Miley Cyrus Is Topless

Considering I could draw Miley Cyrus’ labia with my eyes shut because I’ve seen it so much – *closes eyes, doodles penguin with a top hat* NAILED IT. – it really shouldn’t be that big of a thrill that she’s wearing tiny shorts and topless on her hotel balcony in Sydney. Except it is because boobs are naked on the Internet, and we all have Alzheimer’s every time it happens. “Wait a minute. You can the see nipple part? On a computer? Well, this is new and exciting!” – How I pay my rent

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