Miley Cyrus’ Transformered Inta Dang Ol’ Billy Idol

December 17th, 2012 // 59 Comments

Sometime during the 1980s, rednecks looked around at all the mullets, stonewashed jeans and blind patriotism, and said, “You know what? It ain’t gonna get better than this,” and refused to move forward with the rest of society. So here’s Miley Cyrus completing her metamorphosis into Billy Idol by performing “Rebel Yell” at the VH1 Divas award last night which I assume Billy Ray Cyrus watched while mumbling something about “givin’ her a white weddin’ alright.” The man loves his kids.

Adding… Vagina diddle! You came back!

Photos: Getty, INFdaily, WENN

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  1. COW

    her career is dead.. why is she here?

  2. Jim

    MY GOD!! She looks even manlier than Bieber!! I thought her manly voice was enough..

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    Moo Cow Hunter
    Commented on this photo:

    We get it, Miley. You want a dick. Stop advertising it and call a plastic surgeon.

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    karlito
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    the last time i danced and grabbed my crotch..i was kicked out of the club and barred for life. mind you, i was naked at the time so maybe that had something to do with it.

  5. Soooo….ugly as a woman OR a man. OK, I guess inbreeding really isn’t a good idea.

  6. That’s just so goddamned inexpressibly awful I really cant find words to express it. The clothes, the music, all of it. Just fucking inexcusable.

    • Moo Cow Hunter

      I honestly believe Billy Idol would kill himself just so he could spin in his grave!

      • Or not. His slide has gained exponential momentum since “Mony Mony”.

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  7. PS That was goddamn horrible to listen to. I made it to about the :45 second mark.

  8. Minky Wail

    It’s a nice day for a white trash wedding.

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I wish Pumpkinhead would grow her hair back and stay out of Rob Halford’s closet.

  10. USDA Prime McBeef

    With a rebel yell, whore whore whore

    whore whore whore

  11. JC

    The mullet crowd loves this tune because they think it’s about Confederate soldiers rapin’ them Yankee whores. They feel a little weird about seein’ that young boy’s belly when he’s singin’ it, though.

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    That’s how she’s able to hit the high notes.

  13. So I guess it’s official – Miley Cyrus is completely surrounded by people who deaf, dumb and blind but continuously tell her she’s creative, edgy and talented. I think someone needs an intervention.

  14. Deacon Jones

    Well, I’m going to go against the grain here and state that I would fuck her silly in that outfit.

  15. Praise The Lords

    Shes the George Lucas of the music industry.

    Turning classic songs (Idol and previously Nirvana) which don’t need reinterpretation to crap.

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    bbiowa
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    Mad Max week on Glee. We seriously do not need another hero.

  17. RyeGirl

    I just can’t. This girl needs help. New management, new PR, or at the very least someone who says “NO”

  18. Can we please, PLEASE knock it off with the dang ol’ headlines, please ? Gah.

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    CK
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s really gettin’ those two fingers up in there, isn’t she?

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    The Royal Penis
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m not sure she could get any more unattractive.

    What the hell happened to the nubile barely legal teen prancing around with no bra and Daisy Dukes?

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    That’s an experienced diddler, right there. Disney trains their girls well.

  22. You’ll ever get me to listen to her “sing”! Never!

    I would still fuck her, though.

  23. Well I believe she is just plain old naughty!

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    May Johner
    Commented on this photo:

    Fucking Taco Bell.

  25. Everytime I read those headlines as it pertains to her, I keep hearing freakin Boomhauer’s voice in my head.

    • Yeah man, I tell ya what, man. That dang ol’ Internet, man. You just go on there and point and click. Talk about W-W-dot-W-com. An’ lotsa nekkid chicks on there, man. Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. It’s real easy, man.

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    Tom Cruise's Magical Penis
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey, Miley, how many roadies have you not blown yet?

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    Mike Walker
    Commented on this photo:

    I likey.

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    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
    Commented on this photo:

    Don’t break my Yell, my Rebel Rebel Yell…

  29. KC

    Her dance moves made me laugh.

  30. Prince Star-Butt

    If she could only sing ,,,

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    Mama Pinkus
    Commented on this photo:

    pathetic

  32. kery

    whatttt!! she cant sing she is ugly with that costume ;P

  33. I haven’t watched the video, so I don’t know how badly she butchers one of my favorite songs…but I’m surprisingly okay with the outfit…

  34. Originally she was slated to sing “Eyes Without a Face” but there was too much sniggering during rehearsals.

  35. Originally she was slated to sing “Eyes Without a Face” but there was too much snickering during rehearsals.

  36. richie

    belly idol

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    PeopleSuck
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    What the hell happened to what little hair she had left the LAST time I saw her?? And the song…my God…my ears are bleeding. (Wait, that may be because I stuck a fork in them…..).

  38. That’s an insult. Billy is classic. She couldn’t touch him with a ten-foot stripper pole.

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    gucci
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    Adam Lambert is definitely hotter as a blonde.

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    Bleh
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    Oh jeez! Horrible hair cut!

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    Aiken
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    ‘This many testicles I’ve dropped’

  42. me

    When did Pink get a mini me?

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    I think Liam fuck her too hard.

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