Miley Cyrus Thought She Could Replace Emily Ratajkowski, This Isn’t Funny Anymore

August 26th, 2013 // 178 Comments
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A few months back, Robin Thicke released his video for “Blurred Lines” which featured Emily Ratajkowski bouncing around naked because she is a gift and an angel from God. I’d even go so far to say it’s the music video equivalent of Peter Dinklage hula hooping and should be spoken of in hushed whispers and awed tones. Except last night, the VMAs producers thought it’d be great to defile Emily’s legacy by having Gwen Stefani on meth twerk her lizard tongue in a nude vinyl bikini all over Robin Thicke which she naturally agreed to because everyone seems to forget Miley Cyrus has been vagina diddling onstage since she was knee high to a grasshopper. (Or 2010, whatever.) At any rate, below is her performance because 20 years ago Alan Thicke and Billy Ray Cyrus touched an Aztec skull at the same time during a thunderstorm. That’s the only explanation here.

 

And here’s how Will Smith‘s entire family reacted:

Will Smith Family Reaction To Miley Cyrus VMAs

 

In their defense, this is how incredible and now classier in comparison the unrated “Blurred Lines” video is:

 

And, finally, so you’ll never sleep at night because the lizard tongue strikes when your eyes are closed:

Miley Cyrus Tongue VMAs

It tasteses your thoughtsss…

Photos: Getty

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  1. Miley Cyrus Nude Bikini Twerking Robin Thicke VMAs
    Lily
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    Yeah, I get the VMA’s are supposed to be outlandish but Miley crossed the line into psychologically disturbing.

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    thelastrisk
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    Oh my god. Can’t we be done with this Sh*t. Women are being raped in the
    Congo, people are being blown up in the middle east to the point that people are employed to pick UP THEIR LIMBS!! Seriously! This is a silly ass with no talent and yet she’s dominated popular culture for the last three days when we truly should be looking at our national policies! Wake up folks –we are expected to be distracted –WAKE UP!

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    Fat Foot
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    His pops was a stud in his time.

  4. Miley Cyrus Nude Bikini Twerking Robin Thicke VMAs
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    “YOU REMIND ME OF MY DADDY!”

    *Clears throat nervously while trying to think of baseball*

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    dot
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    Thicke missed his opportunity for the perfect fish hook

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    zorro
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    Looks like a jackass being mounted by a zebra. Good luck with that.

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    zorro
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    There’s that stupid ass tongue again, and horns on her stupid ass head. Cocaine is a beautiful thing.

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    zorro
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    I think she was sniffing some “blurred lines” before the show. How proud her family must be…

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    zorro
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    There’s a keeper to show her kids in the future, that is if she has a future. She’s heading down the road of now return. Good luck skank.

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    The Janitor
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    I’m not gay and I’m not a duck (whateverthefucktheyare), but if you want the right to be gay then someone should have the right to disapprove. It makes sense. For instance, if this Phil(my dick) fella wants to be an idiot, then you have the right to call him an idiot. It wouldn’t even bother him. This is a ridiculous argument. And I’ll furthermore yield. I am a man of logic and boobies, logic and boobies…..

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    anonymous
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    Yep. She sticks out her tongue in photos because smiling embarrasses her.

    Doing this crap is she’s fine with but smiling makes her blush.

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    Beetlejuice and a winged monkey from Oz.

  13. Miley Cyrus Nude Bikini Twerking Robin Thicke VMAs
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    Her complete understanding of “sexy” is act like a dog in heat. Next she’ll sit on the stage and start scooting.

  14. Miley Cyrus Nude Bikini Twerking Robin Thicke VMAs
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    Ace Ventura: “Excuse me sir, but do you have a mint? Perhaps some Binaca?”

  15. Miley Cyrus Nude Bikini Twerking Robin Thicke VMAs
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    “Give me my precious, Frodo!”

  16. Miley Cyrus Nude Bikini Twerking Robin Thicke VMAs
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    It was more sexually appealing watching Ozzy Osbourne bite the head off a live bat.

  17. Miley Cyrus Nude Bikini Twerking Robin Thicke VMAs
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    Never seen an ass with a weird gap like that before, it really does look like an uncooked chicken.

  18. Miley Cyrus Nude Bikini Twerking Robin Thicke VMAs
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    jug eared kid in the middle has finally worked out what his orientation is.

  19. Miley Cyrus Nude Bikini Twerking Robin Thicke VMAs
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    Audience: “oh god she had burritos for lunch!”

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    Pancake ass.

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    God it’s like a suction cup.

  22. Miley Cyrus Nude Bikini Twerking Robin Thicke VMAs
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    She’s like a rectum with a person attached.

  23. Miley Cyrus Nude Bikini Twerking Robin Thicke VMAs
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    A slutty ironing board.

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    Mama Pinkus
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    gawd she is gross……wait, let me clarify……..gawd they are gross

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    Cass
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    Those bikini bottoms were not giving a millimeter.

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