Miley Cyrus Is Going To Stick To This Vagina Thing, See Where It Goes

January 8th, 2014 // 50 Comments
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In case you were wondering how Miley Cyrus is going to change things up in 2014, she’s not unless you count seeing how far up her vulva she can wedge her leotard without splitting herself into two. Which, now that I think about it, is why Justin Bieber exists, so forget I spoke. Anyway, I promised myself I’d try and make it as far into the New Year as I could without posting about Vadgity Chipmunk, so I brought in a guest writer. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Jeff Foxworthy!

Folks, if you’re hootenanny has to be readjusted for drag, well, you just might be a redneck.

If your lady curtains… look like a hound dog’s ears… I may have just received information that you might be a redneck.

If I were to pick you up, throw you cooch-first against the wall, and watch you slowly roll down it like I got you out of a cereal box, there just might be a letter from your doctor that says you’re a redneck.

If your pappy… takes one look at you… and the first words out of his mouth are, “Shoot, baby doll, that ain’t near enough flappia majora,” I may have just been delivered confidential documents that say you might be a redneck.

I made millions of dollars doing nothing but this in the 90s. Your God is dead. G’night!

Photos: WENN

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  1. Miley Cyrus Vagina Wedgie
    oh i know
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    for crying out loud, mine hurts just looking at this!!! o_O

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    diego
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought Juggalos died off when we won the war on terrorism… No? That was the deal, right? We killed bin Laden, and then all the Juggalos were supposed to return to hell (or the nearest 7-11 parking lot).

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    freebie
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    it looks wet

  4. Miley Cyrus Vagina Wedgie
    freebie
    Commented on this photo:

    I hate that she’s wearing animal skins.

  5. :)

    She’s such a sweetie.

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    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hellooooooo Florida! Let me hear ya say ‘Jesus! What’s wrong with that skanky hillbilly? She used to be adorable and marketable! What happened?’”

  7. Kimmykimkim

    I bet a whole lot of things are going to stick to that vagina.

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    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    So, Miley Cyrus said “Tonight, I’m going on stage in a vagina wedgie onesie, bedazzled cowboy boots, puffball earrings, les-y pigtails, a flannel jacket tied around my waist, and a giant pimp coat over everything. Oh, and I’m holding a bra!” and no one stopped her.

  9. I agree with her strategy.

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    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “I think the rampant commercialization of Christmas, frequent use of the phrase ‘Happy Holidays,’ and the repression of Christian imagery is what’s destroying this country,” said Sarah Palin concerning the war on Christmas. When asked about Miley Cyrus giving herself a vagina melvin with a lesbian haircut while pretending Christmas is still going on in January, Mrs. Palin responded “She must be a godly and upright young lady, being from the South. I support her as an artist and a fellow servant of Christ. We’re practically the same! You betcha!”

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    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    In every photo like this, there’s a black guy severely embarrassed for white people.

  12. i’d be more interested in seeing pics of the people that are going to hannah montana’s shows.
    start posting pics of them and hanah montana will go away.

  13. Mohawk Disco

    The really sad part about Miley is not that she acts this trashy. It’s that she doesn’t get this is trashy.

  14. joe

    It goes to her cervix. Then the uterus.

  15. Miley Cyrus Vagina Wedgie
    Commented on this photo:

    Yeah, I don’t think she’s the only one who is sticking to Miley’s vagina.

  16. Hetero man here wondering if I’m the only one that doesn’t dig the high rise hip thing. Gimme a bitch with some regular fuckin’ drawers on.

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    Fancy Face
    Commented on this photo:

    Two theories for all of the Miley Vagina.

    1. This is what bullying does to people. Hear “you look like a dude!” long enough and you get the compulsion to prove the world wrong by rubbing its face in your vagina.

    2. Someone she loves is being held hostage by the Bikini Wax Mafia and if she doesn’t show off their handiwork at every goddamned oppertunity, that loved one gets it!

    Or you know, ATTENTION!!!!!

  18. Kimmykimkim

    This: If I were to pick you up, throw you cooch-first against the wall, and watch you slowly roll down it like I got you out of a cereal box, there just might be a letter from your doctor that says you’re a redneck.

    So good I almost cried. LOL.

    • cc

      I used to love those things. Not the cooch…you know, the ones out of the cereal box. My cat loved them too.

      As for Miley, well, does she have to TRY to look like an imbecile?

      • Kimmykimkim

        You know, I don’t think there’s a whole lot of trying involved here. I think she really is just being her filthy self. And those little things were totally cool. That is, until they got covered in carpet fuzz and all sorts of whatnot. Haha, carpet fuzz.

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    Roundhouse Kick
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m having a hard time understanding what I’m seeing here. That flesh coloured thing hanging out the side, is that one of her labia, or is it just her stockings? Then again, is that her slit on the right, or just an unfortunate crease in her thigh skin?

    • It’s more like a vagina muffin top. It’s not yet all the way in between the lips; but it’s in just the right spot, causing them to look more puffy and swollen that usual.

    • Female

      Its the crotch part of her panty hose…she’s wearing seamless pantyhouse and that part slipped out of place.

  20. Miley Cyrus Vagina Wedgie
    Commented on this photo:

    She wants you to see her snatch
    She needs you to see her snatch
    She insists that you look at her snatch
    If there was such a thing as snatchchat, she would be the first to post
    She came, she saw, she snatched
    Snatchity snatch snatch
    Snatchmo smatchmo
    Real entertainers reveal their labial lips
    So shut up all you haters

  21. I wouldn’t mind getting up in that. I’d do her in her flat ass too.

  22. Miley Cyrus Vagina Wedgie
    diego
    Commented on this photo:

    The Official Rollout of Beiber’s All-Canadian All-Flannel Condoms

  23. Miley Cyrus Vagina Wedgie
    Commented on this photo:

    “Your move, Taylor Swift.”

  24. eh

    Now I know our duty as Internet losers is to denounce her, and say, “Boo, how dare she not be wearing petticoats like my grandma!” but I like vagina. There, I said it. Thanks for showing me your vagina, Miley.

  25. Miley Cyrus Vagina Wedgie
    Commented on this photo:

    Did you just hear some muffled cry of “Hump DAY!”??

  26. Miley Cyrus Vagina Wedgie
    Commented on this photo:

    Look at that face. This girl’s derp is officially herped.

  27. Exactly what do you have to have covered up on stage these days to not be considered a stripper? Because I would have assumed exposed vulva equals stripper.

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    Back pain
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    Put the possum away milley we’ve all seen it by now.

  29. Fiero

    SO SICK OF THIS SILLY LITTLE GIRL. She can’t sing, can’t dance, has the body of a prepubescent little boy, no sex appeal at all. Put a thong on a chipmunk and send it out onstage – more appealing that this clown.

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    anonym
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    well she’s wearing some kind of pad that’s fucking it all up

  31. kery

    Miley is seeking for attention, she is disgusting and a redneck…

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    ruckus
    Commented on this photo:

    Holy shit!!! IT’S EATING HOWDY DOODY!!!

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    Herman Bumfudle
    Commented on this photo:

    #fuck i want it!

  34. randy

    all her backup dancers are way hotter and more talented

  35. darla

    Nowadays subpar talent ex Disney star like Miley Cyrus is just using her Vagina to sell album. What’s wrong with that . It’s not like she is being courted by decent good looking guys from normal decent family or she will ever have children who will question and follow her footstep her degrading “choices” when she was young.Will she?
    And besides when the time comes she will just drive herself to the dirtroads of Texas and choose her future husband from the bunch of drunk toothless pig farmers of backwater Texas redneck dilapidated saloon. who are also tacky and as vulgar as she is.

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    Dr Plaid
    Commented on this photo:

    She must be wearing some kind of pantyhose that go up to her tits, because I can’t see the top of them, but that is definitely the crotch pad coming out on the side. Her backup singer/dancer has it on also. Miley can only pull this off because she seems to have one of those micro-labia model vaginas where everything is self contained in the vulva. Nothing extra hanging out there.

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    Herman Bumfudle
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    uuumm. i’m in love with it.

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    Amok Spock
    Commented on this photo:

    I must enter V’ger … to er… communicate with it!

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