She’s officially Britney now.
A braless – Am I allowed to point that out? – Miley Cyrus confronted the paparazzi yesterday while out to eat with her mom and soon-to-be-exploited younger sister*. And seriously, the only thing missing from this scenario is an umbrella and Whoppers with cheese. “Listen, y’all, I know you’re just doin’ your job, ya know? So if you could just tell me where the nearest Johnny Rockets is and how to get pregnant with two boys, don’t know why, but it’s gotta be two, I won’t be forced to shave mah head then show you mah hootenanny despite every urge in mah body telling me it’d be like drinking an ice, cold Frappaciner. — Oh, God, resistance fading. EVERYBODY DOWN!”
*Fun Fact: Miley also has an older brother making her the middle-child, just like Britney, which effectively proves Disney is manufacturing these kids in a lab. Except never let the oldest one become the star. NEVER. For the love of God.
Photos: Fame, Pacific Coast News
FIRST!
ok, i generally HATE this girl, and she has a dumb face. but holy shit! AMAZING looking tits! NOM NOM NOM!
c’mon paparazzi, you can do better than this. Lets see those PUFFIES raw!!
she has kankles
This is a REALLY ugly & sad little girl- NO, not hatin’ just writing down the plain truth that EVERY sighted HONEST person can see with their own 2 eyes-
Straight up YUCKY TROLLSVILLE
To all you bluenosed, uptight, repressed, anal prudes out there: How about you tell us how old your first sex partner was. Really…go ahead. My first experiences were when I was around 11 with a 13 year old. That was just oral, handjobs, etc. The first time for intercourse, she was 16. The second one was 16. The third one was 17. Soooo???
There is nothing strange or perverse about men looking at women in their late teens. We’re actually genetically wired to seek out a mate who is attractive and who could raise beautiful (and numerous) children.
Society tells us how we can and cannot behave so that our civilization is protected from those who are unable to control their biological urges. That’s what differs us (at least MOST of us) from animals.
So Vito, you are a pervert then? What is this confession?
@ Realist and Fan- No asshole, he’s just trying to explain to some of you that think that the age of 18 is some universal magic number for sexual & mental maturation for humans is silly. It’s an arbitrary age that is used, and not even consistently throughout North America- that is “REAL”. Age for consent differs depending where you live and at what time period you live in. What “Vito” said in biological terms is very true and correct… I didn’t hear him advocate pedophilia, he just said that most men are attracted to young women, they “usually” will be able to produce the most healthy (genetically speaking) offspring, and young people engage in sexual behavior despite what many of you want to admit. Oh btw, I personally would rather scratch my ear drums out then to listen to a 5 minute interview with Miley… nice legs though.
love them.. lets see them
And wearing a see-thru shirt nonetheless..WET SHIRT Contest anyone? OK, I know I am a prev, but you were thinking it yourselves!
Must confess, the thought crossed my mind..
It’s very easy to become distracted by tight young tits & long legs.
But gentlemen, pervs & dudes, study the heads of this clan. Look at the faces.
Something is very, very wrong in this particular gene pool.
Frank, right on. And sexy? She looks like unkempt trailer trash, always. Pigeon-toed, skinny, poor posture…what is sexy about that?
what’s perverted about it? I damn sure want to see it.
Transformation is not complete til we get good quality nudity. All her naughty parts. Which im hoping takes place in 5 weeks, 6 days…
i’m not going to lie, it’s a LITTLE creepy that you know exactly when she’s going to be legal.
Yeah i wiki’d it…
FrankNfrtr, you hit the nail on its (in this case ugly) head.
nothing perverted about it. Its natural to look at perky titties and a nice tight body even though her face looks like a fucking chipmunk. You can always brown bag her and plow away. Remember, there’s no such thing as an ugly blowjob. And I don’t give a shit if she’s only 17. I’d beat the shit outta that cunt if she says anything. Fucking cunt.
“nothing perverted about it”
Repeat it enough times and it becomes truth…right?
She looks dumber than a bag of hammers.
Plus, also, her head looks like a pumpkin or basketball with a wig on it. take yer pick.
LOL!!
She looks just like her dad. Billy Ray’s head on a jailbait body, those mad scientists at Disney MUST be stopped.
The pumpkin or basketball head is always what I’ve noticed too. Plus her shoulders look like she’s wearing football pads. They’re slowly swallowing up her neck.
Nice pokies lol. Seriously cant wait for this girl to turn 18. Hope she stays in shape.
How sad for you. the age of consent in my state is 16.
*grabs notepad*
And what state is that good sir???
Yes but bangin her and videotapin it are 2 diff things. When i nail that bitch its goin viral!
Puddin, the age of consent is 18 years old in less than 1/3 of US states. I don’t get why people seem to think chicks have to be 18 to have sex with.
Ironically, they have to be 18 to take a naked picture..because I guess that’s MUCH worse than a pack of bikers passing around a 16 year old girl like a fleshlight party favor?
laws are weird.
They start so young now what a shame Im #1
If it’s not polite to point, Miley is downright RUDE!
Keeping pointing, girl! :)
she’s a homely headed bitch…
I think she cute as all hell in pic 3
I’m a horn dog…but damn, you are a degenerate, sir.
no matter how hard she tries…
…she will always be lkike a daughter to us
now where’s noah…? we need a talk with her…
i’d taste em :)
Just curious, but what is so magical about “18?” In a month is she going to be more “adult” than she is now?
If girls mature faster than boys…..
Whatever.
Just in a mood I guess.
wow Noah is dressed like um her much older sister
With teeny tiny pushup bra sticking out of her tank top and all, y’all.
her nips are way more perky than Britney. Britney’s point down like udders.
Just wait until after the first couple litters.
fester is right…plus brit has 10 years on this ho…
I’d hit that
me too, with a 2×4.
Don’t get any ideas Pedos. Cant you see shes not wearing any bra and happen to be erect by accident? get a pacifier…
Yes, we noticed she wasn’t wearing a bra. that was the whole point.
and she’s legal to 3-hole gang bang an NFL team in 2/3 of the country, so you can jam your “pedos” up your bunghole.
LOLOLOLOL! I like how u think mon!
There are no underage girls here or Muhammad followers………pedo ,LMAO!
Ironically, the younger one (who doesn’t need it) is wearing a bra, and the older one (who barely needs it) is not wearing a bra.
You stay classy Appalachia!
Oh, good god! The little one is exactly the same!! Same nose, same stupid duck lips!! Shoot her!! SHOOT HER NOW!!!!!
id hit it so hard id break off inside her like a bee stinger….in a month or so, of course…oh, who am i kidding, id hit that shit right damn now!
i cannot believe she would let her LITTLE sister see her damn nipples popping out AND the little girl is actually wearing a bra!!! I can’t even believe they make them that small!!!
even her little sister is wearing slutty clothes… this is wrong.
i cannot believe she would let her LITTLE sister see her damn nipples popping out AND the little girl is actually wearing a bra!!! I can’t even believe they make them that small!!!
I am really offended by that 9 year old with the pink bra. That should not be allowed in public. Is her mother advertising her to child rapists or something?
yeah.. something is really wrong with that. She must be wearing Miley’s bra. It looks like it’s got a bit of padding in it too. What the heck!
@Sugar
Right on once again. Where is DEFACS when you need ‘em? I know…they only take away kids from POOR white trash.
note to paparazzi girl:
nice, uh, sneakers?
I violated my probation just looking at these pictures.
That is a great comment.. too funny
shes gonna fall hard, acting straight up retarded like that.
still I’d hit it, rim, etc
I definitely look forward to seeing her tits in the near future.
whoa, who’s the chub?
I like the pap in pics 5 & 6… THIGH-ZILLA!
Nice feature in her profession, celebs can’t even outrun her with their Ferraris.
shes gonna fall hard, acting straight up retarded like that.
still I’d hit it, rim, etc
If thats her being a minor, wonder what she’ll do next when she is “legal”.
Hey daddy, no panties! Wanna see?!
If thats her being a minor, wonder what she’ll do next when she is “legal”.
Hey daddy, no panties! Wanna see?!
the girl is the black tights, them are some fucking gross fat thunder thighs…yuck!
Her left nipple is lower than the right.
That’s because she’s just letting them flop around freely, lol.
For some reason the movie”The Hills Have Eyes” popped into my head but not for the obvious reason. I think they need to change the filter on that gene pool.
I don’t know what is worse, Miley not wearing underwear or her 10 year old sister showing hers. They knew they were going to be photographed.
Is almost sad how Disney explotes these children without any concern to train or improve their craft… Britney Spears, Cyrus, Lohan, the two kids in Suite Life, the 3 kids in Wizards of Weberly Place… they are all told they are stars but the only thing keeping them on TV is the Disney Brand.
For some reason the movie”The Hills Have Eyes” popped into my head but not for the obvious reason. I think they need to change the filter on that gene pool.
I don’t know what is worse, Miley not wearing underwear or her 10 year old sister showing hers. They knew they were going to be photographed.
when your smaller in the chest area your allowed to go braless. but in a white tshirt, come onnn!
Ok so When is she Turning 18 again?
I must know but dont want to google it,
This, This whole thread,this pictures< It is VERY WRONG
DAMN YOU FISH DAMN YOU!!! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!! AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHh
Would I be breaking any laws if i Save this pictures to my computer??
Well, this is not the first time Miley does this, Anyone remembers when she was working out in the green bikini top, those things bouncing around, I do
I just remember this Gif of her sucking on a fruit…
http://img8.imageshack.us/i/cyrussuck1.gif/
and here is the jogging picture
http://lh6.ggpht.com/_iahfAGFVUy0/Sa2CNNoszLI/AAAAAAAAATs/8tB0rDzveHA/%5BUNSET%5D.jpg?imgmax=800
THANK YOU!!
I know women have nipples so men will want to have anal sex with them but I’m not sure why girls under 18 have them. Maybe to help them with math?
So…Men having nipples and anal sex is your thing? Anal sex with men?
Women have nipples you dumbass homo.
Classy mother – great parenting.
they all are UGLY!!!!!!!!
OMG
IF I save this pics to my laptop, will i get in trouble? lol
This whole Thread, This comments, this whole thing is wrong
Damn you Fish, Putting temptation in front of us like that
horrible horrible
This is not the first time Miley did this Anyone remember the Jogging pictures?
the ones where she is jogging with a shirt and a green bikini? I do
burton you are fail. Those are some FUCKING HOT thunder thighs. Let me at that white meat.
I watched Wrong Turn 2 the other night and was reminded of Miley and her kin. Image from the movie at this link (no ads or pop-ups, just a jpeg):
http://images31.fotosik.pl/220/a7637a71caee397f.jpg
“I just think the fact is funny/ that they’ll take a little girl and pimp her for the cash & money/ And what’s gonna become of ‘em in like 50 years/ when Hannah Montana turnin’ into Britney Spears…”
-Jedi Mind Tricks, Trail of Lies
I see London, I see France, I see Miley’s teen titty nips.
God bless America…..and titty nips.
Why don’t you just have a seat right over here.
Fool me once!!!
She and her kin resemble the family in Wrong Turn 2 (I tried to post a link to a pic but no go).
i LOVE that movie. henry rollins is so fucking hot!!
He’s good in it! Had a chance to meet him at a book convention once, totally cool guy.
hey fish…
you have some pretty comptempabilble
people on your threads… duh : )))
some pretty what now???
Who knew that generations of inbreeding result in hideous offspring?
Ignoring all the creepster boob comments… Just want to point out, Lohan also has an older brother, she’s not the oldest.
Duly noted.
I am a huge fan of going braless and I really want to enjoy her transformation to slutdom, but jeez I just can’t get past that face. She is not hot, put it away…….just sayin
Thank you! Those teeth freak me out.
i’d still tap it