“Seriously? The one day I forget to shave it into a mullet? I’m so grounded.”
Here’s Miley Cyrus riding a bicycle in a short black dress without any underwear on on over the weekend which is amazing for someone who just a day earlier threatened to move to Nashville because the paparazzi won’t leave her alone:
Highly considering moving back to Nashville. I can’t stand these D Bag paparazzi anymore. Couldn’t even take my dog on a walk today
In Miley’s defense, it really isn’t fair her vagina can’t steer a bike to Pilates class without everybody making a big deal out of it. It’s not like she’s drawing attention to herself. She’s dressed like a nun!
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do it, Miley…those parasitic paps need to get a real job anyways
Clint’s last line of script in that movie is the best.
lol nice catch…refresh my memory??
“You better bury Ned right! Or I’ll come back and kill every one of you sons-of-bitches.” Then he turns on his horse and rides off in the dark and the rain. A great finish.
Right you are…how could I forget!? Got it on dvd at the homestead..but haven’t watched it in ages…gotta give it another go!
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“I don’t deserve this… to die like this. I was building a house.”
“Deserve’s got nothin’ to do with it.”
Mr. Beauchamp pissing himself was amusing
is it really that hard to put on some underwear?
She actually is wearing underwear. In the ass shot picture you can see her panty lines (bleck panty I hate that word)…Even if she is wearing underwear the papp will just Photoshop a vag in the picture later…hence the holding of the skirt. Celebrity 101 “An object must guard your crotch at all times or a sandwich meat vag will be Photoshopped over it later
yeah, i don’t bother to look at pictures of this honkey.
Okay, who’s gonna be the first to sniff that seat? How ’bout it, McBeef?
The pungently sweet smell of fermentative Lactobacillus growth intertwines with subtle hints of Candida. It’s medium bodied, supple and balanced, with taint sweat and perianal notes that just begin to peek through on the finish.
Well, hell. After all that, I gotta run out and get me some.
I’m both perplexed and aroused by your comment.
So, in her parlance, airing out her vadge during a bike ride is called “walking the dog”? I’m pretty sure no one in Nashville wants to see her walking the dog, nor petting it, nor making it fetch either.
If you like a lot of teeth coming at ya out of a big moon face she’s the gal for you.
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I always put on my hooker dress before going bike riding.
Love the easy access dress! I’m not a fan but she does look good here.
Perfect Ass!
The other side of the Zac Efron coin. Liam must be pissed.
Best title ever Fish!!!!! Amazing job!! Had me laughing and that ain’t easy.
She’s literally getting off on all the attention. Is that what they call an attention whore?
What a retard.
Leave her alone shut up and look if you dont like it dont waste your time commenting retard so shut up and learn to be smart instead of wastingf precious time RETARD!!!!!!!!!!!
She has a banging little body.
No posting of the vag shots when she got into her car? Come on fish, you’re slipping
People thought she put baseball cards in the spokes of the wheels, so she had to pull her dress down to stop the flappin’.
Is it Cankle or Kankle? Either way she has them
Who wears this to Pilates? Looks like clubbing attire!
Advice to Miley:
1) have a Pilates instructor come to YOUR place so the paps don’t burn up megawatts taking your picture
2) keep honing your delightful self… yum!
Miley Cyrus: A Bicycle Built For Poon.
This from the girl who tweeted an ‘engagement’ ring photo (turned out to be a hoax) so that she could take the attention away from her gorgeous boyfriend, Liam, while he was promoting The Hunger Games. Get over yourself hillbilly, no one cares about you anymore.
Why would you ride a bike in a dress?
Like so many young women today she’s more concerned about looking good in her outfit than wearing something practical.
And if you’re not going to wear underpants, put on pants or shorts, not something that exposes your labia to everyone when you sit down. What’s wrong with women nowadays?!
Wait, she’s going sans underwear to a place called “The Rug Company”? Sometimes these jokes write themselves!
Sorry Swearin, no rug, hardwood floors. :-)
If the paparazzi stopped following her she would blow up!! She’s an attention whore and it’s pretty pathetic and old already. People called her fat and then she tweets about her curves and loving her body next thing you know she is posting pics of herself with a carls Jr bag saying I can’t it so I’ll smell it and working out everyday. She obviously took the fat comments to heart a little and contradicts herself every fucking minute. If she would shut up and grow up people would stop talking about her but she is so stupid and needy for attention she continues.
Yeah and now she is pissed people are saying she has an eating disorder. WTF do you think people are going to think when all you do is work out an the tweet that pic. If she really didn’t want to be talked about or photographed she would. Find a new Pilates class and don’t tell anyone. Heeellllooooo! That would solve your problem dumbass. Frankly I’m so sick of this ugly, spoiled hillbilly.
On that note look at other young stars like Emily Osment which is getting work still, Miley is not working right now, and Emily is quiet, professional and grounded she doesn’t go online every freaking second posting her every thought of the day. In 5 years lets see were they are. I’m sure Emily will still be moving forward and Miley will be a train wreck!! The Hilary Duff and Lindsay Lohan of my generation… Great:(
She disgusted me I can’t stand this girl. She is old news and she is panicking you can tell her man she getting way more attention and she knows he’ll dump her soon. She is a has been! It’s better to be a nobody then a has been. it must hurt her deeply that’s why she is acting like this.
Why did she even wear that outfit it’s hideous! And look at those cuts on her wrist must be taking notes from Demi Lovato lol
DAMN!!! SHE IS UGLY!!!!
Look, it’s Miley Vagirus.
omg! i just can’t get enough of that beautiful little cunt. wow!!!
Another check on the to do list beside ‘show a little bit of my torrid hoo-dee-doo for photo guys.. Naughty things she wants to accomplish before she dies.. or turns thirty.. whichever comes first..
Who wears a tight lil dress to ride a bike?! She’s a talentless little wanna be. Overdose already and take Brittany and Lindsay with you please. It would be the perfect trifecta!!! Don’t they always happen in threes?
She looks really cute, I can hardly see any gum!
She looks great. I love her hot little body and legs, and she was great in ScandinaviaDating!
wow! pink and blue silhouettes. uuumm miley, you have a very beautiful dream catcher! and you look so delicious too!!!
right now i wanna be her bicycle seat, yummy!!
Stupid ass. Those are marks from her wrist watch.
Nice double-camera, black guy
Normally when you ride around the trailer park you don’t pull your dress down over the vagy
Miley’s full of shit. You expect to wear a short dress awith no underwear and ride a fucking bike when you’re surrounded by cameras, and not have people staring at your wide open crotch? The only reason she’s holding that dress down like that is if she leaves it open the paparazzi might get a shot of how wet her vagina is because she’s getting off on the attention.
Put some fucking pants or stop the bullshit.
What the hell is going on with her hair?
delicious! mmmmm. Bangable. I wish she would just stop wearing raunchy clothes and strip for me! Naked wet Miles! lol
I LIKE YOU MILEY :D
so wat she was pole so wat she was pole dancing it not like she tiakng off her clothes on stage miley is geting older and you going she different side her that you not going like and miley is still my favor singer