Miley Cyrus Ridin’ That Dang Ol’ Bike Ain’t Havin’ No Cammermans Peepin’ Up Her Squirrel Biskit

The Superficial / April 9, 2012

“Seriously? The one day I forget to shave it into a mullet? I’m so grounded.”

Here’s Miley Cyrus riding a bicycle in a short black dress without any underwear on on over the weekend which is amazing for someone who just a day earlier threatened to move to Nashville because the paparazzi won’t leave her alone:

Highly considering moving back to Nashville. I can’t stand these D Bag paparazzi anymore. Couldn’t even take my dog on a walk today

In Miley’s defense, it really isn’t fair her vagina can’t steer a bike to Pilates class without everybody making a big deal out of it. It’s not like she’s drawing attention to herself. She’s dressed like a nun!

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