foam finger. All done? Perfect. Now on your way to justifiably murder every one I love dear in front of my face, could you maybe grab some ‘Za? I could really go for some ‘Za. Also, I’m saying ‘Za to make you angrier so you’ll get here quicker, bro-ham. *tucks napkin into collar, holds knife and fork*