It’s A Vadgity Chipmunk Christmas Card!

Miley Cyrus might be the most over-exposed, played out pop star of the moment whose Justin Bieber-face and vagina haunt my dreams, but what people don’t know about her is that she’s also an activist. An activist for such pressing and important causes as Free The Nipple, a group dedicated to letting chicks walk around topless in Times Square if I’m going solely by their Twitter banner. So here’s Miley’s Christmas card that she made for them which.. censors her own nipples? See, this is what people are talking about when they say America has a literacy problem. Her next card for the SPCA will probably be Michael Vick holding a burlap sack full of puppies. “Give Christmas A Fighting Chance!”

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