It’s A Vadgity Chipmunk Christmas Card!

December 16th, 2013 // 44 Comments
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Miley Cyrus might be the most over-exposed, played out pop star of the moment whose Justin Bieber-face and vagina haunt my dreams, but what people don’t know about her is that she’s also an activist. An activist for such pressing and important causes as Free The Nipple, a group dedicated to letting chicks walk around topless in Times Square if I’m going solely by their Twitter banner. So here’s Miley’s Christmas card that she made for them which.. censors her own nipples? See, this is what people are talking about when they say America has a literacy problem. Her next card for the SPCA will probably be Michael Vick holding a burlap sack full of puppies. “Give Christmas A Fighting Chance!”

Photos: Getty, Splash News

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  1. Cock Dr

    Winter holiday card theme brought to you by cannabis, which always helps a person act out on not very well thought out ideas.

  2. She doesn’t show nipples for free. Well, not anymore.

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    Cock Dr
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    It looks like a great show.

  4. swank

    did the “I’d pee in her butt” guy fall down a well? he should be all over this.

  5. richie

    Stop putting this trash on the net. This people are the lowest form
    of entertainers out there. If you stop putting them on the net. I pray to God they go away.
    Thank You
    Richie

  6. kittykat

    So wait is this a picture of miley or biber u cant tell.

  7. Convex

    Please stop posting about this skank. She’s not talented or interesting, and I’m dead sick of seeing her flash her tiny titties and her nasty tongue because it gets her the attention her (shitty) singing can’t manage to get.

    It’s one thing, Fish, for you to pine after good-looking if rather smelly vagina (Krupa). It’s another thing to keep throwing figurative acid in our eyes with pictures of the hillbilly skank.

  8. Whatever she’s on… I want it too :D

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    loeber74
    Commented on this photo:

    shoes, sandals even. meant to contain your FUCKING FEET!! toes in shoes should not touch the ground!!! Those are flat even.NO EXCUSE!

  10. Hey Are You George Zimmerman?

    Merry X-mas to you too, fella.

  11. JC

    Is this part of the War on Christmas I hear so much about? Because this definitely feels hostile.

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    Phoenix
    Commented on this photo:

    Getting ready to pee into her own mouth.

  13. You could have told me that was Justin Bieber’s xmas card and I would have beliebed it.

  14. nasty surprise

    I thought that was a photo of Biebs at first

  15. Oh shes a dream to be with, her scratching crotch thinking the tooth fairy is on mollys.

  16. Holy shit, no way. You cannot tell me now that Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber are not the same person anymore.

  17. Miley Cyrus Vagina Diddles Z100s Jingle Ball
    Commented on this photo:

    Publicis Omnicom’s pitch to modernize Coca Cola’s classic Santa and Mrs Claus icons was not well-received at Coke HQ.

  18. Miley Cyrus Vagina Diddles Z100s Jingle Ball
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    Sorry but is she trying to spread her Christmas Carol through that bikini pants?

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    Paully Boston Baby!
    Commented on this photo:

    Its sad when someone half your size has twice your ass.

  20. Dox

    When I saw that first picture… I kept wondering why they would dot out the chest of a boy….

    then I realized it was The Thing.

    I used to like that movie.

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    Dox
    Commented on this photo:

    She really does remind me of that unattractive girl in college that tries desperately to make up for it by being off the wall, and bizarre.

    And really, it just comes across as cheap, skanky, and hopelessly desperate for attention.

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    Dox
    Commented on this photo:

    Its gonna take more than that bottle to make her fuckable, man.

  23. It just dawned on me that Billy Ray probably took this topless photo of Miley. Eww.

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    Dox
    Commented on this photo:

    Nothing says Christmas like the Christmas Tree Rectal exam…. Ah those childhood memories. (wipes a tear away.)

  25. Miley Cyrus Vagina Diddles Z100s Jingle Ball
    Dox
    Commented on this photo:

    Is it absolutely necessary for entertainers to shit on every single tradition we have?

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    Dox
    Commented on this photo:

    Is it me, or is the midget way more kickin than the Bieber clone gone wrong?

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    Dox
    Commented on this photo:

    4 years at Julliard so you could put on a fake nose, antlers, and prance like a reindeer on stage. Mom must be proud.

  28. Miley Cyrus Vagina Diddles Z100s Jingle Ball
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    She might want to rethink having dancers that are 10 times hotter than she is.

  29. Echo5

    If I don’t get the Michael Vick xmas card this year, the flat chested down’s syndrome kids win.

  30. Where's Dildo

    @The Superficial: All I want for Christmas is to have all posts of Miley retagged as Biebs, and vice-versa. Because now we’re really just splitting hairs (and vaginas).

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    Dick Thunder:brain doctor
    Commented on this photo:

    I refuse to live in an America where the idea of Christmas ISN’T Miley Cyrus getting her Chimney swept by a black midget dressed as Silver Surfer.

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    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Simulated masturbation on stage…this is a real breakthrough in entertainment.

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    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Featuring Kim K as the Christmas leviathan.

  34. Dorian

    Why are Niall’s nipple censored? and where are the other member of One Direction?

  35. Justin Bieber looks manlier suddenly :3

  36. steppin razor

    The body of a 12 year old boy,Idon’t see what the fuss is with miley.See’s not hot and she sucks as an entertainer.

  37. oops, she missed one…for her face…just go away….my dream is that she will find herself on the island of misfit has been pop stars…living with New Kids and Backstreet and Bieber…please Santa?

  38. Miley Cyrus Vagina Diddles Z100s Jingle Ball
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    she is like a pubic hair in your ice cream…

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