I Say What In The World Has That Miley Cyrus Gotten Herself Into Now

August 23rd, 2013 // 39 Comments

Second amendment debates are fun, but let’s not lose sight of the fact that out here in the real world Miley Cyrus doing stupid shit to her hair while wearing tiny outfits. So here she is getting ready for the VMAs this weekend and letting us know it ain’t nothing but a G thang because she wants to get shot by George Zimmerman. Ha! These kids today and their death wishes. God love ‘em.

Photos: INFdaily, Splash News

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    For God sake , do Lesbian porn “Girlfriend films”, all tongue no dildos!

  2. JohnnyL

    As long as she isn’t beating his head against the sidewalk she shouldn’t have anything to worry about.

  3. JungleRed

    God this bitch needs a beat down from Chris Brown. Since she’s into the “G thang.”

    • Pat C.

      I think she really is more gangsta than Chris Brown – at least I doubt she’ll whine as much as he does when things get f***ked up.

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    anonymous
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    Pedobear has finally met his match.

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    Al
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    diaper?

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    BetterBelieveIt
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    WOW!!! SHE GOT SUPER HOT LEGS!!! NICE THIGHS!

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    Batu Khan
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    She could use 8-10 pounds and a stylist… and class, and charm, and intelligence, and…

  8. This bonehead probably can’t even spell “G”, much less “thang”.

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    charlie
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    cause when I think of hip hop frankie muniz in drag comes to mind

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    ThisWillHurt
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    “Gimme summa that big ol’ pink dick!”
    “I’m 8 years old.”
    “Don’t make me take it now!”

  11. MAKE IT STOP

    No way Liam is still hitting this. Blech, complete embarrassment, and straight up if another 12 year old replies to this telling me to shut up unless I make 130 million a year I will F*ckin snap.

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    JC
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    “When ah was a little gurl, mah daddy used to get dolled up just like you when he snuck into mah bedroom at night fer ‘daddy-daughter fun time.’”

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    Nice junior high arm poetry.

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    GripDaddyMex
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    She look like she would burp real loud and then strike a cute pose. I don’t know why lol.

  15. dunkydoo

    i hate this girl.

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    BRo
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    Weak minds eventually embrace the thing they fear

  17. Does she have to lick EVERYTHING? Her tounge is like the feelers on a friggin snail!! I wish she´d do hardcore lesbian porn already so that we don´t have to watch her hump and suck everything and everyone she encounters.
    Since when is being a rampant nymphomaniac the equivalent of being edgy???

  18. cube gleamer

    Her tongue is always out.
    My daddy used to say, “close your mouth or you will catch flies.”
    I wonder what here daddy used to say.

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    suckaMC
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    Alfred meet Bear.

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    CtF
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    Given that her upper-lip looks like that of a horse, she must’ve confused that bear for a pink salt-lick.

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    Napoleon Bonaparte
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    Gonorrhea?

  22. You’ve posted some… interesting stuff here, but this is officially the most turned-off I’ve ever been.

  23. kery

    Miley is trying to become edgy but dear girl we always remember you as Hannah montana ok? ;P

  24. She is soo fucking stupid…she ain’t a “sister”, so why act like a black whore?

    • In all honesty, I think even black people are offended by her stupid behaviour.How many black girls have you seen feeling everything and everyone up with thier tounge?? She´s a bad example for all races.
      She´s trying so hard to be edgy and cool that from the point of view of us onlookers, she looks like a retarded nymphomaniac on crack.

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    Mascots and costume characters creep me out, because I can’t ever not picture the person inside acting like a complete jackass. The only one I’ve ever come near was Hello Kitty at Sanrio Puroland in Japan, because knowing there is a tiny Japanese girl inside kind of zaps all the creepy out of it.

    This is the first time I’ve ever felt creeped out for the person *in* the suit.

  26. tlmck

    The only thing worse is that she still has fans.

  27. She’s showing the bear that she swallowed every drop of cotton he shot into her mouth.

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    This is exactly why she was kicked out of Disney.

  29. That’s the look of someone only half-sure everyone else can see the bear.

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    Ms Swan
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    Bath Salts…

  31. CakePenis

    I feel sorry for the midgets trapped in those pink costumes.

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    Her hairstylist should be in jail.

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    thecrazybetty
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    MK Ultra.

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