Miley Cyrus Thought She Could Replace Emily Ratajkowski, This Isn’t Funny Anymore

August 26th, 2013 // 178 Comments
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A few months back, Robin Thicke released his video for “Blurred Lines” which featured Emily Ratajkowski bouncing around naked because she is a gift and an angel from God. I’d even go so far to say it’s the music video equivalent of Peter Dinklage hula hooping and should be spoken of in hushed whispers and awed tones. Except last night, the VMAs producers thought it’d be great to defile Emily’s legacy by having Gwen Stefani on meth twerk her lizard tongue in a nude vinyl bikini all over Robin Thicke which she naturally agreed to because everyone seems to forget Miley Cyrus has been vagina diddling onstage since she was knee high to a grasshopper. (Or 2010, whatever.) At any rate, below is her performance because 20 years ago Alan Thicke and Billy Ray Cyrus touched an Aztec skull at the same time during a thunderstorm. That’s the only explanation here.

 

And here’s how Will Smith‘s entire family reacted:

Will Smith Family Reaction To Miley Cyrus VMAs

 

In their defense, this is how incredible and now classier in comparison the unrated “Blurred Lines” video is:

 

And, finally, so you’ll never sleep at night because the lizard tongue strikes when your eyes are closed:

Miley Cyrus Tongue VMAs

It tasteses your thoughtsss…

Photos: Getty

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  1. Bob

    No one can replace Emily Ratajkowski. Except for her sluttier, identical, twin sister (who exists, entirely in my own imagination) who inspires Emily to enjoy an incestuous threesome with me.

    She’s a great girl. You’d all love her.

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    Napoleon Bonaparte
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    This is like the ‘rape joke’ of shitty pop music.

  3. Kate

    Douche chill!

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    Greenie
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    Is it working yet? Am I popular?

  5. Miley Cyrus Nude Bikini Twerking Robin Thicke VMAs
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    On a happier note I’m relieved my Vans from 1998 found a new home.

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    Chezare
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    DAT ugly ASS

  7. Bubba

    Somewhere, in the depths of his twisted dungeon, Tim Burton has informed Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter that he plans to move forward with his lawsuit against Robin Thicke for stealing the Beetlejuice suit. “He will pay, my muses. He will pay”….

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    T
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    She looks like she’s getting fisted

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    Margaret
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    I’d fuck it. I wouldn’t want to hear it say anything but I’d fuck it all to pieces.

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    Rennnii
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    Didn’t someone tell her “yo girl, reduced mobility from a rigid fabric will cause bad creases when you prance.” She should of worn a regular nude bikini (like the women in the Robin Thicke mv) rather than that horrible vinyl one.
    Oh wait, ‘cuz vinyl is sooooooo hardcore!!!
    Ridiculous

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    Nicholi1120
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    She is an argument against ever trying Silvia. The girl has gone insane!!

  12. Miley Cyrus Nude Bikini Twerking Robin Thicke VMAs
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    They know the costume designers’ choices are a joke, right? …right?

  13. Miley Cyrus Nude Bikini Twerking Robin Thicke VMAs
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    He looks a little confused as to exactly what is represented here. As am I.

  14. Miley Cyrus Nude Bikini Twerking Robin Thicke VMAs
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    I didn’t know Simon Cowell could sing…

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    SOUR LIFE
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    robin thicke wife must have been super happy about this

    • dennis

      Just saw Robin’s wife naked in 2 Guns.

      She doesn’t have anything to worry about. Unless Robin’s into girls who look like Justin Bieber in drag.

  16. heey

    Was it Maxim that declared ‘Ugly is the new Hot’? It went right up Miley’s head. Too bad Amada Bynes didn’t beat them to it and call Miley ‘Ugly’. We would have been spared all this.

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    Looks like Grimace sprung for the all access backstage passes this year.

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    Jenn
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    When I look at this, all I see is Beiber in drag rubbing his ass on Alan Thicke. Make it stop!

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    KC
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    It’s good to see that the Hamburgler is getting some.

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    amir
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    The new satanic princess, bow down slaves.

  21. What a fucking horrorfest.

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    Also not pictured: Talent

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    Jentilly
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    Run Liam, run as fast as you can!!

  24. Miley Cyrus Nude Bikini Twerking Robin Thicke VMAs
    Commented on this photo:

    Somewhere Amanda Bynes is excited that her new roommate might bring crack and bath salts…

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    BRo
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    #1 Hand on backwards.

  26. Miley Cyrus Nude Bikini Twerking Robin Thicke VMAs
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    Girl at bottom right is a stunner. Minka Kelly doppleganger

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    BRo
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    The show at chuck e cheeze is more entertaining.

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    Pip Pip Cheery-O
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    Someone’s piiiiiiiissssed at her Daddy.

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    mavis davis
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    Which is flatter, her ass or his crotch?

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    tlmck
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    What the hell could those people possibly be reaching for?

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    tlmck
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    Somewhere there is a producer who thought this was a good idea. Hopefully it was a female producer and we can introduce her to Chris Brown.

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    Stavros
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    This girl is disgusting !!!!
    A Kid trying to be sexy but looking and carrying on like a trollop !
    How embarrasing for her parents, relatives and”friends” !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  33. DaddyIssues

    Is it just me, or does Robin Thicke look like Billy Ray Cyrus?

    • I agree, and I think Miley thought that too..hence her dry humping him, feeling him up and flapping her tounge around in his face etc.
      She was as comfy and happy as a pick in muck.

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    Gordon
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    I bet he’s dealing with some growing pains.

    I apologize.

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    weansie
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    pretty sure liam must have gone by now.
    man, she is GROSS

  36. Robin Thicke “Give it to you” (Explicit) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TH8m6J3gPH0

    0:24 – tongue out, retarded expression on face
    1:32 – PAY ATTENTION IT’S QUICK – the finger glove thingymajigs, again with retarded expression on face (here there’s 3 of ‘em in different races and colors)
    Lots of twerking

    That’s all, because I don’t want to finish watching this dumb video, seriously.

    • The point I’m trying to make is that a lot of the stupidity in this video, is probably at least 50% robin thicke’s responsibility. he probably put miley up to this tomfoolery by the looks of it.

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    PunkA
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    Her face is ugly. She looks like a rabid chipmunk. I even think she is frothing at the mouth as a result of the rabies. Not attractive at all. And her hair is just–I mean, she is no Gewn Stefani, ok?

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    bernard
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    henseforth known as “Dumb Tongue”

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    bruce wayne
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    sweet jesus rape me now!

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    chicken azzzzz

  41. Christian

    Yeah what happened to Hannah Montana??She was only dancing on poles..Miley completed the Disney school of perversion,so this is continuation of that..

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    thecrazybetty
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    this must be some kind of initiation by the satanic music industry. you know, you have to humiliate yourself publicly and then satan will keep your soul and give you big riches and big fame. it’s the only explanation for these clowns making such fools of themselves. you know they rehearsed it – they had to know that this was bad back then.

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    thecrazybetty
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    her teef are too big for her mouth. and that tongue is repulsive. nothing lady like at all about this stupid little girl..

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    thecrazybetty
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    she does not have a cute figure. she needs to get dressed.

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    thecrazybetty
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    oh my god.

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    thecrazybetty
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    what a vile creature. she looks like satan.

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    thecrazybetty
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    you could drive a train through that.

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    thecrazybetty
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    wow she is really ugly.

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    Wow
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    Is… is that a door?

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    mimi
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    He’s so fat. And ugly.

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