Miley Cyrus’ Transformation is Complete

October 13th, 2010 // 145 Comments

She’s officially Britney now.

A braless – Am I allowed to point that out? – Miley Cyrus confronted the paparazzi yesterday while out to eat with her mom and soon-to-be-exploited younger sister*. And seriously, the only thing missing from this scenario is an umbrella and Whoppers with cheese. “Listen, y’all, I know you’re just doin’ your job, ya know? So if you could just tell me where the nearest Johnny Rockets is and how to get pregnant with two boys, don’t know why, but it’s gotta be two, I won’t be forced to shave mah head then show you mah hootenanny despite every urge in mah body telling me it’d be like drinking an ice, cold Frappaciner. — Oh, God, resistance fading. EVERYBODY DOWN!”

*Fun Fact: Miley also has an older brother making her the middle-child, just like Britney, which effectively proves Disney is manufacturing these kids in a lab. Except never let the oldest one become the star. NEVER. For the love of God.

Photos: Fame, Pacific Coast News

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  1. It's Still TAB

    FIRST!

    • nude el

      ok, i generally HATE this girl, and she has a dumb face. but holy shit! AMAZING looking tits! NOM NOM NOM!

    • Vito

      To all you bluenosed, uptight, repressed, anal prudes out there: How about you tell us how old your first sex partner was. Really…go ahead. My first experiences were when I was around 11 with a 13 year old. That was just oral, handjobs, etc. The first time for intercourse, she was 16. The second one was 16. The third one was 17. Soooo???

      There is nothing strange or perverse about men looking at women in their late teens. We’re actually genetically wired to seek out a mate who is attractive and who could raise beautiful (and numerous) children.

      Society tells us how we can and cannot behave so that our civilization is protected from those who are unable to control their biological urges. That’s what differs us (at least MOST of us) from animals.

      • Realist and Fan

        So Vito, you are a pervert then? What is this confession?

      • WhataboutIke?

        @ Realist and Fan- No asshole, he’s just trying to explain to some of you that think that the age of 18 is some universal magic number for sexual & mental maturation for humans is silly. It’s an arbitrary age that is used, and not even consistently throughout North America- that is “REAL”. Age for consent differs depending where you live and at what time period you live in. What “Vito” said in biological terms is very true and correct… I didn’t hear him advocate pedophilia, he just said that most men are attracted to young women, they “usually” will be able to produce the most healthy (genetically speaking) offspring, and young people engage in sexual behavior despite what many of you want to admit. Oh btw, I personally would rather scratch my ear drums out then to listen to a 5 minute interview with Miley… nice legs though.

    • bob

      love them.. lets see them

  2. It's Still TAB

    And wearing a see-thru shirt nonetheless..WET SHIRT Contest anyone? OK, I know I am a prev, but you were thinking it yourselves!

  3. RoboZombie

    She looks dumber than a bag of hammers.
    Plus, also, her head looks like a pumpkin or basketball with a wig on it. take yer pick.

  4. Nice pokies lol. Seriously cant wait for this girl to turn 18. Hope she stays in shape.

    • Billy Seatsniffer

      How sad for you. the age of consent in my state is 16.

    • Billy Seatsniffer

      Puddin, the age of consent is 18 years old in less than 1/3 of US states. I don’t get why people seem to think chicks have to be 18 to have sex with.

      Ironically, they have to be 18 to take a naked picture..because I guess that’s MUCH worse than a pack of bikers passing around a 16 year old girl like a fleshlight party favor?

      laws are weird.

  5. Miley Cyrus Braless
    tcal
    Commented on this photo:

    They start so young now what a shame Im #1

  6. Miley Cyrus Braless
    IKE
    Commented on this photo:

    If it’s not polite to point, Miley is downright RUDE!

    Keeping pointing, girl! :)

  7. she’s a homely headed bitch…

  8. herbiefrog

    no matter how hard she tries…

    …she will always be lkike a daughter to us

    now where’s noah…? we need a talk with her…

  9. yum

    i’d taste em :)

  10. Miley Cyrus Braless
    IKE
    Commented on this photo:

    Just curious, but what is so magical about “18?” In a month is she going to be more “adult” than she is now?
    If girls mature faster than boys…..
    Whatever.
    Just in a mood I guess.

  11. Miley Cyrus Braless
    djs
    Commented on this photo:

    wow Noah is dressed like um her much older sister

  12. Hugh Gentry

    her nips are way more perky than Britney. Britney’s point down like udders.

  13. Miley Cyrus Braless
    Woody Allen
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d hit that

  14. No, seriously go rough yourself

    Don’t get any ideas Pedos. Cant you see shes not wearing any bra and happen to be erect by accident? get a pacifier…

    • Billy Seatsniffer

      Yes, we noticed she wasn’t wearing a bra. that was the whole point.

      and she’s legal to 3-hole gang bang an NFL team in 2/3 of the country, so you can jam your “pedos” up your bunghole.

    • kanyeisgayfish

      There are no underage girls here or Muhammad followers………pedo ,LMAO!

  15. Miley Cyrus Braless
    Mark
    Commented on this photo:

    Ironically, the younger one (who doesn’t need it) is wearing a bra, and the older one (who barely needs it) is not wearing a bra.

    You stay classy Appalachia!

  16. Miley Cyrus Braless
    Juliana
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh, good god! The little one is exactly the same!! Same nose, same stupid duck lips!! Shoot her!! SHOOT HER NOW!!!!!

  17. Miley Cyrus Braless
    DC
    Commented on this photo:

    id hit it so hard id break off inside her like a bee stinger….in a month or so, of course…oh, who am i kidding, id hit that shit right damn now!

  18. Miley Cyrus Braless
    cm
    Commented on this photo:

    i cannot believe she would let her LITTLE sister see her damn nipples popping out AND the little girl is actually wearing a bra!!! I can’t even believe they make them that small!!!

  19. cm

    i cannot believe she would let her LITTLE sister see her damn nipples popping out AND the little girl is actually wearing a bra!!! I can’t even believe they make them that small!!!

    • Sugar

      I am really offended by that 9 year old with the pink bra. That should not be allowed in public. Is her mother advertising her to child rapists or something?

      • Misana

        yeah.. something is really wrong with that. She must be wearing Miley’s bra. It looks like it’s got a bit of padding in it too. What the heck!

      • harry satchel

        @Sugar

        Right on once again. Where is DEFACS when you need ‘em? I know…they only take away kids from POOR white trash.

  20. Miley Cyrus Braless
    jill
    Commented on this photo:

    note to paparazzi girl:

    nice, uh, sneakers?

  21. Crusty

    I violated my probation just looking at these pictures.

  22. Miley Cyrus Braless
    Matt-Zilla
    Commented on this photo:

    shes gonna fall hard, acting straight up retarded like that.
    still I’d hit it, rim, etc

  23. Frank

    I definitely look forward to seeing her tits in the near future.

  24. Drew

    whoa, who’s the chub?

  25. Miley Cyrus Braless
    fester
    Commented on this photo:

    I like the pap in pics 5 & 6… THIGH-ZILLA!
    Nice feature in her profession, celebs can’t even outrun her with their Ferraris.

  26. Matt-Zilla

    shes gonna fall hard, acting straight up retarded like that.
    still I’d hit it, rim, etc

  27. Miley Cyrus Braless
    cactus
    Commented on this photo:

    If thats her being a minor, wonder what she’ll do next when she is “legal”.

    Hey daddy, no panties! Wanna see?!

  28. cactus

    If thats her being a minor, wonder what she’ll do next when she is “legal”.

    Hey daddy, no panties! Wanna see?!

  29. Miley Cyrus Braless
    burton
    Commented on this photo:

    the girl is the black tights, them are some fucking gross fat thunder thighs…yuck!

  30. Miley Cyrus Braless
    Valerie
    Commented on this photo:

    Her left nipple is lower than the right.

  31. Miley Cyrus Braless
    LD
    Commented on this photo:

    For some reason the movie”The Hills Have Eyes” popped into my head but not for the obvious reason. I think they need to change the filter on that gene pool.

    I don’t know what is worse, Miley not wearing underwear or her 10 year old sister showing hers. They knew they were going to be photographed.

  32. Miley Cyrus Braless
    Commented on this photo:

    Is almost sad how Disney explotes these children without any concern to train or improve their craft… Britney Spears, Cyrus, Lohan, the two kids in Suite Life, the 3 kids in Wizards of Weberly Place… they are all told they are stars but the only thing keeping them on TV is the Disney Brand.

  33. LD

    For some reason the movie”The Hills Have Eyes” popped into my head but not for the obvious reason. I think they need to change the filter on that gene pool.

    I don’t know what is worse, Miley not wearing underwear or her 10 year old sister showing hers. They knew they were going to be photographed.

  34. jenn

    when your smaller in the chest area your allowed to go braless. but in a white tshirt, come onnn!

  35. joko

    Ok so When is she Turning 18 again?
    I must know but dont want to google it,
    This, This whole thread,this pictures< It is VERY WRONG
    DAMN YOU FISH DAMN YOU!!! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!! AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHh

    Would I be breaking any laws if i Save this pictures to my computer??

    Well, this is not the first time Miley does this, Anyone remembers when she was working out in the green bikini top, those things bouncing around, I do

    I just remember this Gif of her sucking on a fruit…
    http://img8.imageshack.us/i/cyrussuck1.gif/

    and here is the jogging picture
    http://lh6.ggpht.com/_iahfAGFVUy0/Sa2CNNoszLI/AAAAAAAAATs/8tB0rDzveHA/%5BUNSET%5D.jpg?imgmax=800

  36. Parker

    I know women have nipples so men will want to have anal sex with them but I’m not sure why girls under 18 have them. Maybe to help them with math?

  37. Turd Ferguson

    Classy mother – great parenting.

  38. Miley Cyrus Braless
    Roxi
    Commented on this photo:

    they all are UGLY!!!!!!!!

  39. jakes

    OMG
    IF I save this pics to my laptop, will i get in trouble? lol

    This whole Thread, This comments, this whole thing is wrong
    Damn you Fish, Putting temptation in front of us like that
    horrible horrible

    This is not the first time Miley did this Anyone remember the Jogging pictures?
    the ones where she is jogging with a shirt and a green bikini? I do

  40. Miley Cyrus Braless
    Grinch
    Commented on this photo:

    burton you are fail. Those are some FUCKING HOT thunder thighs. Let me at that white meat.

  41. Lady Blah Blah

    I watched Wrong Turn 2 the other night and was reminded of Miley and her kin. Image from the movie at this link (no ads or pop-ups, just a jpeg):

    http://images31.fotosik.pl/220/a7637a71caee397f.jpg

  42. Miley Cyrus Braless
    Vinny Paz
    Commented on this photo:

    “I just think the fact is funny/ that they’ll take a little girl and pimp her for the cash & money/ And what’s gonna become of ‘em in like 50 years/ when Hannah Montana turnin’ into Britney Spears…”

    -Jedi Mind Tricks, Trail of Lies

  43. Miley Cyrus Braless
    Mad Mel
    Commented on this photo:

    I see London, I see France, I see Miley’s teen titty nips.

    God bless America…..and titty nips.

  44. Chris Hansen

    Why don’t you just have a seat right over here.

  45. Lady Blah Blah

    She and her kin resemble the family in Wrong Turn 2 (I tried to post a link to a pic but no go).

  46. herbiefrog

    hey fish…

    you have some pretty comptempabilble

    people on your threads… duh : )))

  47. oh uh

    Who knew that generations of inbreeding result in hideous offspring?

  48. girlface

    Ignoring all the creepster boob comments… Just want to point out, Lohan also has an older brother, she’s not the oldest.

  49. Miley Cyrus Braless
    Jester
    Commented on this photo:

    I am a huge fan of going braless and I really want to enjoy her transformation to slutdom, but jeez I just can’t get past that face. She is not hot, put it away…….just sayin

  50. Miley Cyrus Braless
    hahaha
    Commented on this photo:

    i’d still tap it

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