Maybe Miley Cyrus Dang Ol’ Skirt Weren’t So Short We Wouldn’t Be Seein’ Her Squirrel Covers

The Superficial / July 18, 2013

And now we’re really back in the swing of things. Here’s Miley Cyrus in London this morning where she rewarded the Royal Empire on its recent legality of gay marriage with a brief showing of her, and I quote, “daddy biskit.” Tradition has it their porches shall now remain free of coons and their moonshine will only cause temporary blindness. In related news, England’s taking America back. They have no idea what’s going on over here, but playtime’s over, mister.

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