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September 24th, 2013 // 85 Comments
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Because Miley Cyrus can’t go 48 hours without doing a grab-bag of naked shit, above is her topless Rolling Stone cover which leads into screencaps from Mike WiLL Made It‘s video for “23″ (below) that also dropped today. That said, if you’re understandably bored from seeing Hannah Montana’s knickers for the 18th time, the Rolling Stone interview is actually worth a read for the parts where Kanye West clearly tried to fuck her, her dad paying her $10 a night to collect all the bras and panties after his shows, and telling Justin Bieber not to turn into Vanilla Ice despite the fact both of them look like him and will be replaced in two years by younger versions that twerk for 15 cents on the dollar. I have foreseen it.

 

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  1. Walter White

    Put your tongue back in your mouth you retarded mouth breather.

  2. … so, to sum up, kids. This is everything that’s wrong with the so-called North American “culture”. Thank you, and good night.

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    It’s like looking into the future.

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    JC
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    When they see little kids making this face in the hospital where my brother works, the doctors usually say something like, “Well, with the proper support and social services, she might be able to live ‘on her own’ in an assisted-living facility someday.”

  5. logan

    Sweet Jesus, I am so sick of this twit. So she has a damn tongue and can shake her ass. I have a dog who will act the same way when he is hungry. Your skills are limited to the porn industry and the animal kingdom. Animals use their tongues to groom them selves, you on the other hand seem to think yours is another God given digit. Since your parents won’t tell you, please let me. Knock it to hell off Miley you look like a damn whore. My parents didn’t mince words, but then again I didn’t support them. Mine loved me and didn’t want to see me make a fool of myself. Nasty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • I foresee inevitable embarrassment in 10 years or so. Then, to cope with the embarrassment of being exploited by her marketing team, a unfortunate/inevitable drug addiction. I understand she claims to be a young, strong, independent woman, who is making all these horrible decision all on her own. I just don’t believe that. This young woman has had a team of people around her, making decisions for her, and strategically guiding their cash cow in whatever direction that will garner the most attention and profit throughout most of her life. At the helm of this team of bloodsuckers have been her good ol’ ma and pa.

  6. ReiR

    I’ve seen my cat do this- they just snapped a pic of her mid grooming herself.

  7. I don’t think there should be any more headlines about Miley Cyrus unless they involve the words “COLLEGE”, “POISONED” or “LARGE HEAVY TURTLENECK SWEATER AND MUZZLE”

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    This is the face she makes at the end of the Will Made It sex tape, also.

  9. These new pics are my fapping material for tonight. Thanks, Fish.

  10. FlannelMannel

    I didn’t realize she was an adult till they showed her smoking and now I totally respect her music and street cred. Smoking in the bathroom? What. A. Badass.

  11. Im thinking of creating the ultimate pop culture frankenstein’s monster: Bieber Lohan cyrus kardashian. Its skills will include twerking drunk with a huge deformity of an ass.

  12. BetterBelieveIt

    I think Miley is HOT!! I would love to squeeze her booty.

  13. Chris

    What is her fan base? My 12 y/o daughter and her friedns think she’s a joke. Anyone over 22 knows she is.

    So she’s going for the never ending support of 14-18 y/o’s that are to stupid to realize they’re stupid? That’s a solid plan. She’ll be dead or forgotten in a year.

    • logan

      Her fan base? I’m thinking it is a section of the population who get off on young girls with their tongues hanging out. Just like some like feet, the over weight, small people, guy with chest hair, those with tattoos, etc. Miley fills those who crave the tongue hanging out. Just a thought.

    • Trek Girl

      Her fan base is mostly people who have had their heads up their rear ends for years and have no idea that what she’s doing is what lots of girls have done before in order to rebel and seem edgy: get an “unusual” hairstyle, wear skimpy clothes, do drugs, get drunk, act like a lesbian, take on bits and pieces of other ethnicities, stick out their tongue even though it looks like it hasn’t been properly cleaned in months, and date a black man or someone that has darker skin.
      Okay, the part with the tongue mostly just Miley, but you get what I mean.
      People actually think this is unique and edgy. Oy.

    • anonymous

      I guess after Disney and her dad finished pimping her out…she went and found an actual pimp to take over?

  14. When did this urinal cake start thinking that showing her “great big ta ta’s” was going to get her a nobel award.

  15. Literally the most annoying person on the planet.

  16. I think it’s a shame and terribly unfair that everyone is focusing on her appearance instead of judging Cyrus on her artistic merits. I, for one, will make it about the music: This song fucking sucks.

  17. Fresco

    My daughter is a rebellious 15yo who would fight to the death for her right to wear a micro-mini skirt; according to her, there is something seriously wrong with Miley. Apparently, all her friends think Cyrus is a whacko. Believe me, it’s saying a lot.

    • Trek Girl

      That’s the best news I’ve heard all day. Now of your 15 year old and her friends could have a sit-down with some 23/24 year olds I know, that would be great.

      • What is this world coming to when teens are cool with micro-mini skirts but 23/24-year-olds aren’t?

      • Trek Girl

        No mention of mini skirts shall be made at this sit-down. These ladies should not wear those. I was referring to the teens’ thoughts on Miley. If they could enlighten these 23/24 year olds, it would be lovely.

      • I like you, Trek Girl, but sometimes you take things a little too literally.

    • garyt

      Pretty sure that if your daughter is wearing a micro mini skirt @ 15 she’s heading down the same path.

      Just thought I would point out the obvious.

    • If that were my kid, she would lose that fight. To the death or not, she would lose that fight.

  18. In your rundown of the Rolling Stone interview highlights, you left out this nugget about Miley and Tish:

    “When she’s being embarrassing, she’ll call me ‘sweet girl,’” Miley says. “When we were getting ready for the VMAs, I was about to put on my teddy-bear costume and she’s like, ‘Sweet girl, do you need to potty before you put your costume on?’ I’m like, ‘Mom! Kanye is standing right here!’”

    Ha! Potty.
    @TishCyrus #Hillbilly4Life

  19. cc

    I think she’s a dimwit. And I am generally tired of her. BUT I find it hard to believe that naked, especially from behind, she wouldn’t look eminently fuckable. Her ass and legs look great in some of these shots.

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    cc
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    Oh c’mon guys…you wouldn’t hit that ass?

  21. Unattractive, talentless skank. Enough of her, please.

  22. Ragnar

    She’s not topless. Or naked. Or nude. Or any other synonym for it.

    She’s covering ip the goods. May as well be wearing a sweater.

  23. Roundhouse Kick

    She was in London the other day, which is evidently where she got the idea to do the 1920s thing with her hair – sadly she failed to notice that it’s only the men who’re wearing their hair that way.

  24. Cock Dr

    My god that so called music being hawked up above sucks in a mighty big way.

  25. VERY SAD THEY WOULD PUT A NATIVE DREAM CATCHER ON THIS WHORE TO SELL A MAG

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    troof
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    illuminati sex worker for the bankers, just like all the others.

  27. Mama Pinkus

    this gal seems to require more attention than Rhianna, Lady Gaga and Courtney Stodden combined

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    she must practice that in the mirror each day. impressive devotion to her spectacle of self-absorption.

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    mark
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    Oh my god! This is so shocking! :p

    Doesn’t this nitwit realize thrusting your bony little boy pelvis around and acting like you love black men doesn’t mean you’re shocking?

    What a dummy.

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    Not muh dang ol’ Hanna Montana!

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    When I Michael Jordan was asked about this, his response was “Who the fuck cares?” and “How can I use this to sell more Hanes underwear?”

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    “So Miley, do you like black guys?”
    “I like anything that pisses off daddy!”

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    Miley: “I used this to simulate fellatio!”
    Guy in red shirt: “Oh no she didn’t!”

  34. Interred Ferguson

    Ok, when will Billy Ray finally step out from the shadows to throw a net on her, and drag her back to the Cyrus estate which must be somewhat akin to the home of Leatherface from Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

    While it’s true she wasn’t put on this planet to satisfy my notion of feminine attractiveness, it’s pretty sad to see the route she’s taken from her look a year or so ago, to the butched up crewcut slut of today. I predict within a few years she’ll have attempted to crank up a movie career of some sort, and will be able to compete with the hot chicks again.

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    She looks like a confused twelve year old boy who wears short shorts, a sports bra and heels to his father’s basketball playoffs party only to be driven off by screams of “Dammit Kevin! Get the fuck outta here! Why can’t you be a normal boy !”…Sorry poppa. See you in therapy.

  36. EDWARD ELIZABETH HITLER

    WOULD SOMEONE PUNCH THIS STUPID BITCH IN THE TONGUE AND GET IT OVER WITH?

  37. EDWARD ELIZABETH HITLER

    Someone seriously needs to punch her in the tongue. You can tell she’s thinking “I’m a girl! Girl power, look how awesome I am I can do whatever I want because I’m a girl and no one can hold girls down! I’m breaking down walls for younger generations!”

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    Weird Science 2 looks cool.

  39. Madonna'sTesticles

    Keep them talking about your behavior… because nobody is talking about your music.

  40. inkydinky

    she reeks of desperation. “mom, kanye is standing right there” who fucking cares? he’s another asshole who made it big

  41. Tom Cruise's Magical Penis

    Had they not shown her boobs, I would’ve sworn it was a late 80s era pic of Corey Haim. Even now I’m not so sure.

  42. Whatevs

    I was just talking with my girlfriend about this cunt last night. My girl is a Mexicana and her boyfriend is a black man. I hadn’t seen the video. She was telling me how they had her tarted up like a sister from the hood and then acted like she was getting it from behind by a black dude. She was horrified. What we found so amazing is that this bitch has no clue these people are making a total fool out of her and doing it for the $$$. They’re latching onto her downward spiral to leech as much cash out of her as possible and she thinks they actually like her and that she now has street cred. It’s beyond ridiculous.
    I remember when my nieces used to watch her show 24/7. Now she’s on TV swinging around on a ball naked. WTF, dude. Clearly she does not give a shit about all the kids who looked up to her and made her fucking career in the first place. Fuck this pathetic white trash whore.

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    CuriousTroll
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    Taking a dump.

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    heysamjo
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    Miley is to pants what Britney is to bras.

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    539
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    What ass? She has the body of a boy.

    539

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    I am so disgusted with these tongue pics. She has short hair, a rail thin body, and sticks her tongue out. She looks like a dyke, she acts like a dyke, and I am not finding “dyke” to be sexy. You want to be sexy to men? Get more tits and stop acting like you would spit a dick out. She’s so nasty it’s not even sexy!

  47. This is about as unattractive as females get for the normally adjusted male. Ugly, talentless, curveless, stupid, arrogant, redneck.

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    This is how the 1% defecates.

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